"my wife is being evil and malicious she's making me fat" YEAH? and what are you gonna do about it, pig boy? try to buy a bunch of cheap, manufactured slop at Walmart to replace me? you moron. what you don't realize is that was my plan all along... to make you endlessly dependant on sugar and calories, to make you dependant on ME. i'm always two steps ahead, many more than you'll be doing with that figure i gave you. what you're going to do is come crawling back on all four hooves like the little prize piggy that you are and chow down on my treats. you don't have to worry about your pwecious widdle abs or glutes anymore... i'll be taking those.











