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@henchmaniac-ford
"Greetings. I am Stanford Filbrick Pines.. unless you're part of any legal system. Against popular belief I am not, nor have I ever been, married!"
"Against all odds, the world is healing and yet there is still work to be done"
TT returned and thinks you killed his babies, he put up sticks as grave markers
"I would never do that! He seems to think I'm some heartless lunatic!"
What do you mean "depends" explain thine self this instant old fart
"Depends on what kind of women you're talking about"
Did you know women poop?
"Depends"
Hench waves to Tenna- he has tricksters babies. THIEF! "Spamton told me to bring these to you"
"Oh!— well, hello again! and hello to THESE TWO ANGELS!"
[TENNA scoops them both into his arms, before eyeing HENCH suspiciously.]
"...Who's babies are these?"
He nods "It's good to see you again. This is Whitley and Whitford Cipher!"
Hench rubs the back of his neck looking off to the side. "They're not mine. Do you know Trickster?" he marks a spot at his leg to show his height "He's a triangle about this big. He's.. relatively harmless"
"relati— may I ask why you have his children??"
"He left them to-" hench looks at the kids "he got scared off into the woods- I hope he realizes what hes done and returns to his home but I doubt that'll happen. I don't intend to keep them but they need to be kept safe until returned to him"
[TENNA stares at him for a few more moments, before spinning the babies.]
"WELL! that just means ill have two new VIEWERS to watch my show until their parent comes back! GUEST STARS, even! doesnt that just sound SWELL?"
"As long as you follow all the appropriate child labor laws.." he smiles "it sounds grand. Most kids only dream of making it to the big screens, surely they'll appreciate the bragging rights if nothing else"
"Yes, yes, labor laws— im GREAT with kids! dont you worry about a THING!"
"If anything unexpected happens contact me immediately." he points at Whitley "specifically with that one"
"oh, im sure everything will be just FINE! just FINE!"
"I'll.. leave you to it then. I trust you to look after them for a bit"
Hench waves to Tenna- he has tricksters babies. THIEF! "Spamton told me to bring these to you"
"Oh!— well, hello again! and hello to THESE TWO ANGELS!"
[TENNA scoops them both into his arms, before eyeing HENCH suspiciously.]
"...Who's babies are these?"
He nods "It's good to see you again. This is Whitley and Whitford Cipher!"
Hench rubs the back of his neck looking off to the side. "They're not mine. Do you know Trickster?" he marks a spot at his leg to show his height "He's a triangle about this big. He's.. relatively harmless"
"relati— may I ask why you have his children??"
"He left them to-" hench looks at the kids "he got scared off into the woods- I hope he realizes what hes done and returns to his home but I doubt that'll happen. I don't intend to keep them but they need to be kept safe until returned to him"
[TENNA stares at him for a few more moments, before spinning the babies.]
"WELL! that just means ill have two new VIEWERS to watch my show until their parent comes back! GUEST STARS, even! doesnt that just sound SWELL?"
"As long as you follow all the appropriate child labor laws.." he smiles "it sounds grand. Most kids only dream of making it to the big screens, surely they'll appreciate the bragging rights if nothing else"
"Yes, yes, labor laws— im GREAT with kids! dont you worry about a THING!"
"If anything unexpected happens contact me immediately." he points at Whitley "specifically with that one"
Hench waves to Tenna- he has tricksters babies. THIEF! "Spamton told me to bring these to you"
"Oh!— well, hello again! and hello to THESE TWO ANGELS!"
[TENNA scoops them both into his arms, before eyeing HENCH suspiciously.]
"...Who's babies are these?"
He nods "It's good to see you again. This is Whitley and Whitford Cipher!"
Hench rubs the back of his neck looking off to the side. "They're not mine. Do you know Trickster?" he marks a spot at his leg to show his height "He's a triangle about this big. He's.. relatively harmless"
"relati— may I ask why you have his children??"
"He left them to-" hench looks at the kids "he got scared off into the woods- I hope he realizes what hes done and returns to his home but I doubt that'll happen. I don't intend to keep them but they need to be kept safe until returned to him"
[TENNA stares at him for a few more moments, before spinning the babies.]
"WELL! that just means ill have two new VIEWERS to watch my show until their parent comes back! GUEST STARS, even! doesnt that just sound SWELL?"
"As long as you follow all the appropriate child labor laws.." he smiles "it sounds grand. Most kids only dream of making it to the big screens, surely they'll appreciate the bragging rights if nothing else"
Hench waves to Tenna- he has tricksters babies. THIEF! "Spamton told me to bring these to you"
"Oh!— well, hello again! and hello to THESE TWO ANGELS!"
[TENNA scoops them both into his arms, before eyeing HENCH suspiciously.]
"...Who's babies are these?"
He nods "It's good to see you again. This is Whitley and Whitford Cipher!"
Hench rubs the back of his neck looking off to the side. "They're not mine. Do you know Trickster?" he marks a spot at his leg to show his height "He's a triangle about this big. He's.. relatively harmless"
"relati— may I ask why you have his children??"
