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Obviously Lana is logically the best choice for Archer, she’s intelligent, strong, beautiful, a total bad-ass, and his baby’s mother. But I’ll always believe Pam is perfect for Archer. I don’t really care what form, married, dating, field partners, or whatever. I can’t see one reason why they wouldn’t be awesome together….besides the fact Pam has fucked and beat the shit out of his mom. anyway I found this post by a Rando (get it) and thought it posed a good argument.
Archer is by no means the well adjusted man of a girl’s dreams…
Remember getting Woodhouse to raise her son until he was 6, then basically sending him off to prep-school until he was 18.. then getting him gayed out of the army. Damaging all of his solo prospects (bartender / burger chef) to the point at which she had Isis missions forcibly extract him from his solo-life. When he was imprisoned for weeks on end by Cyril, the dictator, she did NOTHING to get him freed. When his Fiancee was killed by Cyborg Barry, did she help him or empathize with him? No, she simply reinforced her prejudice against women with bangs.
It’s a wonder Sterling is as empathetic as he is (which isn’t much) given the lifetime of raising by sociopathic and/or heroine-addicted adults who pretty much exclusively raised him. Archer’s relationships with other human beings are pretty much all under Mallory’s control. The one exception is his relationship with Pam, which Mallory is either too stupid or too gullible to realize is actually taking place. This is the one place where we can see Archer behaving as a mature human being. He explains his boundaries, and despite treating Pam like a sex object, doesn’t lead her on to believe that the relationship is other than it is. He helps Pam out in other episodes (the Smokey and the Bandit one / the Pam’s wedding one) where there is little, if any personal gain for going along with her hare-brained schemes.
Point is, he has casual honest discussions with Pam, such as how the ISIS staff liked her less when she was doing cocaine, how she looked hot in her bridesmaid dress… I think the trigger here is honest. Sterling says that lying is 95% of what he does… yet with Pam he’s always been able to be honest, simply because he doesn’t care what she thinks.
And She returns the favor… I mean, who’s the one person who didn’t give archer shit about Fourth of Ju-luau? Pam. Who’s the one person who ever claimed to be the “good buddy” of Archer? Pam. Who didn’t abandon Archer as a sexual contact despite him hooking up with his Cyborg Ex? Pam!
The list goes on, but if I were forced to consolidate, I’d say Archer-Pam, Lana-Cyril, and Cheryl/Krieger. Any remaining parties can sort out the scrap as apportioned to them.
via: Reddit
Obviously Lana is logically the best choice for Archer, she’s intelligent, strong, beautiful, a total bad-ass, and his baby’s mother. But I’ll always believe Pam is perfect for Archer. I don’t really care what form, married, dating, field partners, or whatever. I can’t see one reason why they wouldn’t be awesome together….besides the fact Pam has fucked and beat the shit out of his mom. anyway I found this post by a Rando (get it) and thought it posed a good argument.
Archer is by no means the well adjusted man of a girl’s dreams…
Remember getting Woodhouse to raise her son until he was 6, then basically sending him off to prep-school until he was 18.. then getting him gayed out of the army. Damaging all of his solo prospects (bartender / burger chef) to the point at which she had Isis missions forcibly extract him from his solo-life. When he was imprisoned for weeks on end by Cyril, the dictator, she did NOTHING to get him freed. When his Fiancee was killed by Cyborg Barry, did she help him or empathize with him? No, she simply reinforced her prejudice against women with bangs.
It’s a wonder Sterling is as empathetic as he is (which isn’t much) given the lifetime of raising by sociopathic and/or heroine-addicted adults who pretty much exclusively raised him. Archer’s relationships with other human beings are pretty much all under Mallory’s control. The one exception is his relationship with Pam, which Mallory is either too stupid or too gullible to realize is actually taking place. This is the one place where we can see Archer behaving as a mature human being. He explains his boundaries, and despite treating Pam like a sex object, doesn’t lead her on to believe that the relationship is other than it is. He helps Pam out in other episodes (the Smokey and the Bandit one / the Pam’s wedding one) where there is little, if any personal gain for going along with her hare-brained schemes.
