Party Hard

Louis Tomlinson, 1/5 of One Direction, one and only Party King. Dating the flawless Kendall Jenner

[liam-thepayne-deactivated201309]

Then why are you dating Kendall?

[hellyeah-lou]

She's hot. I'm kidding, she's gorgeous but there's just so much more that meets the eye. I love her and there's nothing you can do to change that.

[liam-thepayne-deactivated201309]

So you like blondes?

[hellyeah-lou]

I love blondes. And blue, green or gray eyes, but you already know that.

[liam-thepayne-deactivated201309]

I want to fuck them all.

[hellyeah-lou]

Ashley Benson, man. She's the hottest.

[eatbreathe-niall-deactivated201]

You watch that too?! I knew I wasn’t the only one.

[hellyeah-lou]

Like I said, 10/10 would fucking bang.

[hellyeah-lou]

Not gonna lie, all I've done today is watch Pretty Little Liars. Don't judge. 10/10 would bang those chicks.

[summerlvex]

Weirdo.

[hellyeah-lou]

Feel free to give me one or the other!

[kendyjfc]

Of course, we fit together perfectly. Well we’re weird and we’re right. If that makes sense. not even, I love your cheek bones and your smile and just everything about you. That’s really kinky, I like it.

[hellyeah-lou]

We literally do and it's perfect. Even if all we do is cuddle. All the fucking time But I love you. It makes sense to me I think. Your hair still smells great so I see you're still washing it. Kinky is my middle name!

[liam-thepayne-deactivated201309]

Not one of those painless shots people use on criminals?

[hellyeah-lou]

Only because I love you Lili.

[liam-thepayne-deactivated201309]

With what?

[hellyeah-lou]

A torpedo or torch or something.

[kendyjfc]

Nah I’m pretty sure that it’s the other way around. You make me a non-boring person. Hey sometimes weird things are the right things. My face isn’t half as attractive as yours though, and your eyes drive me wild. I’d rather have you take them off than starting with no clothes on at all.

[hellyeah-lou]

We just make everything better when we're together. Puzzle pieces remember? How can weird be right? Actually I kind get what you're saying so alright. No babe stop your face is ten times better than mine. You just have perfect lips and your nose is as cute as a button. Your eyes are a pretty brown too. I'll take them off with my teeth.

[kendyjfc]

It’s not gross it’s perfect okay? Yeah well I love that you’re in love with someone that’s in love with you that feels lovely because the boy she loves loves her. Well I’m talking about what you’ll find if you follow that rainbow to the end. It won’t be a pot of gold unfortunately. 

[hellyeah-lou]

Everything is better with you. You always say the right things. Some weird things but I do too so it's fine. I don't need a pot of gold because I've already hit the jackpot. As long as I get to see your pretty face I'll be fine. No clothes either would be even better.

[liam-thepayne-deactivated201309]

You can’t kill what was never alive.

[hellyeah-lou]

But I can kill you.

[kendyjfc]

I love how you bring up that word every chance you can get. Fine, we can be fair then and taste each other’s rainbows.

[hellyeah-lou]

Love? Yeah I know, gross. But it's what you make me feel so I guess I'll just have to deal. I don't know if we're talking about the same rainbows here. I'm talking about the ones in the skies. 

[kendyjfc]

I don’t know.. you might not like it all that much.

[hellyeah-lou]

Loving you means I love everything about you. So I don't see why I wouldn't.

[kendyjfc]

I mean if you insist.

[hellyeah-lou]

Only if I get to taste yours too though, I mean it's only fair.

[liam-thepayne-deactivated201309]

Me too.

[hellyeah-lou]

Way to kill my vibe Payne.

[kendyjfc]

But I’ve tried both, though I’m not stating my opinion just yet.

[hellyeah-lou]

Maybe you need to do it again, just to confirm I'm the best.