No, I Know What Im Doing.

OP is 18+

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((To the person who sent an ask on my main about whether I plan to post here— not currently. Right now I’m focused on other fandoms and have no immediate plans for posting here. That could change, but it’s just not in the cards right now. I have been known to revisit my fandom specific blogs when I get back into the content in question but right now I’m deep into a different hyperfixation, sorry ^^;

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People have hopes and dreams! I wanna eat three blossoms of flowers! I wanna be a swifty nifty thrifty kitty! I wanna earn a fortune! And then they add: Maybe I'll find delicious flowers someday! Maybe I'll get fat stacks of cash in my paws someday! Maybe I'll be showered in the loudest applause someday! Someday! Someday! Someday! That dastardly "someday" just won't stop popping up. But to have a hope, you've got to prepare incense to offer those wishful prayers upon. A world where one can't eat flowers! A reminder that you're a sluggish turtle right now! The beggarly reality! Setting the stage for the performance we call hope! Thus and therefore, people have the wrong idea about how to have hopes! If they believe that the hopes will come true "someday", they'll just keep parroting that contemptible word! The day will never actually come! Having expectations this way will only leave you with bitter anger! I'll change someday? That person will turn over a new leaf someday, if I count on them and wait? Nyeh, tch. People entertain the hopes as they please, and then bite at each other when the change they expected doesn't happen. Clowns can't give out smiles in a world of mean teary friends! So we should all do the stretches, starting today! Abandon all expectation—just keep a merry positive attitude and laugh no matter what you see! Let's make a performance about what's already come true, not of a supposed reality you hope for "someday"! I'm already on the stage, standing under the brightingest spotlight ever.

Huh?

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Why is Rire hot😤

I know, right? I’d love to get my hands on him

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who was your first victim ?? what were they like ??

Oh they were lots of fun! Unfortunately, I can’t say I remember all the details :^( but the feelings, however, will stay with me for years to come!

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Soft pat pat to ren?

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would you be ok with getting tagged for a promo for a btd ask blog,? i don't wanna tag people without reason;

((Sure !))

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I dreamt about it !

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How would you feel if one of your captives escaped and turned you into their captive?

That would never happen !

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do you have a good relationship w your parents ??

Ja! :^D

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Ren....

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Ich liebe dich Strade! 💞♥️

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How do you unwind after a stream?

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if your next victim had to be your last, what would you do to them to make it special?

If they were to be my last, there’s no way I’d put them out quickly. I’d draw it out, and watch their spirit break day by day until there’s nothing left of them, then pull them apart slowly in front of a camera so an audience can watch me turn them inside out. I think I’d probably save some pieces, too.

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He’s a good little housemate! ❤️ And his cooking is very good, too! He’s also very cooperative and he makes the prettiest little noises when he’s scared. But, if you’re asking me what the best part of having him here is, then I would have to say, it’s that he’s so soft! Petting him is very relaxing.

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Can you pleeeeaaasseeee stomp on me with those wonderful boots of yours??

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Commissions and all that! DM me if you’re interested 💙

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omaga, its not for strade but for you you doing great job with ur askblog!! <3 i love btd but you are nfhhewj ;w; loveyaaloti'llbbeurfannhrhrhrhr

(( thank you !! ❤️ ))