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I'm a wild girl from the wilderness of Kodiak Island in Alaska. I've got the travel bug and have lived in four different states since I was 18. I'm silly and inappropriate, and am all about women, food, and current events. I also have an unhealthy obsession with Criminal Minds and SVU. Enjoy my randomness!

[lmaonade]

me: *walking*

my cat: i am going to run in front of you. i am going to sprint in front of you so fast mid step and you are going to punt me into the sun

me: okay sir yes sir 

[churchyardgrim]

“if you’re not angry you’re not paying attention” used to be such a powerful phrase but now it’s more accurate to say “if you’re not angry you’re probably exhausted by 5+ years of Panic Outrage Mode and are nearing the limit of your emotional range for reacting to this shit”

[your-url-is-problematic]

via @deadmomjokes

[lesbianashleywilliams]

me: eh i’m not sure about this pirate game hot lady pirate: *appears* me, pulling a pirate hat out of my ass: Scissor Me Timbers

[dragon-jadefire]

Its “shiver me timbers”…. 😒😒😒

[aaaaaaaaaaalianzinsurance]

oh honey

[darktownboykisser]

sensible part of brain: you made enough pasta that you could take it for lunch tomorrow. put it in a container.

overwhelming majority of brain: shovel the pasta into your face. do it. put it in your face. the future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

[formerlystarsongs-deactivated20]

The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

[saywhat-politics]

[babyanimalgifs]

via @ddalgi_o 😂❤️

[justcatposts]

Here come your highness (@catmantoo)

[mediamattersforamerica]

💯 💯 💯  Watch John Oliver take on anti-abortion fake health clinics.

[babyanimalgifs]

Dog memes

[mysharona1987]

[babyanimalgifs]

Such a cute ass

[sassyintern]

[theanimationcenter]

Source: The Art of Dreamworks Animation

[leander-ligo]

Fuck I just assumed those chickens liked to accessorize

[babyanimalgifs]

Doggo snaps

[babyanimalgifs]

Shelter created hilarious profiles for their cats to help them find forever homes

[babyanimalgifs]

via @Jackalcakes

[babyanimalgifs]

via @BeamMeUpSofi