freaky hemmo

[qualitylu]

Babygirl (c.h.) (series)

Summary: Stella, a prospecting art student, is attending her dream school, NYU. When she goes to her first college party she runs into the local drug dealer, Calum, where she finds herself suddenly wrapped up in his world.

Word count: 1,590

Rating: PG-13

Warnings: mentions of drug use (primarily weed), partying, drinking

Taglist: @crownedbyluke @lurhemmings @nostalgia-luke @lmao5sosimagines @clum-thomas @irwlns @biggestslutforcalum @clementinethenerd (let me know if you would like to be added)

“Ash, wait up!” I yelled while trying to catch up to my best friend. He stopped in his tracks while looking around to see who was yelling his name. Once his eyes met mine his lips broke out into a smile. I met him quickly and he wrapped his arm around my shoulders, pulling me closer into his body. My smile grew as we began to talk about our plans for the weekend. 

“Can we go out tonight? I know a party that’s going on a block away, I can pick you up at your place and we can walk over.” I nodded my head at his words, trying to make a decision in my head. 

“Yeah, that sounds nice. Frat party? Or your kind of people party?” I giggled while sitting down at the table in the small cafe we had just entered. 

“Definitely not a frat party, so I guess closer to my kind of scene. Why does that matter?” He rolled his eyes before sending me a wink. 

“I just need to know what kind of party I’m walking in to.” 

Once Ashton and I got done with our coffees we made our separate ways back to our dorms. I sat down at my small desk, clearly given to us for studying, that had been turned into a makeup vanity instead, and started to get ready for the party. I wiped my makeup from earlier off, deciding that it would be better if I worked with a clean canvas. After applying and setting my foundation with powder I began looking for my favorite eyeshadow palette. Once I found it I looked at the different colors that were in it. I debated on whether or not I should do a bolder look than I normally would, I mean it was Ashton’s type of crowd after all and they’re a little bit out there than a regular frat party would be. I did a neutral taupe color in my crease while adding a darker brown and eventually a plum color on my outer lid. As I was cutting the crease my phone started to buzz from a call from Ashton.

“What’s up, Ash?” I asked after answering. 

“I’m here, are you almost ready?” I could hear the slight annoyed-joking tone in his voice. 

“Not yet, but come on up and I’ll let you in.”

He sighed before speaking, “Stell, you’re gonna make us late.” I hung up after assuring him that it wouldn’t happen. It wasn’t long after I finished packing a shimmer eyeshadow on to my lid that Ashton knocked on my door. I quickly opened it before sitting back down on my chair and starting my eyeliner. Ashton sat down on my bed before swinging his legs up to where he felt comfortable. After I applied my mascara and grabbed the clothes I wanted to wear I made my way into my bathroom. I had picked out a pair of black skinny jeans, a simple burgundy top and a denim jacket along with a pair of black boots. Once I walked out I noticed Ashton waiting by the door. 

“Eager now are we?” 

“Took you long enough,” he joked as I grabbed my phone and keys off my desk and following him out.

Ashton opened the door to the apartment where the party was held in and allowed me to slip through first. I looked around, taking in the scene in front of me. I noticed the small kitchen area near the door covered in various alcohol bottles and red cups. The smell of weed clouded my senses as I noticed the foggy essence of the room. 

“This way,” Ashton led me with a hand on the small of my back through the party closer to where people were smoking. We joined the circle, close to where the blunt was being passed. Ashton took a long hit before blowing the smoke up into the air and passing it to me. I stared at the end of it, kind of grossed out with how many people’s mouths had been on it, before I took a long drag. My lungs filled with smoke and I continued to breathe in after handing the blunt to the person next to me before I blew the smoke out.

I leaned over to Ashton and whispered in his ear, “where did they get that weed? Like who sells it?” He smiled lightly and looked around before nodding his head towards a tall guy standing in the corner on his phone, with a beer in the other hand. 

“He’s the local guy, he sells a lot of different things, I’m sure he can get you anything you want.” The guy was cute, that was obvious but he seemed so mysterious and definitely dangerous.

“Want me to introduce you guys?” Ashton joked while I watched the nameless man open the patio door and walk out. 

