HEARSAY

harpyr// I'm only in here for the dog gifs and occasionally talk. 21/01/00

[sexanax]

eat fruit and do squats babygirl dont worry bout these boys

[boredpanda]

http://www.boredpanda.com/hottest-vet-pet-doctor-evan-antin-california/

[emperorcaligulove]

ummmmmmmm this post is missing his best picture

[crutchie-morris]

This man should be an Avenger.

[rydelstrology]

What is your favorite astrology pairing?

Probably Cancer and Aquarius, bc me and my last two crushes 😶

[jenneferofjengaberg]

The human personality encompasses a nearly infinite number of variables. There are 12 astrological signs.

[astraltwelve]

Yeah dude like it blows my mind! As per your suggestion, I’ll do the math! :D

There are 12 signs, and 10 planets and (ignoring the few limitations on placements) that means there are… 12^10… Good lord, that’s 61,917,364,224 different possible natal combinations.

And then when you throw in the fact that each planet could be in one of the 12 houses (again, ignoring those few limitations) that’s another 61,917,364,224 added, to make it 123,834,728,448 different natal chart possibilities.

And then each house can be in one of the twelve signs, so that’s 8,916,100,450,000 added, which brings it to 9,039,935,178,448 different natal charts possible.

And this completely neglects all the asteroids and other minor bodies, the vertex and antivertex, the nodes of the moon, the four Liliths, and lots of other things.

[alstromelia-deactivated20190312]

i will always reblog this

[digitalastrology-deactivated202]

I was waiting for this to show up on my dash again

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[bloomflowersbloom]

im scared

[jjsinterlude]

I HOLLERED LMFAOOOOO!!!!!

[86thatshit]

This is very personal and direct lol

[mariposa-nena-deactivated201911]

I’ve been in this position more than once lmao

[sobeitjayt]

lmao

[wanderinthedusk-deactivated2015]

[pissvortex]

leave him alone

[pepsiprincesa]

im blocking this post its mean

[whitegirlsaintshit]

WHY Y'ALL COOK A GECKO OMG

[gameraboy]

Disney Posters done in Tim Burton Style by Andrew Tarusov

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

[vortexsophia-deactivated2022110]

[msnichxxx]

Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

[yaramcokderinden]

Make his dick hard not his life

[drinoo]

Break her bed not her heart

[shindysbaby]

play with her boobs not her feelings

[naastygyal]

Get on his dick not his nerves.

[allurice-deactivated20170412]

always salt your pasta while boiling it 

[pussydeity-deactivated20151212]

i dont wanna be rude but you need a haircut lol and blonde hair dont look good on u

???

[tahthetrickster]

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

[zmenit]

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

[3fluffies]

Dying.

[ciatri]

Every fucking time I know what’s at the bottom and every time I still lose my shit.

[5000letters]

Kiss her. Slowly, take your time, there’s no place you’d rather be. Kiss her but not like you’re waiting for something else, like your hands beneath her shirt or her skirt or tangled up in her bra straps. Nothing like that. Kiss her like you’ve forgotten any other mouth that your mouth has ever touched. Kiss her with a curious childish delight. Laugh into her mouth, inhale her sighs. Kiss her until she moans. Kiss her with her face in your hands. Or your hands in her hair. Or pulling her closer at the waist. Kiss her like you want to take her dancing. Like you want to spin her into an open arena and watch her look at you like you’re the brightest thing she’s ever seen. Kiss her like she’s the brightest thing you’ve ever seen. Take your time. Kiss her like the first and only piece of chocolate you’re ever going to taste. Kiss her until she forgets how to count. Kiss her silent. Come away, ask her what 2+2 is and listen to her say your name in answer.

Azra.T “this is how you keep her”  (via itcuddles)

@feelgoodinc15

(via rydelstrology)

[holocenechild]

late night thoughts.

when this makes billions don’t come crying to me.

[tiralatele]