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in case u didn’t know i moved ned over hereeee
hello hi!! just as a heads up — i’m still in school and have a whole show to somehow put on ( online!! oof ) for my acting class. we’re doing a pre-recorded thing and i offered to edit the final video so … let’s just say im gonna be pretty busy until monday. i’ll be reachable on discord tho!! ( pls help keep me from losing my mind )
random headcanon but ned is one of those people that always has quirky socks
MUN VS. MUSE !
tagged by: @boyimpossible aggressively and beyond my control tagging: anyone!! <3
𝚒 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚒'𝚖 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚒 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍𝚗'𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍.
mars: ned keeps a quarantine journal day 13: i think i cracked him kq: god day 1: starting to have doubts about whether frank is a robot or not... I was so sure he was... day 5: if he’s a robot his lips are too realistic
@compatiissante said: “Can we come up with a term that covers both a killer AND an arsonist? How about ‘arsassin’?”
he chuckles, almost gagging on his drink in the process. he quickly coughs himself back to normal, shaking his head at the girl. “oh, that’s GOOD. i like that. you think we can contact the oxford dictionary headquarters and make that a thing?”
@sleuthings said: “What part of ‘stay put’ is confusing to you?!“
he can’t help the exasperated sigh that escapes his lips as he turns around to find frank lecturing him. it’s not something he isn’t used to --- in fact, it might be too familiar --- but given the sudden and complex change in their dynamic lately, he actually didn’t know what to say. so instead he just turns back to the dirty bathroom mirror, and continues to clean up the deep cut on his brow with a grimace. it’s not like he hadn’t done this before, either, but he never thought it would be a result from him protecting frank. “you can’t tell me what to do, hardy. i’d thought you’d know that by now,” ned replies quietly before turning on the tap to wash some of the blood off his cloth. “you weren’t paying attention. you would have gotten way more hurt than i am right now if i hadn’t pushed you. and you know that.”
@heartlikegold said: “i’m just sort of tired.”
“okay,” ned replies softly with a nod, not wanting to push her. “i mean, fair enough. i know how busy you get, so don’t worry about it --- sleepless in seattle can wait until some other night.” he throws her a soft smile, hoping she knows that it really wasn’t a big deal. “i do, however, make a MEAN cup of tea, and i have feeling you need one right now. so, chamomile, mint, or raspberry?”
someone please teach ned nickerson how to take a good selfie.....
ascotwearing:
he opens & closes his mouth a couple of times, really thinking the invitation over before shrugging & nodding. ❛ i – yeah. that actually.. sounds really nice. ❜ he laughs gently. ❛ and you know what ? first round on me. ❜
he waits eagerly for the response, and laughs along once he hears the YES. “hell yeah! there’s a shitty bar with good beer, like, three blocks from here.” ned starts leading the way, his feet knowing the path without giving it much though. “oh wow -- thanks, man. and hey, the usual bartender knows my dad, so i can get us at least one free round, too. it’ll do us some good.” he takes a sharp left, then presses the crosswalk button just once. he’s just not one of those persistent pressing people. “so, what’s made you regret having feelings today? or do we need one drink in us before we start that conversation?”
flabberworried:
THE TIGHTNESS IN HIS CHEST SETTLES AS NED TUCKS THE BOX INTO THE FRIDGE . That's one less thing to worry about for now . Nothing was as disappointing as eating a good meal on a full stomach –– it just didn’t hit the same . Because , of course , THAT was what was really eating at him . ❝ Thanks , man . Sorry about eating all your ice cream . ❞ He shoots him a humbled smile and plops his cheek into his palm . ❝ Oh . . . yeah , I mean , who wouldn’t ? We’ve got everything you could want here . ❞ Except for François , apparently . Joe’s brow droops at the realization that Bess’ fiancé might become impossible to avoid , once the wedding draws closer . ❝ Yeah , of course . Why wouldn’t I be ? ❞ He can think of plenty of answers to that question , but apparently , lying through his teeth is a thing he does now . From the looks of it , he’ll be getting a lot of practice . ❝ Bess and I are cool . It’s been like . . . what ? Four years since we last saw each other ? Things CHANGE –– it’s totally cool . ❞
“don’t worry about my ice cream -- you think i don’t know the PROBABLE OUTCOME of bringing that into this house? it’s why i always get extra.” he was playing along with the niceties, but honestly, it was weird. all of this was so weird. he felt like he wandered into the wrong movie theatre, watching a sad drama when he paid for a romcom. he didn’t like it one bit. joe couldn’t be giving up this easily, right? well, even if he wanted to, ned wouldn’t let him. engaged ain’t married, after all. “joe, you don’t fool me,” he says, taking a seat back at their dinner table. “all these years, and you haven’t found one girl that’s even CLOSE to what bess was to you. it’s okay to be upset about it.” ned can’t even imagine what it must feel like, and he truly feels for his beloved roommate. “i’m sorry, i don’t wanna push you. i know it might still be too soon and too much, but just... i hope you know that i’m here for you, man. if you need to rant or want to do something to get your mind off of it... i’ll even let you throw empty milk cartons at my head for once,” he jokes, not being able to contain a snicker at the memory. “and, hey, i bet you one BILLION dollars that this french guy, as nice as he may be... he’s not you, joe.”
