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@hesnotanswering
my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone
If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.
the boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen
he sent me the meme
Remember when justin timberlake was in Shrek
Uber has done the same thing. One time I was picked up around 2:30am after leaving a gay bar. As we’re driving he asked if I wanted to sit up front and I said no thanks, it’s fine in the back. Not too long after he asked what my sexuality was, which not only weirded me out, but I also don’t know how this guy will react. So I joke and say “well you did just pick me up in front of Woody’s”, the name of the gay bar. He laughs and says that he’s bi. Shortly after he reached back to put his hand on my leg and asks if I’m sure about not wanting to sit up front. At this point I said pull over and let me out and I ended up walking home and sent Uber support a message detailing what just happened.
All they did was refund my $6-$7 dollar ride and say that they’d make sure he wouldn’t be my driver again. When I asked about what action is being taken against that driver because he’s picking up people late at night hoping they’re intoxicated enough to make advances on them, they said they couldn’t release that info and then deleted that ride from my app’s history, which had my review, rating, and the drivers name, car model, and plate.
turns out regulating taxis is a good thing
it’s level 100 and all it knows is pound. that’s great
oh god i took this photo on a frame while it was blinking that makes it look really sad
You made it feel inadequate
i’m so sorry…………………..
can you BELIEVE keira knightley didn’t win best actress for Pride & Prejudice (2005) when she is the only actress in history to capture, to the soul, that silent pulse of hysterical amusement when you just cannot believe
a man
is acting
That Way
#This is exactly why she didn’t win #Men didn’t even know that’s what she was doing #Pride and Prejudice [x]
do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i’ve wondered my whole life
Idk if you actually care for the answer, but they have to put their dicks in little sleeves that attach to the leg so if they get a boner it just get held down.
that sounds like a garment that should be sold everywhere and considered polite if not mandatory to wear, like bras
Omg I can’t
As a guy I second this.
If I have to wear a titty sling because there might be an event where it becomes chilly and my nip noops become visible through my shirt, people who have a peenor should be expected to wear a peenor sling in case there is an event where a gentle breeze occurs and their peenor becomes erect.
I kind of feel like if we’re gonna do that we should go all-out and they should be IMPOSSIBLE to size, VERY expensive, flimsy, and made of uncomfortable, itchy materials.
And the little ones should have cute designs but the big ones only come in white,black, and tan
the phrase “come back with a warrant” being such a shortcut for a show trying to make you not be on a character’s side is… terrifying. ykwim
same with how “i want a lawyer” is used to indicate someones guilt, and how people in cop shows only say that when they know theyve been caught.
Yup. In reality, if you’re being questioned by the police, the best bet you have is to say nothing EXCEPT “I want a lawyer,” until you have a lawyer, have talked privately and confidentially with that lawyer, and your lawyer has told you what you should say (which may very well still be absolutely nothing).
I will add a small caveat that if it’s something like giving a statement about, say, witnessing a car accident or whatever, that’s a bit different. But if you’re in custody? Shut the hell up for your own good. It’s not “guilty,” it’s SMART, and don’t let cops or cop shows convince you otherwise.
Right up there with demonizing people who plead the fifth.
Basically these cop shows paint every single one of your rights as something only a real villain would ever even think about using, and/or as an obstacle for the heroes to overcome.
Given the history of false imprisonment and police misconduct in this country, that’s a very dangerous lesson to be teaching.
Can someone please explain the sprite to me?
Hhhhhhhngngngng
Sprite and other bubbly sodas helps when you feel pukey
ppl in the notes are like…arguing what race / ethnicity this trend comes from
newsflash: this is a poor people thing and knows no race
Baby boomers: why don’t millennials just work 2 jobs?
Minimum wage jobs: ok so we need at least 4 full days of availability, must work holidays, can’t request a set schedule, must work weekends, and you will never know what day or what time you are gonna work until the schedule comes out :)
Millennials: so we’ll get the schedule two weeks in advance right?
Minimum wage job: nah
Millennials: so when will we get it?
Minimum wage job: it’s a surprise :)
whenever somebody responds with “I beg your pardon?” assert your dominance by announcing “Then Beg.”
similarly whenever anyone says “excuse me” reply with “you’re excused” and respond to “i’m sorry” with “you will be”
Very well very well noted
no one looks dumber than a guy who calls a girl ugly after he was just hitting on her
a guy who calls a girl a whore for not sleeping with him is a strong contender
they’re the same guy
“Those poor boys”
“She deserves to be punished too.”
“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”
“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”
“She put herself in harm’s way”
“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”
“She ruined their lives.”
“Well she didn’t exactly say ‘no’..”
“Yea, but did you see what she was wearing?”
“Boys will be boys!”
“She should know better than to drink at a party…”
Cannot not reblog.
“She should have tried to enjoy–”
“She’s just saying something now for atten-“
boy am i glad this has so many notes
“But he’s a dude. That’s not ra-”
“He should’ve enjoyed it.”
“She must’ve lead him on.”
“But she orgasmed. That means she liked it - “
“She’s slept with so many people! She’s a slut-“
“Get over it, at least you’re still a virgin”
“Women can’t rape because…”
“Be grateful it wasn’t a man!”
“I’m sorry she hurt you but don’t call what happened to you rape, it’s an insult to the REAL victims…”
“You weren’t raped, you’re just lesbophobic.”
“She shouldn’t have posted provocative photos!”
“She shouldn’t have been dressed like that … she was asking for it!”
“It’s the woman’s responsibility to not put herself in dangerous situations, she should have been more aware.”
reblogging because it’s gotten even better since last time
I love this post!
“Well he paid for dinner, she kind of owed him.”
“She’s his wife, it’s her job to please him.”
“Oral isn’t rape.”
“Well he wasn’t armed, she could have walked away.”
“Guys can’t be raped, they love sex!”
“She didn’t fight back; it wasn’t rape.”
A good post
the day I do not reblog this is the day I’m buried six feet under
So! So! So! Solidarité!
you guys are missing the best fucking part
Yeah Karen
