I'm a Mess

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Bella was distracted texting back a few friends when she originally made her way to the bar. She occasionally liked to slip away from her overbearing family for some time to herself and what better way to do that than with a few drinks? “Hi, darling.” She smiled sweetly before tapping her fingers on the bar as she eye balled the bottles behind her. “What drink would you recommend? The theme is ‘I’ve just escaped my grieving family and I need to some alone time’ y’know?” @hernandez-paola​

[hernandez-paola]

“Well that’s quite an occasion.” Paola laughed and shook her head before tapping her fingers against her chin in thought. “How about a Sex on the Beach, nothing says relaxation quite like both of those images” She winked as she went to it, mixing up the cocktail

[hernandez-paola]

dukemahmud​:

“Dare? Nice! I love when people jump in at the deep. Let’s see.” his eyes scanned the room looking for the perfect person to drag into this mess. “I dare you to give that guy a lap dance. Yeah, the one that’s draping over the table, absolutely smashed out of his face, greasy hair and looks as though he hasn’t been home to shower for three days.”

“That’s your best?” She let out a short laugh before nodding as she stood up, walking over to the man he had pointed out and pushing him back into his seat so she could perform something akin to a lapdance before he fell over in his seat. Grinning as she returned to the table she raised a brow. “Easy”

[dukemahmud]

“Truth or dare?” Knight questioned as he knocked back the shot in his hand and placed it on the bar. An eyebrow twitched at the other as he waited on an answer. Knight finally had a knight off from work and intended on making it worth his while which is how he ended up 10 shots deep, roughly 5 jaeger bombs in and who knows how many pints later. @mancstart​

[hernandez-paola]

“Dare of course” Paola raised a brow as she threw back her own shot and raised a brow at him. “Give me your best” She added with a smirk as she leaned her hip against the bar and ran her fingers through her hair. 

[hernandez-paola]

jaeminpark​:

       amusement  was  quick  to  dance  across  his  features  at  the  brunette’s  comment  and  jaemin  let  out  a  breath  of  a  laugh.  ❝  it’s  not  poisoned  so  you  don’t  have  to  worry.  i  guess  strawberry  banana  isn’t  something  i  like  as  much  as  i  thought  i  did.  ❞  jaemin  paused  and  his  lips  twitched  upward  into  a  playful  grin.  ❝  besides,  if  i  were  to  poison  you  than  it  wouldn’t  be  in  a  public  place  with  witnesses.  that’s  the  first  thing  you  learn  when  watching  true  crime  shows.  ❞

“All I know is if I keel over here and now, they’re gonna say it’s this smoothie and you’ll have to undergo lots of questioning” She pointed out before sipping the smoothie and nodding. “It’s good, would be better with some pineapple, or mango though” She noted. “You strike me more as a berry type, you should try blueberry and raspberry next time”

[hernandez-paola]

yougottimeforasinner​:

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𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐩 𝐚 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭  ,  𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐚 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞  ;  rolling of chocolate orbs at her, never did he understand why women beat themselves up so much on their looks but maybe he never really cared what people looked like as long as they are nice or keep his attention for longer then most. “We are not opening that can of worms because I can tell you, I’ll have the last word… even if that means placing a ball gag in your mouth.” He said rather on the loud side which got a shocked look from a little old lady. “Oh, please. Doris we all have heard about your past.” He tiff over to the old woman whom he didn’t know but it got her to gasp. “Some people need to mind their own business.” He muttered to himself, slowly  his hands started to move away from her body. “You know I get enjoyment out of others, so this is very pleasing to me.” 

“You think you’ll have the last word” She snorted softly before it turned into a full out laugh. “You say that as if it’s not something I’d enjoy” She raised a brow, rolling her eyes at the scandalized old woman. “To think that’s not even the craziest thing I’ve done” She blew a kiss to the old woman as they passed by. “You were speaking quite loudly, but still she didn’t even know the conversation so she can just shoo” She motioned with her hand before her eyes widened. “Why are you letting go!” She wobbled a little. 

[hernandez-paola]

diyaxpatel​:

“I’ll have the… porn star martini, please.” Diya smiled politely at the bartendar before she took a seat at the bar, setting her rather heavy book bag down by her feet as she tapped her nimble fingers around the bartop. After a rather exhausting yet productive week, she very much needed to reward herself with a drink. Things were finally starting to look hopeful for the Diya, so she found herself finally feeling comfortable enough to let loose. She had taken Caroline’s advice to grow some thicker skin and be confident, so she might as well start off by leaving her tiny apartment for a drink or two after a hard day’s work. Looking around at the now familiar spot that she had found herself at almost every week, she looked over at Paola and raised her eyebrow. “Is the other guy not working tonight?” She asked, curiously, referring to Gus. “He made me my first porn star martini last time. He was really nice.” Diya knew better than to start crushing on the bartender who had made her her first porn star martini, as if crushing on Will Harris hadn’t been crazy enough. But Caroline did tell her that there were nice guys around, and she was now starting to see that… except, these guys were all way too old for her. // @hernandez-paola​