“You know I would, but you’re too much of a pussy.” I smirked before grabbing the blunt from his fingers and taking a hit before blowing the smoke out, angled up to where it went right above his head. His jaw dropped lightly before he grabbed my wrist and led me over to where the drinks were.

“If you want me to introduce you to him you’ll need a little bit of liquid courage.” My jaw dropped a little bit and lightly smacked his chest before he poured us both two shots. We downed them fully and I reached for a bottle of Smirnoff, twisting off the cap before taking a swig. His hand dropped to my back as he led me out the same door the man before had exited out of. The man was standing at the corner of the patio, swiping on his phone and drinking from the same bottle he had earlier. 

“What’s up, Calum,” Ashton said while walking over, me in tow. 

“Hey bro, what can I do for you?” The man, I presumed to be now named Calum, looked me up and down slightly before looking at Ashton again. I was so mesmerized by the man’s face and how his smile reached his eyes while he laughed and how his eyes crinkled up on the side.

“This is Stella, by the way. She liked the weed you sold the people inside.” I blushed at Ashton’s comment and looked down at the ground when I heard Calum let out a small laugh. 

“Nice to meet you,” I still stared at the ground somewhat, unable to meet his eyes. Ashton and Calum continued to talk for a bit until I heard someone call Ashton from the door. Ashton took off and I was standing by myself with Calum. I looked at my bottle for a second before taking a long swig of it. Calum on the other hand took out a packet of cigarettes from his back pocket and cursed under his breath causing me to look at him. 

“You wouldn’t happen to have a light now would you, babygirl?” My eyes widened at his pet named for me before I searched my jacket pocket for a lighter. I sparked the lighter as he met me halfway with the cig hanging out of his mouth. I smiled before putting the lighter back in my pocket. 

“So how do you know Ashton?” I asked trying to make light conversation. 

“Met in class and he’s a regular buyer now, but I always cut him a deal. How do you know him?” 

“I ran into him in the art studio and he helped me out with a project last semester because he had the same teacher and project when he was a freshman.” 

“Watch out!” I heard from behind me as Calum wrapped his arm around me and pulled me closer to his body to get me out of the way of the guy that had just decided it would be a good idea to throw up in the back yard rather than the bathroom. My eyes met Calum’s before I awkwardly detached myself from him. He laughed lightly as he watched me fumble over my words, filled with sorrys and that I should get going. 

“I’ll see you around, babygirl.” Calum said I opened the patio door, searching for Ashton as soon as I got into the apartment. I saw him talking to a girl that he was probably planning on sleeping with. She was leaning against the wall while he hand his hand by her head and their chests close to each other.

I walked over and lightly tapped his shoulder, catching him off guard before he spoke, “what’s up?” 

“I’m heading home, okay? You have fun, and be safe,” I sent him a wink before heading out the door of the apartment and starting my walk. It wasn’t long until a car pulled up next to me and I stopped as I heard the window roll down. 

“Hop in,” was all he said as I walked over to the window, leaning down just enough to see him. 

“My dorm is right around the corner it’s okay.” 

“Just get in, babygirl. Let me take you home.” I couldn’t ignore how much my body lit up as he used that pet name. I slid into the seat and closed the door, signaling for him to pull off. After he pulled up to my dorm building I got out without a word before he pulled off, leaving me just as confused by him as I was in the beginning. 

[vodkaclifford]

youngblood: the album      ↳ 5 seconds of summer

[michaelaesthetics]

wow i can’t believe calum invented wrists

you know you’re whipped when you find someone’s wrists hot

[hemmotears]

I have this photo aa my lock scresn lmfao

[wickedisgood]

“What do you think Minho’s motivation is?” *

[irwingiggling]

ok but youngblood isn’t an album you can just listen to casually - you can’t just put it on in the background or relegate it to an overplayed top 40 radio - it begs to be heard, it screams to be listened to with the very essence of your entire soul

[bubblesirwin-deactivated2018090]

Getaway Part Nine

A/N: Remember Parts will be posted every Friday until this series is over! This story will always be written from Calum’s point of view, because things get more interesting that way. Assume it’s Calum’s P.O.V unless stated other wise. Also… HERE IT IS PART NINE AFTER SO MANY YEARS!

