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Fatmanur (: 15•10•91 just a weird Turkish girl who has never grown up and knows little bit of everything ••• -The Last PokéBall Bender- 2D Game Designer youtube addict illustrator ADHD ASD 💜

[herjeanger]

ben düzeltiyorum o bozuyo... ¬_¬

[fluffydancer618]

corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture

[herjeanger]

[shencomix]

[herjeanger]

WHERE DO I SIGN UP FIR THE CULT????

[davidfosterwallaceandgromit]

[davidfosterwallaceandgromit]

[davidfosterwallaceandgromit]

[davidfosterwallaceandgromit]

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[davidfosterwallaceandgromit]

[davidfosterwallaceandgromit]

[herjeanger]

I know Misha wrote some of these but I can’t prove it.

[thebootydiaries]

My friends(don't have tumblr): have u seen this meme lol, it was on the 'best of tumblr' facebook page, tumblr is so funny

Me, a tumblr gremlin: haha yeah lol, think i've seen that one before lol

Me (what I really mean): you fools. I am plugged into the mainframe, wired to the primary source. Of course have seen that meme, and all 5000 of it's variants, 3 and a half months ago. I have seen the rise and fall of that meme, the boom and bust, the drama, the pain, the shitposting, oh god, the shitposting. I have seen this meme in it's rawest, freshest, unpasturised, most primal state. Do not insult me with these rank, stale puddles, that sit at the very base of the meme trickle down economy.

[tamamita]

HUH

[herjeanger]

Man is trying not to get any hate from Christians come on

[guerrillatech]

[herjeanger]

and you get to hate what you loved before how fun!

[thebootydiaries]

The year is 2022. You’re driving home from work, wifey calls & asks you to get some diapers for the baby. You grab roses for her. Life’s good. She’s crying in the closet you forgot the diapers what’s she gonna do with roses idiot there’s shit everywhere this is why your parents never loved y

[thebootydiaries]

The year is 1351. You’re driving your ship home from work, wifey calls and sends you to the local store to get some rags as diapers for the baby. You grab a bouquet of flowers for her too. Life’s good. You both die from the plague

[thebootydiaries]

The year is 2020. You’re driving home in your tractor after voting for Trump, the man of your people. Your sister calls and asks you to get some diapers for the baby you bought from the Walmart parking lot last week. You steal roses for her on your way out. Life’s good

[thebootydiaries]

The year is 2068. You’re staring at the most beautiful stranger. She explains to you that she’s your wife. You have dimentia. You smile and take her hand as your grandchildren jump around the room. You’ve lived a good life. Suddenly you’re staring at the most beautiful stranger

[thebootydiaries]

Anyway I’m back on my bullshit

[thebootydiaries]

The year is 2019. Your fiancé just got you roses in your big house with 3 cars and 5 dogs. You did all this to tweet it with “We’re only 19, what are you doing with your life?” You got 5 retweets. He’s been buying roses instead of food for weeks. You can’t cook. You haven’t eaten in 3 days

[thebootydiaries]

The year is 2018. You’re scrolling through Tumblr and you see a post by none other than thebootydiaries. “Goals”, you think to yourself. Yes, this was it. What you’ve been waiting for. Your entire life has led up to this. Your fingers shake as you type your comment. “Goals.” You hit reblog as you’re trembling, the chair squeaking ever so slightly. “I can’t wait to forget diapers, and have dementia.” You sigh. “And buy a house, dogs, and cars. And…and…” goosebumps race through your entire body. “And get the plague.”

[herjeanger]

She saw the foken future!!

[augieboogie-deactivated20171016]

Lol when a 14 year old tries to tell off a 39 year old, gotta laugh.

Let’s just say meeting a real life Anti is an experience.

[nosferatu4ever]

Did you… Did you meet an anti in real life? Tell me more! Tell me more *Singing from Grease erupts*

[augieboogie-deactivated20171016]

So I’m in the toilets at the market I work at washing my hands minding my own business, and I notice this young girl at the taps looking me up and down scowling. Note I’m wearing my hair in three buns and have a Kylo tee on. So I’m like

“Is there a problem?”

And she just says

“Are you a fucking Reylo?”

And I’m like

“Geez, what gave it away?” Because I have zero chill when it comes to smart arse teens and she starts going off her nut at me, screaming, literally screaming all the usual

Reylo is abusive, racist blah blah blah. Now she’s so loud her mum comes running in from outside to see what’s going on.

I just turned around and said

“I don’t know who you think you are but how dare you talk to me or anyone like that.”

Her mum just hit the roof at her, telling her off in front of about ten other market workers for her yelling, swearing, having the nerve to yell at an adult she doesn’t know like that…

And then he Mum finished with the classic line…

“What did you think was going to happen with Kylo and Rey?! Of course that’s what’s going on!”

So she not only embarrassed herself, she got in major trouble and found out her Mum ships Reylo…

It was a great start to the day.

[lostodosblancos]

FUCKING LEGENDARY

I CAN’T EVEN BREATHE

[dr4wn-to-y0u]

IM CRYING OMG HAHAHAHHAHA

[augieboogie-deactivated20171016]

Her Mum just bought me a Nutella Banana crepe for breakfast to apologise!

[assdownloader]

i hope you choked on this

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Why y’all be coming on here just to lie smh

[ladha]

So not only is this story fake. we supposed to be amazed at a fifty year old bitch telling off a child

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

its too early

[starlightandtears]

If I’m on Tumblr at damn near middle age telling fake stories about my damn ship for notes, delete my blog

[trapcard]

i’m literally having a stroke lmaooooo

[an-extra-little-sister-deactiva]

This is honestly 100 times more believable than any “And then the whole bus clapped” story I’ve seen. And ya’ll mad about it.

Love it.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

…nothing about this believable.

[an-extra-little-sister-deactiva]

Why, because then folks would have to admit the radicalization and indoctrination of young people is a very real thing in the Far Left,  just as it is in the Far Right??

[iwilleatyourenglish]

what

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

this whole post is a disaster top to bottom

[danceanidance]

iconic

[neofooturism]

i can’t believe this website exists

[herjeanger]

idk how but tumblr never lost its true spirit

[ilovedirt]

[ilovedirt]

[herjeanger]

Omg I know them

[midiport]

[officialcountdooku]

Hobby Lobby Purchased Thousands of Ancient Artifacts Smuggled Out of Iraq

The craft-supply giant, which will open its Museum of the Bible in D.C. this fall, will pay a $3 million settlement.

Bro wtf

[herjeanger]

BITCH??

also it happened in 2017 and I’m learning this in 2021?? BITCH???

[aspergersissues]

[herjeanger]

Addition to that:

I get hella nervous when someone asks me what I’m thinking or how do I feel BISH DO I LOOK LIKE- I KNOW MYSELF???? (reading this part with meme voice is necessary)

Maybe it’s already on the list idk I didn’t finish reading it coz-

[mockwa]

[pimby]

this is the guy making all your crinkle fries at the factory

[herjeanger]

I know I need a tortoise my whole life but this time it’s serious! Do they cool with cats?

[wingbeifong-deactivated20160204]

[herjeanger]

My soulmate is spending his potential in the wrong places smh

[k-eke]

A meme l seen going on Twitter haha!

[herjeanger]

Namjoon stans be like

[medakakurokami]

[herjeanger]

That’s enough for me to watch the whole anime, thanks

[memewhore]

[herjeanger]

This is the perfect example of What does ADHD look like in adults?