It was a slow night at the bar, which was expected of a Tuesday night, so as someone came over to her end of the bar she smiled widely and nodded. “Right, one pornstar martini coming right up” She winked as she turned to start pouring and shaking the liquors. “The other guy?” She paused to think for a second. “Oh! Gus? Yeah he’s off tonight, Tuesdays are slow so only one of us really needs to be here unless theres an event” She nodded. “He’s a decent enough guy, but I promise my drinks are better” She teased as she poured it into a glass. “Here you are linda”

[hernandez-paola]

tudorxhartland​:

“Considering that I was the one who treated her unfairly, I think the last thing I should be doing is speaking ill of her.” Tudor admitted with a sigh, although he knew that his remorse would probably not make a difference when it came to how Caroline felt about him. “Oh that’s not so bad. You’re still young. I’m sure you can find yourself a good relationship… eventually, unless it’s not actually something you’re looking for?” He asked, raising his eyebrow slightly. “Oh come on, I just told you a part of my tragic back story. It’s only fair that you shared yours.” Tudor chuckled softly before shaking his head. “How about I buy you a drink once you finish up with your shift then? Would that be a good incentive to offer?”

“Well...shit happens...sometimes things work themselves out, and other times you just gotta keep moving forward even when it sucks and you don’t necessarily want to” She shrugged a little.  “I don’t know about all that...it’s just probably...not really in the cards for me, which is fine and I’m good with that” She ran her fingers through her hair before letting out a soft laugh. “A free consultation from a doctor who fixes broken hearts and a free drink? My, my I’m getting spoiled tonight aren’t I”

[hernandez-paola]

yougottimeforasinner​:

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𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐬𝐨 𝐢𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫 & 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐫 ;  or even very lame humour that was spitting out from between his lips at the moment that seemed to be taking her balance from her. “I’m stopping you right there, darlin’. You know your worth - even if it is deep down. Besides, you also know how to give a good workout.” He winked up at her, his hands catching friction upon her clothes as they crept up and down on her curves. “But you’re the one to find it funny,” he threw it again back on her in a playful gesture to begin her into comfort. “Because, babe you can’t resist the puppy dog eyes when I flutter my eyelashes at you.” He fluttered his inky like eyelashes up at her as they moved down the pathways. “Out the way, newbie! coming through!” He cleared the a path so the foot traffic would move part around them. “Besides, it was either this or fuckin’ and I went with this as I can get candy out of it if you keep your balance that long.”  He shrugged his shoulders forgetting she was holding onto those very shoulders of his which a quick reflex to not spook her his hand cupped over the top of one her’s. “I got you.” He reassured her. 

“You mean you’ll try to stop me. But for the sake of not having to argue with you I’ll keep my comments on that subject to myself” She shrugged a little before rolling her eyes slightly at his wink. “Sorry that I have a shitty sense of humor, I’ll try to do better so that I don’t throw myself off balance again” She snorted. “From what I can remember it was you who had trouble resisting it last time..” She raised a brow before laughing again. “Stop that! I don’t need more attention drawn to this disaster in the making” She scrunched her nose at him. “Whos to say you wouldn’t have  gotten candy out of option two? You’re just enjoying this watching me flail around” She pointed out as her grip on his shoulders tightened a little. 

[necrcmvncy]

       ❝  do  you  want  this  ??  ❞  jaemin  asked,  eyebrows  knitted  as  he  frowned  down  at  the  smoothie  in  his  hands  which  he  bought  not  even  twenty  minutes  ago.  he’s  fairly  certain  this  wasn’t  what  he  ordered  or  what  a  strawberry  banana  smoothie  tasted  like.  or  at  least  he  thought  so.  jaemin  concluded  he  needed  to  be  more  healthier  in  his  daily  life  and  figured  to  substitute  a  sugary  carbonated  drink  for  something  more  healthy.  he’d  had  strawberries  before,  but  for  whatever  reason  something  was  off.  chocolate  hues  averted  over  to  the  person  beside  him  and  extended  the  beverage  to  them.  ❝  i  don’t  like  it  that  much  and  i  don’t  think  it’s  what  i  ordered.  i  only  had  two  sips  and  i  can  get  you  a  new  straw  if  you  want.  ❞  @mancstart​

[hernandez-paola]

“Why....what’s wrong with it that you don’t like it” Paola narrowed her eyes as she lowered the magazine a little. “You’re not  trying to poison me are you? Because in broad daylight is really a bold move.” She noted as she eyed the smoothie. “What kind is it?”

