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I would maintain my current boob size if my nipples weren’t a flight risk anytime I wear a tank top

I’m overly entertained by my own reposts on TikTok

Idk. Monthly I get these urges to go away, eat only what’s necessary to keep me alive and do nothing but walk and think. Luteal phase goes crazy

What I like about the world is that me being chopped is actually everyone’s problem but mine. You’re all being assaulted by my looks not me, stay safe, avoid me in the streets, peace & love.

Zayn in drag truly had me fooled. As a kid I genuinely thought they just left him out of the video, didn’t find out until I was well into my teens bruh

A 12 yr boy who truly loves his mom and has her sense humour are always the funniest person in the room

Lowk want ZAYN to drop a nasheed

“Men used to go to war” well plenty of men died just on the way to war, so find where you fit king - Actually, peasant (non-derogatory)

Concrete Jungle will never escape the fact that she was born a swamp

There’s someone on TikTok raising money for polar bears by selling polyester polar bear slippers….

I have fomo for the possible shit talking about me, knowing that I’ll never be able to participate is making me feel really left out 😔

I tried so hard to see myself from other perspectives that I almost start gossiping to other people about myself

Those Shiftless dorks better be putting in the work for another episode istf

American High Shorts, Minimum Wage, Spooners, The Hunger Games But Better - that’s fam don’t even joke

The same parasites on my stomach telling me to suck the sugar out of the ground are also in my brain forcing me to watch yt shorts

Why does kpop have Korean versions of foreign artists? Could’ve sworn I just heard SWV singing in Korean

What a beautiful question “Can I bum a fag?” is

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