3 cats in a trenchcoat

strawberry - any prns - poc - queer

[capnsoapy]

For reference, here's a full bibliography of bad* [tumblr]* posts which were incorporated into the above comment:

[capnsoapy]

In hindsight, it was my fault for assuming that my recollection of bad* [tumblr]* posts was in any way typical.

[pocket-deer-belly]

you're telling me an egg fried this rice?

"boy" who fried the rice: hey why is boy in quotes like that

[vampiregirlestrogen]

hey. i heard what the devil on your shoulder just told you to do to me. pervert.

[fairycosmos]

ha ha ha. that loser over there is meeting his destiny on the very path he took to avoid it

[nigelgraz]

(OC) Bound

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[mushroom-soup-is-my-religion]

[antiquesintheattic]

[plaidos]

if you send me an anon asking me my “opinion on (url)” i will invariably block you every single time

[plaidos]

you couldn’t handle my opinion on crouton.net

[guiltfactory]

your boyfriend isn't thematically significant

[mythmagicetc]

moving between hyperfixations is like wow i can’t believe i used to think this song was about that guy when it’s clearly about [guy it’s also not about]

[txttletale]

sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four

[anglaised]

they say going missing and starting over is rlly in right now

[sunlit-sombra]

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° ❀ ⋆ .ೃ

࿔* :･ да, sounds very in. ˚ ༘

⋆｡˚

I wish. ⌗ 𝄞 ⨾ 𓍢ִִ໋໋

[anglaised]

what u do to my post

[dogshitdotnet]

[thecryptkeeper]

[knismofag]

take off your genitals... you won't need them for the kind of sex we'll be having...

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[skipppppy]

Astarion eye colour debates doing the rounds again on twitter