[hernandez-paola]

tudorxhartland​:

“Honestly speaking, I would never say anything bad about my ex. But I doubt that she would say the same about me.” Tudor admitted, sighing as he sipped his drink. “I’ve only had one relationship in my life, and I seemed to have ruined that for myself.” It seemed as though his guilt was probably going to eat him alive one day or another. “But other than that, I would say I’m doing quite well for myself.” That was a lie. “Who broke your heart, darling?” Tudor asked, curiously as he took another sip of his drink.

“Well that makes you different from a lot of people” Paola shrugged a little. “Women are a different breed though, sometimes we gotta talk shit about something or someone else to make us feel better” She laughed softly. “I’ve had zero in my life so you at least have one up on me” She suggested and shook her head. “I’m sure it’s not ruined...maybe just...pretty broken” She knew that probably wasn’t much comfort but it was better than making it sound so finite. “Ah-ah no...We’re not getting into my tragic backstory here” She snorted. “I’m not nearly drunk enough to start spewing that all out. Nor is any of it that interesting”

[hernandez-paola]

[hernandez-paola]

tudorxhartland​:

Tudor’s eyes grew wide at her remark, for he himself was someone who paid rather generously for someone’s company - at times. It was one thing he was hoping to change about himself, but he was a man who had his needs. Laughing softly, he gave her a nod. “I do fix broken hearts for a living… although my ex would tell you otherwise.” It was a terrible joke on his part, but Tud could not deny that Caroline would probably claim that he did the opposite of fixing broken hearts. But then again, her heart was the only one he had broken and he had never forgiven himself for it. 

“Hm...well ex’s are often time going to badmouth each other, it seems a rarity that they end on friendly terms and all” She shrugged. “But what do I know, I’ve never really done the whole relationship thing” She leaned against the bar a little. “That’s part of life though isn’t it. Getting a broken heart one way or another.” She nodded. “It’s all in how you cope with it”

[hernandez-paola]

yougottimeforasinner​:

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𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐤𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐛𝐨𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐠𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞  ;  having used it all through his college days when he was only fourteen onwards, it was his makeshift brother in a sense when Franky was gone. He always knew that the deck would get him from point a and b plus be there for all the times he stacked it. Laughing lightly when Paola’s hands found away to his biceps. “Don’t there it has been nearly three weeks since I have been to the gym. No, free gun show for you.” His hands still hadn’t left her waist, only keeping her balance upon the deck. He rather liked what the two of them have going some weird form of friends with benefits would be how he put it as Samael had never been in a relationship, ever. Just flings as feelings don’t get hurt. “This would be entirely your fault if you stacked it as you’re the one laughing.” He threw it lightly back at her with a grin slithering his lips together. “Besides, I got you.” 

“Oh shut up” Paola snorted and rolled her eyes. “Does it look like I’ve ever been to the gym.” She shook her head, her arms flapping a little as her balance wavered again. “It would not be my fault because you’re the one who made me laugh in the first place, so therefore it’s your fault entirely” She stuck her tongue out at him. “Yeah, yeah...you’d better. I don’t have time to be breaking something today” She noted as her hands rested on his shoulders again. “I don’t know how I let you convince me into this” 

[hernandez-paola]

yougottimeforasinner​:

𝐬𝐤𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐛𝐨𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐬  :  sometimes it comes naturally, other times all it takes is one push and than those times you fall flat on your arse. But he wasn’t going to let those lessons happen to Paola, well, at least while he was around. Because he didn’t want to ruin their chill day as she did hold some kind of importance over him, being one of his first friends in Manchester. Does he sleep with all of his friends? Yes-no, depends on what mood he’s in on the day. Though that’s a digressive thought from what should be in the front of his mind, his hands firmly on her hips. “I swear to god, if you say we’re having a Jack and Rose moment…” He paused, siding stepping with ease as he helped her glide on the board. Slowly flicking his warm hues up to her face with a goofy grin, the pale yellow plain sweatshirt and peaking out was a black thin leather necklace with a tiger’s eye bead like most 90s kids wore way back in the day. “Because you know, I’m extra and I’ll have to try to recreate that scene via throwing myself into the sea of traffic.“

@hernandez-paola

Sam was one of the few people that Paola found herself genuinely enjoying spending her free time with. Most other people either irritated her or bored her after a while, but Sam always managed to keep her on her toes, like today with his attempt to teach her to skateboard. “I swear to all of the deities if you let me fall I’m going to guilt you forever” She made a face as she wobbled a little, only made worse as she laughed, her hands flailing before gripping his biceps. “Don’t make me laugh I’m already unbalanced!” She half laughed, half whined. “Hey you said it not me” She raised a brow as she released her grip only to rest her hands on his shoulders. 

[hernandez-paola]

[hernandez-paola]

favorite thing to do in your down time

I like to read quite a lot actually I also have a soft spot for shitty reality shows

[hernandez-paola]

FMK: Jack, Jeremy, Will

This is not fair...

Fuck Jeremy, Marry Jack, Kiss Will