justrandomshit

Nothing incredibly useful here, just whatever is on my mind thrown onto the internet

[herplr-blog]

[thotdecay]

Condom commercial written and directed by a woman. Condoms don’t need to be sexy, we just need to know that they’ll work! Fucking brilliant.

[therelatableimages]

[curlsandhairdye-blog]

I have been waiting for this little guy to come back on my dash. He dances in sync with any music you play!

[unfinishedmelody]

He’s dancing to Carry On My Wayward Son. It’s surreal.

[partofthegreekchorus]

AGAIN?! SERIOUSLY FUCK THIS. THIS TOOK UP ANOTHER 2 HOURS OF MY TIME TRYING TO DEFEAT IT. 2 FUCKING HOURS OF MY LIFE I WILL NEVER GET BACK. THIS IS LIKE CASTRATING MY INNER MUSICIAN. I TRIED GREGORIAN CHANTS, AFRICAN TRIBAL DRUMS, AND EVEN THE OLDEST SONG KNOWN TO MAN AND NOTHING FUCKING WORKS. I’M SO DONE WITH THIS SHIT. I’M GOING TO GO QUIT DREAMS NOW.

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

HOW ARE YOU DANCING TO MASTER OF THE HOUSE THIS IS NOT A DANCEABLE SONG

[callouscowboy]

HE EVEN DANCES TO WHEN YOU CAN’T SLEEP AT NIGHT BY OF MICE & MEN JFC

[crrocs]

[distraction-deactivated20220415]

oh my god

[joyy1997]

anyone here have minecraft?

I already have it for xbox, but i kind of want it for pc, but is it worth it? like, i mean I have the money for it, but should I get for the pc too after I have it for xbox. I don’t know anyone who has it for xbox and you have to have friend who have it to play with people.

[beastfortheharlot]

yes.

[herplr-blog]

^

[neilcicierega]

[herplr-blog]

Python

I've been really into learning python again, and using SQL aswell. I am developing a python periodic table flashcard program. I will be posting it on github soon, and I'll post a link.

[herplr-blog]

Chemistry

I love how the scratches in the chemistry class desks are people regretting this class - never mind shoot me -i hate chemistry -the superman symbol

[titegtnodi-blog]

This is my first YouTube video and it features me clearing the Fetid Pool first in the race! Please enjoy :).

[herplr-blog]

I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was serving.

Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate

Him: whatever

*as I turn to walk away*

Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.

*i turn back to the table*

Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.

*i leave and come back*

Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.

His friends tipped me $20

[shewillfeatdrake]

my sister was talking about a teacher she hated and she said “that’s the teacher that gave me the d” and I laughed for so long and she’s 14 and she doesn’t understand 

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

[neilcicierega]

Oh my christ, I don’t usually get a full on belly laugh when i’m sitting by myself looking at internet shit. but this.

[dontgetcomfortable-blog]

[mulletsmakememoist-deactivated2]

never not reblog this ever

[shortvideosandstuff]

[whilelifepassesby]

I thought I was in a bad mood

and then I saw this.

this can pretty much make everything better

[challengeyourfate-deactivated20]

HERE YOU GO FOLLOWERS

[ladymarianor]

Yes, yes, this makes everything better.

[natti-karlo]

BATH

[hurriicanelane-deactivated20130]

dem eyesss

[herplr-blog]

Twitter

What a useless fucking thing.

[grohnjeen]

remember when the half blood prince had just come out and those guys put a massive sign that said ‘snape kills dumbledore’ above the motorway and it was the biggest news of the day and they got like legally charged

[otherweasley]

#in the uk we take harry potter spoilers very seriously

[herplr-blog]

It's not a spoiler read the fucking book.

[herplr-blog]

Changing

I just changed the look of my blog, I am thinking about creating my own completely personal HTML page for it, I'm not sure yet though