"He left them to-" hench looks at the kids "he got scared off into the woods- I hope he realizes what hes done and returns to his home but I doubt that'll happen. I don't intend to keep them but they need to be kept safe until returned to him"
Hench waves to Tenna- he has tricksters babies. THIEF! "Spamton told me to bring these to you"
"Oh!— well, hello again! and hello to THESE TWO ANGELS!"
[TENNA scoops them both into his arms, before eyeing HENCH suspiciously.]
"...Who's babies are these?"
He nods "It's good to see you again. This is Whitley and Whitford Cipher!"
Hench rubs the back of his neck looking off to the side. "They're not mine. Do you know Trickster?" he marks a spot at his leg to show his height "He's a triangle about this big. He's.. relatively harmless"
Hench has come with a bag Stanley helped him pack and children that definitely don't belong to him :)
[Guess Who] AR3 THEY?
[He points at the children]
THIS IS [Unapproved]. [[No Deal]].
Hench looks down at the kids and sighs "I know but Trickster ran off and I can't leave them alone"
[Well well well…] I”M NOT [[Look and See]ING AFTER TH EM.
"I'm not asking you to. I'm not putting off care for the to you- I have a responsibility to keep an eye on them until I can return them to their parent." Hench pauses before adding "I scared him and he left them on the ground-!"
WHY D0 YOU ALWAY$ dO THIS?
He raises an eyebrow "I don't typically find myself in this particular predicament."
I MeAN [[£^&(]] UP. [u] ALWAYS [[£^&(]] UP.
Hench glares daggers at him "That's factually incorrect! What's gotten into you!?"
JUST TaKE THE [kiddos] to [Trash Heap].
His jaw clenches,"Fine." And he's off to deliver the babies to Tennaaa
Hench has come with a bag Stanley helped him pack and children that definitely don't belong to him :)
[Guess Who] AR3 THEY?
[He points at the children]
THIS IS [Unapproved]. [[No Deal]].
Hench looks down at the kids and sighs "I know but Trickster ran off and I can't leave them alone"
[Well well well…] I”M NOT [[Look and See]ING AFTER TH EM.
"I'm not asking you to. I'm not putting off care for the to you- I have a responsibility to keep an eye on them until I can return them to their parent." Hench pauses before adding "I scared him and he left them on the ground-!"
WHY D0 YOU ALWAY$ dO THIS?
He raises an eyebrow "I don't typically find myself in this particular predicament."
I MeAN [[£^&(]] UP. [u] ALWAYS [[£^&(]] UP.
Hench glares daggers at him "That's factually incorrect! What's gotten into you!?"
Hench has come with a bag Stanley helped him pack and children that definitely don't belong to him :)
[Guess Who] AR3 THEY?
[He points at the children]
THIS IS [Unapproved]. [[No Deal]].
Hench looks down at the kids and sighs "I know but Trickster ran off and I can't leave them alone"
[Well well well…] I”M NOT [[Look and See]ING AFTER TH EM.
"I'm not asking you to. I'm not putting off care for the to you- I have a responsibility to keep an eye on them until I can return them to their parent." Hench pauses before adding "I scared him and he left them on the ground-!"
WHY D0 YOU ALWAY$ dO THIS?
He raises an eyebrow "I don't typically find myself in this particular predicament."
Hench has come with a bag Stanley helped him pack and children that definitely don't belong to him :)
[Guess Who] AR3 THEY?
[He points at the children]
THIS IS [Unapproved]. [[No Deal]].
Hench looks down at the kids and sighs "I know but Trickster ran off and I can't leave them alone"
[Well well well…] I”M NOT [[Look and See]ING AFTER TH EM.
"I'm not asking you to. I'm not putting off care for the to you- I have a responsibility to keep an eye on them until I can return them to their parent." Hench pauses before adding "I scared him and he left them on the ground-!"
Hench has come with a bag Stanley helped him pack and children that definitely don't belong to him :)
[Guess Who] AR3 THEY?
[He points at the children]
THIS IS [Unapproved]. [[No Deal]].
Hench looks down at the kids and sighs "I know but Trickster ran off and I can't leave them alone"
you can’t seriously want to move in with spamton
"Why wouldn't I want to? He's my friend, it can't be worse than living with Stanley"
It's not that it's trivial it's that it was a fear instinct, a survival tactic
*shows hench a list of resources on animals that will do what TT did as a survival tactic*
The thought process is to survive, some beings will protect their young at the risk of their own lives while others will flee the scene thinking they can just make more later regardless of if they actually can or not and it's not something they can fight it's a natural instinct it has nothing to do with their morals
"I know about all that but Trickster is smart enough to know not to leave his kids behind to die. Intelligence is a gift that can allow us to bypass our instincts or at the very least come to once we've calmed down. I'm hoping he'll realize what he's done and return for his children.. but, I can't rely on him to do that. I'll likely have to hunt him down"
"Trickster! Your home is ready, I'd offer to let you stay longer to prepare yourself and inspect the home first but, I'm in a hurry to move out of this hell hole myself"
oh! ... uh. good! ... did... did you kill somebody? why are you in such a sudden hurry to leave? ... uh- i mean...