Words Count: 1.4k +

Warnings: Drugs, detailed murder, abuse, gangs, violence, profanity

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Part One // Part Two // Part Three // Part Four // Part Five // Part Six // Part Seven // Part Eight //

I woke up to the sound of light shouting from downstairs. I got out of bed with a loud groan and rubbed the sleep out of my eyes. I looked to my left and noticed Y/n shifting in her sleep.

She stirred awake and sat up, “Good morning.” She said with a raspy voice that made me smile.

“Good morning baby, hopefully you slept good?” I questioned as I got out of bed and threw some joggers on over top of my boxers. Y/n giggled and nodded her head.

“Yeah, I slept just perfect finally knowing that we can be together without anyone caring. Well, the people here not caring, apparently to everyone it’s the craziest thing in the world.” She grumbled that last part unhappily.

I nodded, “That’s true, but at least our family doesn’t care. Now that would be terrible.” I added with a smile, just to hear her giggle and nod.

The shouting from downstairs continued to grow louder and I looked towards the door, “I think I might need to see what’s going on, want to come with me?” I asked as I shuffled on a shirt. She nodded and walked to me and grabbed my hand before she pulled me with her downstairs.

When we got down there, I noticed it was Michael and Ashton yelling at each other.

“Michael! Just shut up I want to wake them up!” Ashton yelled while waving two pans around frantically.

“Please! I think this will be more fun! Just imagine their faces when they wake up soaked!” He pleaded as he showed Ashton the water gun that was in his hand.

Y/n giggled from behind me softly, “I think we should tell them.”

I chuckled, “Tell them that we’re here?”

She nodded and walked closer to them. “Um, guys? You do know we’re standing right here?”

Both Ashton and Michael’s eyes widened as they turned to look at her with the most innocent faces they could pull.

“Oh, hey Y/n, Calum,” Michael started out slowly with a nervous laugh, “We weren’t talking about you guys, we were talking about… Luke! Yeah, yeah. Luke’s still sleeping and we wanted to wake him up.” Michael said as Ashton nodded.

Suddenly, Luke walked in the living room from the kitchen and gave us a weird look, “I was eating breakfast, what are you talking about?”

Y/n burst into laughter and pointed at Luke. Luke! They, they said,“ She couldn’t even finish her sentence she was laughing so hard.

I chuckled and shook my head. I walked to her and grabbed her from behind her waist, "Calm down, it wasn’t that funny. It was more stupid honestly.” I chuckled.

She eventually stopped laughing and nodded, “Ok, I’m done. Do you want to do something today?”

I stared at the floor guiltily, “We cant today, Tyler called a last minute meeting with everyone, and I would ask you to come, but you’re on house arrest. I don’t want you getting hurt.”

She looked at me with a stink eye and backed up with her arms crossed over her chest. “What makes you think I want to be on house arrest?” She sassed.

I stared up at her with wide eyes and a slightly open mouth. “Baby, don’t be like that, it’s only for your protection. I don’t want anything to happen to you.” I said as I tried to get closer to her but she backed away.

“So you don’t think I can handle myself? I have to stay cooped up in this house for how long? Days? Months? Years even?” She scoffed, “Fuck. That.”

I stared at her, trying to compose something to say. “No, Y/n, I know you can handle yourself. You’re one of the best we have here, you wont have to stay for long, just until we can get the Killers dead and off our radar.”

She looked to be in thought, then eventually sighed, “Alright, whatever Cal.” She said sadly as she walked back upstairs.

Y/N POV

Fuck this shit. I am not going to stay in this house any longer than I have to. I haven’t even gotten to go outside in days! When they leave to see Tyler and Josh, I’ll be there following them. And nothing is going to stop me.

I smiled to myself as I trudged up the stairs and sat on my shared bed with Calum. It’s still my room, but Cal just stays in here every night.

I took out my phone, and lied down while listening to some music from my shuffle list. Just when a sadder song came on, Calum walked in.

“Baby, I’m sorry.” He said in a whining but cute voice. I tried to stop myself from looking at him so my sad and disappointed demeanor would stay and he wouldn’t see through me.