Point is, he has casual honest discussions with Pam, such as how the ISIS staff liked her less when she was doing cocaine, how she looked hot in her bridesmaid dress… I think the trigger here is honest. Sterling says that lying is 95% of what he does… yet with Pam he’s always been able to be honest, simply because he doesn’t care what she thinks.
And She returns the favor… I mean, who’s the one person who didn’t give archer shit about Fourth of Ju-luau? Pam. Who’s the one person who ever claimed to be the “good buddy” of Archer? Pam. Who didn’t abandon Archer as a sexual contact despite him hooking up with his Cyborg Ex? Pam!
The list goes on, but if I were forced to consolidate, I’d say Archer-Pam, Lana-Cyril, and Cheryl/Krieger. Any remaining parties can sort out the scrap as apportioned to them.
via: Reddit
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Archer Season 7 Episode 10 Finale
Deadly Velvet: Part Il
Hey! tell me what were some of you guys favorite or WTF moments, feeling towards the season 7 wrap-up?
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I haven’t heard anything about the show’s chances of getting a renewal, but the ratings have been slipping all year. If this is the last we see of Archer and company—and I sincerely hope it isn’t—it feels weirdly fitting to have the last line be a semi-random historical reference, shouted by Krieger over the main character’s corpse.
If we do get renewed, what are people’s bets on how they’ll bring Archer back from the dead? Cyborg? Clone? Dream? Alternate universe? Those damn aliens? Second, back-up robot?
Pam and Cheryl don’t get much to do tonight, but what’s there—Cheryl’s blithe indifference to Dietrich’s anti-handwashing demands, Pam scoffing at the idea of renting a mule—is gold. “You lease that surly bastard.”
I found Shapiro’s wistful regret at planting Lana’s fingerprints on the murder weapon way more believable than Veronica’s dramatic little breakdowns both times she shot Archer. More than any of the show’s other guest stars this year, Patton Oswalt fit this series, and this cast, like a glove.
“Why does she get special treatment?” “Because she is special.” “She’s a movie star.” I could have used a lot more Hollywood spectacle and satire this year.
“To do what? Open an Adolf E. Cheese?” This one took me a minute, mostly because it’s hard to verbally parse.
“What is that, a thing from Star War?” I have to assume that that’s a nod to Jessica Walter’s other famous TV role. (Actually, I’m kind of surprised we didn’t get a Play Misty For Me nod at some point this year.)
“How’s it feel to be such an idiot?” “Mmm, I guess almost like there’s a vast number of things that can happen to you between now, and when you’re released from police custody, and almost none of them are good.” J.K. Simmons gives good grim-and-threatening.
So, uh… What do you think Archer’s actual plan was?
Archer, dying: “Who puts a table there?”
So much for all my bloviating last week about the C.I.A. and the KGB.
I would have liked to have seen the scene that inspired this post card, from The Figgis Agency web site.
Obscure reference alert: As previously mentioned, John Huston directed The Maltese Falcon (which also appears in this—and the last— episode, in Veronica’s dressing room.) Han Fastolfe is a character from Isaac’s Asimov’s Robot books. Veronica quotes Hamlet the first time she kills Archer, Krieger lets off another Planet Of The Apes yell when Milkly dies, Marlin Perkins was a TV zoologist, and the Turing test is pretty much exactly what Archer describes. I’ll miss you, Obscure reference alert.
Line of the episode: “You can’t murder a machine!” “Yeah, that’s, like, the first law of robotics.” “No, it’s the exact opposite of that!” That might be the perfectly constructed Archer joke—clever, logical, and slightly obscure.
That’s a wrap on Archer season 7, friends. I hope my critiques of the show’s structure don’t come off as too harsh, because it really is my favorite thing on TV—I’ve laughed harder on this assignment than anything else I’ve done since I started writing for the site. Fingers crossed that we’ll get to do it again next year, wherever Reed and Thompson decide to take these poor mean bastards next.
The tenth season of FX's glorious animated spy parody Archer will almost certainly be its last, according to comments from the series' showrunner Adam Reed.
We knew this day would come, and I respect that they softened the blow by telling us three seasons before the end, but still though…..SHIT  NUTS!!!
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