Psych — Season 3 {Sentence Starters}
“Am I being executed?“
“Oh, my God, that was so hot.”
“That dog is kind of an A-hole.“
“Oh, my God. This isn’t a joke.“
“Dude, please cover your junk.“
“I will need to see what you see.“
“Please tell me you’re a hit-man.“
“I should ask you the same question.“
“I should ask you a different question.“
“We definitely don’t want that to happen.“
“It’s official: you’ve won bitchiest banana.“
“I have an idea, but we’ll need cool names.“
“Trust me, it’ll kick a big hole in your future.“
“What part of ‘stay put’ is confusing to you?!“
“You’re saying you’d like some hot chocolate?“
“Oh, no, no, no. He’s clinically insane. And a biter.“
“Really? Well in that case, we all would have died.“
“The important thing is that you got your cover story.“
“Do you see a bruise on my chest from all that CPR?“
“It’s not my bad. You can’t ‘my bad’ for someone else.“
“We didn’t do anything wrong; we didn’t break any laws.“
“I can’t believe I’m blanking, I’ve done this a million times.“
“It is my belief that we have done all there is to do here tonight.“
“Oh, come on! These are iconic film references I’m making, here!“
“Did you know that before he stabbed a guy, he was a life coach?”
“What do you mean? You didn’t send her down here to meet me?“
“I cannot believe this. All this time, and… your timing is just awful.“
“Do you think I could borrow your underpants? Just for ten minutes.“
“Enough with the jokes; stop delaying and tell us what we want to hear!”
“For example, did you know that it is now illegal to give a possum a perm?”
“Who goes to someone else’s reunion when they barely even know them?“
“I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask for that ‘World’s Greatest Dad’ mug back.”
“Just, please, let me finish stumbling through this, I’m almost done. I promise.“
“This is the best shake on the planet. One part ice cream, two parts awesome!“
“I will personally see to it that each of you is charged with obstruction of justice.“
“These are my sneaking around pants. Don’t be jealous, I got you a matching pair.“
“Tell me about it. …Dude, seriously, tell me about it. I have no idea what this means.”
“You cannot sit here alone in the dark in a parked car. You’ll get picked up for mopery.“
“Actually, all I have is the phrase ‘I have a full-proof plan’. Beyond that, I’m wide open.“
“Can we come up a term that covers both a killer AND an arsonist? How about ‘arsassin’?”
“Tomorrow we will look into the history of the house, see if there’s anything there that can help us.“
“I got these jeans at a garage, not a garage sale, a garage. Clearly pride is not an issue for me.“
“How can you tell that someone’s a compulsive liar? I mean, assuming their pants aren’t on fire.“
“Let me be very clear: these hands are not touching anybody. I only use these hands to touch myself… Uh, let me rephrase that.“
“Don’t forget that you are in a lot of trouble here, and I am probably the only person in this room who cares to see you get out of it.”
sleuthings:
“There’s thirty-two,” he says, casting his eyes up to the ceiling anyway. “I played last night.” Among other games, like… how many unmatched socks can I find in Joe’s room? And find the most logical explanation for the lone dent in the kitchen floor. For the moment, his games had done their part to get Frank’s mind off of his current predicament. But, now, the lack of sleep seems to be getting to him. “If you want to pretend nothing happened, you can just… pretend it didn’t happen. You don’t have to make it weird.” He lets his head loll to the side, getting a better look at his ‘predicament’s’ face. “Weirder than it already is, anyway.”
well, so much for giving him some time to think. thanks, frank. “huh. weird amount.” he purses his lips together to keep him from asking why frank beat him to this game --- as if ned couldn’t hear him pace around the apartment in the middle of the night for hours, doing god knows what. ( ned knew what; he could hear drawers open and utensils clatter. frank probably knew this apartment’s exact statistics now. ) ned pretended to sleep, but his mind wouldn’t shut up. clearly, this quarantine had made them both go a little INSANE. to the point where... well. he clears his throat and adjusts his position on the bed, slyly avoiding eye contact. “i didn’t mean to make it weird. i - i mean, i don’t know if i wanna pretend it didn’t happen. do you wanna pretend it didn’t happen?” be more awkward, nickerson, i dare you.
ned: if nancy is leonardo then who am i!! joe: there’s only four turtles, ned... and you don’t fight crime... 😔 ned: (counting on his fingers) you, frank, nancy.....
kq: if i were gay youd be my first call... our lie detector determined that was a lie mars: AHFSJDFHASLJDHFJKASFHLK christine: ned fooled us all mars: life comes at you fast...... kq: ned, crying: i meant it at the time christine: brotp: if i were gay i'd date your brother