“You know I just want the best for you. You’re my princess,” He said as he kicked his shoes off and climbed into bed behind me so we were spooning, “I don’t ever want anything to happen to you. You’re the best thing I have in my life.” He said as he dug his face in the crook of my neck.

I felt bad. I almost wanted to give in and tell him I wasn’t actually sad. I was still pissed, but I didn’t want him to think I was mad at him. I sighed and turned myself around to face him. “It’s fine Cal. I don’t care anymore.”

He studied my face searching for lies. Truth be told, I was getting a bit nervous. Calum was known for being able to tell when someone was lying, but I was known for being the best liar.

He smiled at me, “That’s the spirit princess.” He said right before he kissed me. “I just want the best for you, and I think this is going to keep you safe in the best way we can.”

I nodded and nuzzled my head into his neck. Might as well enjoy some time with him before he leaves. No use being mad, I’m going, and that’s final.

He chuckled, “What would I do without you princess?” He asked, then kissed my shoulder blade that got exposed while I was moving towards him. I giggled into his neck and planted a small kiss there.

He let out a breathless chuckle, “I love your kisses princess, but I’ve got to get going now. I’m not sure how long we’ll be, but we’ll be back. Everyone’s coming, so keep the door locked, and you know how to use a knife, and a gun. Put those skills to use if needed.”

I rolled my eyes and chuckled, “I’ve got it dad.” I said and placed another kiss on his collar bone before scooting away from him. He whined and I raised my eyebrow, “I thought you had to go?” I asked rhetorically.

He pouted, “I do, but you’re so nice and comfy.”

I rolled my eyes, “Sorry baby, but you’ve got to go.” I said and pulled him out of bed. He put his shoes on and we walked downstairs hand in hand.

At the bottom of the stairs, most of the guys were standing in the living room or the connected kitchen. I whistled to get their attention. “Be safe, make sure all you boys come back, and you all come back in one piece.” I said in a warning tone, but then I smiled and shook my head. “I’m not sure why I said that, you guys can kick ass so I’m not worried.”

Everyone laughed and Calum slung an arm around my waist and kissed my temple. “Bye baby.” He cooed quietly.

I giggled, “Bye.”

Ashton came rushing towards us and pushed Calum’s arm off of me and replaced it with his own. He kissed my temple too and gave my hair a ruffle. “Be safe kiddo, don’t do anything stupid while we’re away.”

I mock saluted him and he chuckled. Everyone piled outside and Calum waved before he shut the door behind him. I waited a minute or two so the last car could leave the driveway then I bolted upstairs to get that tracking device to put it on me. I needed to be prepared incase I lose the guys and don’t know where I am.

I grabbed my phone and raced outside just as I watched the last car leave the street. Smiling in victory, I raced to my beautiful getaway car. “Oh, sweet child of mine how I missed you.” I cooed as I ran my hand over its glossy black paint.

“Cute,” An unrecognizable voice called out, “You talk to your cars.”

And that was the last thing I heard before a needle was injected into my arm and I blacked out.

[onlinehemmings-deactivated20190]

Send me a boy and a number :-)

1. “Are you even listening to me?”

2. “I’m too sober for this.”

3. “I need a place to stay.”

4. “You’re Satan.”

5. “Do you really need all that candy?”


6. “It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.“

7. “How drunk was I?”

8. “Where are your pants?”

9. “That’s french for ‘go away’.“

10. “It was a joke, baby. I swear.”


11. “Dogs don’t wear clothes!”


12. “I didn’t think you could get any less romantic…”

13. “You know, I would help, but making fun of you is so much more satisfying.”

14. “No, you silly goose, it’s magic!”

15. “Put me down!”

16. “How much did someone pay you to wear that?!”

17. “You know ‘give me a warning’ means let me know BEFORE they come in here!”

18. “I’m 72 different flavors of done with you.”

19. “Jail can’t stop me.”

20. “It’s four o'clock, don’t you think you should fuck off?”

21. “The blanket is a shared utensil. You can’t just wrap yourself like a burrito and leave me to freeze to death.”

