Post-Fight Sentence Starters
“Do you have any bandages?”
“That doesn’t look good.”
“Did you pick a fight with a bear?!”
“You don’t look ‘fine’ to me!”
“That was a nasty scuffle…”
“I think I got some glass in my hands.”
“Who did you pick a fight with this time?”
“Looks like you were on the losing end of a dog fight.”
“You should see the other guy.”
“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean-”
“Things… got out of hand…”
“What the hell happened?!”
“Please tell me you’re still breathing.”
“I’m going to give them a piece of my mind for what they did to you!”
“I can’t promise nothing is broken.”
“It’s not what it looks like.”
“Would you believe that I fell down some stairs?”
Should I be worrying about seeing you in the news for a homicide?”
“That’s… a lot of blood.”
“All this blood isn’t mine, I swear.”
“What did you do this time?”
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