The Belfry

Bat-obsessed. 🦇 Halloween fanatic. Shenanigans specialist. Goth. Witch. Shitpost enthusiast. Genderfluid / Non-binary. Demi / Pansexual. Fat. INTP. They/Them. 36. Married. This is my only blog, and I make no apology for the absolute fucking mess it contains. Don't be a fucking asshole.

[theconcealedweapon]

[depsidase]

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[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[escuerzoresucitado]

[typhus-andronicus]

[slorty]

The fact that this is completely incomprehensible to me makes it funnier than if I could understand it

[silver-tongues-blog]

skill issue. i understand it completely

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[anarchistmemedistro]

[natnormalatall]

roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

[slipping-into-madness]

[assignment53]

[hoovesandfloorpaws]

[disgruntledseagull]

Thanks for looking out for the lesser beasts OP. I didn't realize this but I am glad to know.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME

it must also be shittable

[anarchistmemedistro]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[theconcealedweapon]