. . .
... yeah, let's go.
[He grabs Whitley and Whitford.]
"No- do you think i go around killing people in my spare time!? I've simply grown tired of this place. I can't stand being here-"
"You ain't leavin' Ford!"
He massages his temple "yes, let's go before Stanley does something stupid" he gestures for Trickster to follow him
... i do think that sometimes, honestly.
... you just... grew tired of being with your family? and your lab equipment? ... are you sick? have you checked your temperature? ... ah, sorry, i think... i think i'm still in "worry about the kids" mode...
[He follows nervously. Like a deer on a lead.]
Hench frowns "Ah, well.. I can assure you that's not the case. I typically spend my days working in my lab- not much time to waste on a murder spree"
His brows pinch. He's been dying to live with them. "..Yes. I can't stand living here! Stanley- I don't like living with him. He's insufferable! I'll be much happier elsewhere"
Hench brings Trickster to a rift "I'm not sick. I just- I have to leave. You'd understand were you in my shoes, boots" and he's stepping through
... much.
... um... then... wait... but you were threatening me over instinctually-! ... n-nevermind...
... o-okay...?
[He follows through the rift, slowly and cautiously.]
Hench rolls his eyes adding "any"
"I can't stand being in the same vicinity as him but that doesn't change the fact that I don't want people beating up on him. Instincts or not."
They're directly in front of Frying Pan's old home. If there was any triangle windows They're gone now. Hench looks down at Trickster.. "Are you ready to step foot inside it again? The children should be safe, everything's been baby proofed. I know you had some.. complicated feelings on it"
... hm.
uh, i think so... did you, uh... have to get rid of the windows that i watch for intruders from?
[His mind is screaming at him that something is WRONG. He doesn't want to go in there! It's going to be trapped! He's going to be KILLED!!!]
... yeah. yeah, it'll be fine. it's fine. thanks.
Hench looks at him and then the window "Yes, but I can restore it at a later date if need be. But, you should keep in mind that other Bill's may be able to watch you through it. You, and your children"
"I'll come back to check in on you in a couple of days, if that's fine by you, then I'll get out of your.." bald "hat? Bricks?"
... ah... fair point...
... just say hair. it's less awkward. and yeah, that's fine...
[He steps up cautiously, his hand shaking against his wishes as he reaches for the doorknob.]
[And once he turns it, the glitter bomb goes off directly into his eye, leaving him screaming in a panic, very quickly finding himself doing anything to RUN! RUUUN!!! RUN BEFORE HE KILLS YOU AT YOUR MOST VUlNERABLE!!!!!!!]
[He runs into a tree and scratches it around the base, thinking to be defending against his potential attacker, but when this proves fruitless he drops his babies and flees into the woods in the name of survival. He can just make more later! That's what his instincts scream at him, anyways...]
Until this very moment hench had forgotten about the prank- that was funny for all of three seconds.. He rushes over to the kids to ensure that they're safe and unharmed. He should've considered the prank might scare trickster.. he didn't intend for the glitter to spray into his eye. Or did you. Hench glances over his shoulder at nothing.
"TRICKSTER!" He shouts, "This is no place to abandon your children!" They'll die. He can't replicate their source of nutrition! "TRICK-" Hench scowls looking past the trees to where Trickster ran off. Of course he would do this! "YOU'LL LEAVE THEM WITH A MURDERER!?" He's selfish. He never cared about these kids. The luxury of parental love was short lived for them- cut shorter by Hench's doing..
"He'll.. be back" Hench directs towards the children. He'll drag the bastard back if he has to
[Both Whitley and Whitford cry and scream- though it doesn't take Whitley long to glare at Hench and glow red while hugging their sibling instead.]
[All that remains of their parent is panicked yowling and rustling grass and leaves growing distant, until only silence...]
[I'm sure everything will be fine. :)]
"No- it's alright, dont cry, everything's going to be okay I'm-" Hench looks away from them and towards the increasingly faint sound of leaves. "Your mom's going to be back shortly-! he has something important to do" Hench is slow in reaching for the babies to not spook or hurt them. "Let's get you two somewhere safe"
He should have left the windows alone.. at the very least he'd have been able to air out his displeasure with the knowledge Trickster might hear him
[Whitley bats at Hench's hands, but seems to tolerate being picked up for the time being. Safer for Whitford if they stay together...]
[... Well, trickster's OUTTA THERE.]
He squints at the forest looking for any sign of trickster before letting out a heavy sigh and looking at the kids now in his arms "well, I suppose you two will be coming with me!" He's trying to be cheerful for the kids but.. this is a mess "I'll return to find him once I can ensure nothing will happen to either of you.."