22. “I haven’t slept in ages.”


23. “I locked the keys in the car.”


24. “Are you sure that’s the decision you want to make?”

25. “Stay awake.”

26. “Why can’t you appreciate my sense of humor?”

27. “This song is so us.”

28. “It’s too early for this, just go back to sleep.”

29. “If I tell you I love you will you make me pancakes?”

30. “If you sing that song one more time I will kill you.”

31. “Honestly, I don’t want to know.”

32. “I am totally not aroused by the way you lick your spoon, no way hahahahaha.”

33. “Yikes, this is gonna be a real shitty story.”

34. “Babe, I’m tired. Your lap is comfy.”

35. “I am trying to make a dramatic exit!”

36. “Did they just- does that mean you two are- what? You two are dating? Whaaat?”

37. “Surprise, I have feelings and you just hurt them.”

38. “In the least creepy way possible, I know where you live.”

39. “A onesie is not an appropriate gift for my mothers birthday!”

40. “Why would you even suggest that?”

41. “Can I borrow your pencil, and your homework.”

42. “I just want to start over.”

43. “I’m sorry, can we just pretend I never said that.”

44. “But then I’d have to put pants on.”

45. “Touch me with your cold feet one more time and I swear to God…”

46. “I never stood a chance, did I?”

47. “Close the door.“

49. "We’re out of ice cream and there’s nothing good on tv, wanna bang?”

50. “C’mon, let’s dance!”

These are some random prompts I’ve gathered from around tumblr, so credit to the owners, but send in a member and a number and I’ll write a lil blurb I guess :-))) preferably LUKE BECAUSE WOW I WAS IN HIS LANE AND I CRASHED SO NOW IM STUCK HERE WOOP

[newyorkcitymemes]

Luke Hemmings Imagine

Some Nights

Pairing: Prince! au (Royal) Luke x Y/N

Word Count: 1.1k

Requested: No

Warnings: None / fluff + angst?

A/N: quick shout out to self improvement, newfound motivation, and happiness for allowing me to do this, hope you enjoy :)))

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[tribemichael-blog]

Study Break (CALUM HOOD)

*******NSFW*******

word count: 3,003

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[walter-mckey]

Michael on TMZ

[mrs-all-hood]

[hemmotears]

People: OMG ITS BEEN A YEAR SINCE GIRLS TALK BOYS, IM SO EMO

Me: In other words a year since those little shits released new music

[bggrizzo]

Chester

I could hear all those things you ran from with every song you released living your dream

you didn’t need to play your albums in reverse to hear the taunting of your demons

I grew up I cradled your songs close to my chest & I knew I wasn’t the only one

that felt numb that watched the sun set that wanted something rather than nothing to matter

I wish we could’ve found a new palette of colors that just weren’t a collection of shit grey so maybe the world wouldn’t need rose colored glasses just so it can make another rotation just so the fingers of the sun could tighten it’s grip out of love rather than anger

I hope you slipped calmly beneath the waves when you decided to let go of the edge you so desperately clung

I’m sorry that your armor broke I’m sorry that you were the only one who could repair it I’m sorry that your symphony played it’s final notes in the middle of battle

you may have already felt like a ghost in your final hours but we never lost sight of the spirit you let spill from your eyes with your honest lyrics & your highest notes

you felt the weight of a thousand worlds for so long that anyone could understand why you would floorboard it to insanity

you don’t need to apologize I understand that these plans we make can be written in blood washed away with the mud of uncut clouds leaving us with more questions of subjects we thought to be experts on

I hope you didn’t scream at yourself I hope you finally felt like you won I hope you can walk to what you always wanted when you wake up on whatever road you travel next

I fucking care that your flickering light went out amongst a sea of dimmer specks, even though you might feel you didn’t shine as brightly as you did so many used you to guide us shining brighter than Polaris did in a world without the pollution of smog traced neons

I’m sorry that you lost books of stories when you lost track of your scars & those consequential sharp edges are wounds some of us share as we trudge this unmapped path

so we all continue forward under this blanket of scars & we still listen to your words hydrohelioizing your perfect non-flickering

polarisized star

[generation-zer0]

