me: *walking*
my cat: i am going to run in front of you. i am going to sprint in front of you so fast mid step and you are going to punt me into the sun
me: okay sir yes sir

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me: *walking*
my cat: i am going to run in front of you. i am going to sprint in front of you so fast mid step and you are going to punt me into the sun
me: okay sir yes sir
“if you’re not angry you’re not paying attention” used to be such a powerful phrase but now it’s more accurate to say “if you’re not angry you’re probably exhausted by 5+ years of Panic Outrage Mode and are nearing the limit of your emotional range for reacting to this shit”
via @deadmomjokes
me: eh i’m not sure about this pirate game hot lady pirate: *appears* me, pulling a pirate hat out of my ass: Scissor Me Timbers
Its “shiver me timbers”…. 😒😒😒
oh honey
sensible part of brain: you made enough pasta that you could take it for lunch tomorrow. put it in a container.
overwhelming majority of brain: shovel the pasta into your face. do it. put it in your face. the future is meaningless but the pasta is now.
The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.
via @ddalgi_o 😂❤️
Here come your highness (@catmantoo)
💯 💯 💯 Watch John Oliver take on anti-abortion fake health clinics.
Dog memes
Such a cute ass
Source: The Art of Dreamworks Animation
Fuck I just assumed those chickens liked to accessorize
Doggo snaps
Shelter created hilarious profiles for their cats to help them find forever homes
via @Jackalcakes
via @BeamMeUpSofi