the hemiptera files

daily(ish) comics about college, queerness, and mental illness

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1.9.17 - fucking millenials

i not only found it outside, but i had dropped it in three inches of SNOW that night and all the snow was MELTED when i woke up

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1.8.17 - parental advisory

it insisted on describing the exact way the blood spewed out of her body when she got hit with the ice pick. we need a parent's guide for the parent’s guide

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1.7.17 - Why Am I Like This

yes. i actually did this shit. i had worked on this game for about three months straight and i started the fuck over because i found a new engine

anyways,

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1.6.17 - bug debugs

hey shameless self promo i was working on 1365 *finger guns*

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1.5.17 - tech support

i have had this 3d printer for almost a YEAR and it has never once worked

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1.4.7 - therianthropy

sometimes, late at night, when i’m all alone, i revEAL MY TRUE FORM AS THE WEREWOLF TERRORIZING THE TOWN

(inspired by this song)

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1.3.17 - kiss kiss

callout post scarlett is gay (me too but y’know)

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1.2.17 - beware of craft stores

the real danger of being a witch is that you can justify buying anything

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1.1.17 - new year

i accidentaly read “old me” as “hold me” while i was making this. resolution is to be held more often this year

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11.5.16 - entendre

being a bug, i make a lot of jokes about being rude to my “cousins”

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11.4.16 - better?

anxiety’s getting more powerful but so are my coping mechanisms. so there’s that i guess

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11.3.16 - time hijinks

grapefruit meeting 2. we are a mess

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11.2.16 - stasis

venty i guess

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11.1.16 - aggressive affection

i’m not good at comforting people but i will punch the sad if you want

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10.31.16 - halloween

i am a sucker for weird monsters and i can get away with wearing my jabberwock costume to whatever because it can pass as a generic dragon thing

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10.30.16 - vulture culture

scarlett and i share an obsession for bones. sometimes i think we worry our neighbors

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10.29.16 - cafeteria against humanity

and we never saw them again