2017 APMAs “Highlights”

I use the term “highlights” loosely ‘cuase it was a mess

Alex Gaskarth spinning around in his cute jacket while rocking the bandana look

Lynn Gunn looking honestly surprised when she won best vocalist after being the only woman nominated

SUPER LOW AUDIO QUALITY PER USUAL

The set it off singer trying to crowd surf during an acoustic performance

Dan “soupy” Campbell giving out the Subcity grant to Cassie Wilson who got to represent the disabled community and bring awareness to the need for more accessibility in music venues with her project Half Access

The singer of Nothing More looking like a modern tarzan, shirtless and wild and somehow vocally covering Skrillex while riding a robot??? 

Kellin Quinn not-so-subtly making fun of said robot immediately after in an interview

The Plain White Ts throwing it back to 2005 with Hey There Delilah and reminding us all that they haven’t released anything as good since

trying to take Derek of State Champs seriously singing the line “without your kisses ill be needing stitches” (honestly kinda impossible)

unintentionally showing that State champs won best music video without announcing the other nominees

all the winners taking forever to get to the stage because they put all the bands in the balcony or something

the blue haired boy in waterparks calling his mom a mind freak????

josh dun playing the trumpet to fucking smash mouth’s all star

some really well synchronized drumming honestly

terrible masturbation jokes

a nice tribute to Chris Cornell (soundgarden) by Pierce the Veil performing black hole sun

I guess falling in reverse still exist and people haven't realized ronnie radke is a fucking joke cuase they gave his band an award 

Laura Jane Grace getting the icon award and giving a well-written speech with some good inclusivity shit

a preview for an incredibly awful looking horror movie starring andy that they accidentally started to replay a second time

I guess they forgot to turn on kellin’s mic whoops

Alex Gaskarth deciding to go onstage with SWMRS for no real reason and looking a bit tipsy, red solo cup in hand

a bunch of very audible mic checks

Neck Deep begging us to buy their album when it comes out

Vic trying to read a prepared speech on his phone but giving up because he couldn’t get it to turn on

you can watch it here if you’ve got 4 hours to blow

[allthemimagines]

MASTERLIST

Here’s my master list! I’ll be adding to it when I write more. 

Alex Gaskarth

Somewhere in Neverland

Ravens Birthday

Me Without You: Part 1

Me Without You: Part 2

Me WIthout You: Part 3

Me WIthout You: Part 4

Me Without You: Part 5

Me Without You: Part 6

Me WIthout You: Part 7

Me Without You: Part 8

Me WIthout You: Part 9

Me WIthout You: Part 10

Me Without You: Part 11

Me Without You: Part 12: Finale

Don’t Go

Daydream

Best Friend: Part 1

Best Friend: Part 1

Best Friend: Part 3

Come Home: Part 1

Come Home: Part 2

Come Home: Part 3

Come Home: Part 4: Finale

Blame It on the Rain

Hometown

Trust

Andy Biersack

Home Again

With me, Is Where You Belong

Color Me In

Latched

Runner: Part 1

Runner: Part 2: Final

First Time

Bartender? 

Little Blue Eyes: Part 1

Little Blue Eyes: Part 2

Damn

Breakdown: Part 1

Breakdown: Part 2

Alan Ashby

I Love You to the Moon and Back

Ashton Irwin

Need

Austin Carlile 

Partying and Best Friends

Teenage Dirtbag

Jack Barakat

Grow Old With You

All I Want is You

Lesson Number One

Josh Dun

You Are So Beautiful

Falling: Part 1

Falling: Part 2: Final

Save Me: Part 1

Save Me: Part 2

Save Me: Part 3

Save Me: Part 4

Save Me: Part 5: Finale

Oliver Sykes

Forgive and Forget

Golden Girls

Parker Cannon

Tour Love

Guardian

Vic Fuentes

She-Devil

Tony Perry

Hold Onto Me

Tyler Joseph

Damage

La La

[malumdaisies]

why has no one put their hand up to ashton’s and taken a picture of it? I know his hands are big but I want to see the comparison 

[sunnyryan]

i want to fight brendon urie in the parking lot of a dennys at 2am