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I'm still at the Favor Tree and I don't know if I can leave or not! I think I accidentally became a local cryptid!

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Heya, Stardust!~ Looking for questionable advice? Want to ask your favorite star a question? Or maybe you just missed me after escaping the loops!

Well, now you can! I have all the answers a celestial being could EVER have! Right here on Tumblr Dot Com!

You're not allowed to ask me anything that would be classified as "Not Safe For Work," though, even if you're unemployed. This site has children!

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[Attempts to add mouth to loop using a stapler and a few siffrin corpses

Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. What the crab. Get that blinding thing away from me. Ew.

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Hey loopsy the remove loop blog is doing quite a bit recently lmao

https://www.tumblr.com/loop-removal?source=share

I have seen.

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Opinions on the important individuals (party head housemaiden that bastard false king you and siffrin) and Opinions on þannanas

I love the party very much. Don't tell them I said that, I'll never hear the end of it.

The Head Housemaiden is nice! I don't know why she knew about the time loop to a certain extent though, that was weird.

The King... hm.

I like myself, I think. And Siffrin is my scrunkly scrimblo! My blorbo! My mipy!

I don't know what a thannana is. They/them banana?

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Lay down. Bonnie will use you as a campfire now.

...do I have to lay down for this?

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I'm slowly turning Eldritch over time and was wondering if your time spent as a cryptid would yield advice worth sharing, even if it's just "here's how to hide from unwanted attention"

Tree.

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Hey loop! I'm curious, we know you can't eat, but what about your other senses??

I can't smell things that well, either. My hearing is fine for some reason, even though I don't have ears, my hands are perfectly normal so I can still touch things, and... I'm actually still half blind!

The Universe gave me my eye back, but not a working one!~

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Do you have acces the to just tumbr or all of the internet if so search up a wheel ever turning on ao3 also if someone put an egg on a pan in your head would that be an effective way to cook it or would it do other stuff or hurt or something

So many questions!

For one, I only have Tumblr. Nothing else. This 'phone' is... very odd.

Second, you could probably cook an egg on my head!~ I'll get Siffrin to ask Bonnie about it since I trust them the most with using me like a stove. The best chef cooker around...

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Is it possible to cook an egg on you

Neat Loop fact of the day! Objects can go through my head.

Maybe if you held a pan over me for a while, it'd work, but I don't think I'm hot enough to really cook an egg.

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does your head give off heat? i wanna try something.

It's like a nice, comfortably warm heat lamp! Don't try anything too crazy, though. It's still my head.

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*teleports bread to you*

Guys. Guys. Stop sending me food. I can't eat.

...can I toast bread with my face?

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Loop. You won’t believe this but there’s a lake named Chargoggagoggman­chaugg­agogg­chaubun­agungamaugg I’m not joking.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? No like deadass the sky's really far away and you're a star are you okay

Yes and it sucked. Badly.

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are you allowed to be taken away from the tree by someone else

I've left on my own a few times! I mostly stay because I don't want the townspeople seeing me and freaking out.

Especially the Head Housemaiden. That would be a whole situation.

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Loop do you still hate Siffrin.

Hate my Stardust?! Now why would I ever do that?!

...I only hated them a tiny bit. But I got all those feelings out when we fought to the death! So it's fine!

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If stars taste like burnt sugar..would you taste like burnt sugar if someone bit the spikes on your head.

Asking for a friend.

Your face would just phase right through, actually! That one star I ate was just an odd exception. Sorry you can't fulfill your dream of tasting a star.

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Loop I would like to ask, what's your option on the United States of America. I think its kind of ironic given that the country is not very United

Can you people stop asking me about nonexistent countries. First 'France', now 'The United States of America'. You're just saying words at me.