HeyMonsterGoAway!

riki - she/he/they/any - welcome to my basement

[thememedaddy]

[creekfiend]

I identify the most with the woman who has a green velvet ribbon around her neck and keeps being like "DONT untie my neck ribbon or something really bad will happen" and then her husband unties the ribbon and her head falls off. this is extremely real to me. spent my whole life like "please don't do this thing to me or really bad stuff will happen" and everyone around me being like "that sounds fake" and doing it anyway. and then my head fell off!

[disterbia]

[i-give-you-a-fish]

See him shmoove

[dogpuppy]

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

Fuck it

[lanndscape]

[thememedaddy]

[faerieofthebog]

[tall]

[1992chinawhite]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[ilostmygh0st]

[powerburial]

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

[kevinmm6]

does jafar love me

[powerburial]

hell no bitch

[cowboyified]

[wintercorrybriea2]

juvenile springtail

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems