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hi i post art and other stuff sometimes :))

[cosmicpoutine]

I'll tidy it up, I dont mind picking up after us - Clean by Noah Floersch

[hibabesss]

EAJDHJWJD

[thecrowthatyellsow]

Skibidi die.

[hibabesss]

this is the only time i’ve thought brainrot was funny RAHGSJAND

[montic0]

i love drawing these two

[hibabesss]

dc make them freinds, cowards

[loserloveslosing]

[oreolesbian]

girl there have been moments when ao3 has been down longer than tiktok was just gone for lmaooo

[batsandbirdsandothers]

UTRH AU - (before revelation) Jason tries to kill Dick but can’t keep his emotions under control. Loosely inspired by this.

[arkangelo-7]

I bet the JL has a “how fucked are we” metric that’s literally just how many of Bruce’s kids are there.

Like if he pulls up to the alien invasion or whatever with just Robin, then everything’s fine. More than fine, actually, because Bruce feels comfortable enough to bring his eight year old along for the ride. This battle will take approximately fifteen minutes and they’ll all get shawarma after. Not fucked in the slightest.

But if Red Robin shows up too… hmm, okay, this is getting somewhat serious. Tim is one of Bruce’s most trusted partners; he’s the smart Robin, the tactician, the loyal one, and so if Batman brought him along then it means he’s at least a little bit worried about shit hitting the fan and wants one his advisors around. But the combined brain power of Bruce and Tim is pretty much unmatched (DC plot armor for the win), so everything will be fine, basically. Superman might take a hit, but everything’s going to be fine. Just keep calm and you’ll all make it home in time to Door Dash some Panda Express before it closes. So not that fucked.

It starts to get serious after that. When Signal and Spoiler roll up the scene, shit has definitely hit the fan. Batman’s worried enough to call in reinforcements and he’s probably doubting the League’s ability to listen/obey his orders, so he needs a backup plan in case things go really south. But with Signal’s abilities and Steph’s superpower of turning anything into a joke, chances are you’ll be okay. Maybe impaled or something, but okay. But still, fucked.

When Nightwing shows, the JL knows it’s starting to get dicey out on the field. See, Nightwing’s got his own team, his own issues—the fact that he set that all aside to help out his dad is cause for concern. On a scale from 1-10, they are at a 7. Above moderately fucked.

And… oh God. Black Bat? Most of the time the JL doesn’t even see her, but once she makes herself known and starts fighting alongside her siblings, they all start to silently freak out. Black Bat is a fucking machine and if she’s breaking a sweat trying to fight the Big Bad, things are definitely not going to go well. They start praying that Batman figures something out. They freak out. They are intrinsically fucked.

But God Forbid you catch sight of the Red Hood. The prodigal son is a legitimate killer, and if Batman’s letting him blow out brains then the JL knows he’s desperate. And a desperate Batman is not good. At all. They are definitely fucked.

[gravygranola]

is he talking about his kids or the justice league? probably both

og text post

[papayafromtv]

how the fam find out Jason's still alive

Dick, looking through old photo books: aw, it's such a shame Talia didn't tell B about you until recently Dami, I'd have loved to see photos of you as a baby

Damian: ? I can get baby photos if that is required in this family

Dick: what, how? Talia doesn't seem like the baby-book kind of woman, no offense.

Damian: She was not, however after my brother was brought out of the Lazarus pit he was given a few old cameras in an attempt to make his mind focus on something not harmful to himself and settle down. He took a lot of photos of our family during his training.

Dick:

Bruce:

Both, simultaneously: your what now?

-later-

Damian, walking into the room with an old box: Alright so I broke into his current safe house while he was working and took one of the boxes. I believe these should suffice for your 'baby books'

Bruce: hold on you broke into his- your brother lives in Gotham??? there's a trained league assassin working in this city and you didn't tell me? Damian we need to talk about your habit of withholding important infor-

Dick: Bruce.....

Bruce: -mation. what?

Dick: look at the.... photo...

Bruce, leaning over to see a photo of Jason Todd holding baby Damian up at the head of a meeting table like in the lion king, red smear on his forehead, while Ra's Al Ghul stares at them both from his seat looking Tired Of Jason's Shit™:

Damian, peering at the photo: yes, Todd got quite good with the timers on those cameras, he took many a photo holding me like that. I believe it was a special campaign designed to get on grandfather's nerves enough that he'd agree to watch the movie with us.

Bruce:

Dick:

*screaming*

bonus:

Tim: you know some of these photos are actually really good, like the angles and tones you used

Jason: you steal Robin, I steal photography.

Tim:

[gummieturtle]

my ao3 isn't working😭😭😭 it's not letting me log in smh how am I supposed to read my arguably absurd amount of bedtime fics now huh??? what do you expect me to do? sleep?? pfft absolutely not

[gummieturtle]

finished fanart of "The Unsteady Retirement of One Mr Peter Benjamin Parker" by aestorian :DD

backgrounds aren't rlly my forte so it took me forever to render before it started looking half decent lmao but I'm pretty happy with how it turned out :33

[gummieturtle]

i follow your tiktok and i've gotten some awesome fic recs from you! i was wondering, have you read "oh the places you'll go" by ilike_color? it's a fic where miles gets sent to gotham instead of dimention 42, it's really good!

ooo I haven't read that one, thanks for the rec!!! I'll have to check it out later it sounds rlly interesting :DD

[gummieturtle]

Tim drake immortality fics where he is just constantly having the worst time ever>>> (brb gonna go scour ao3 for more because I am quite literally frothing at the mouth)

fics:

Immortality in D Minor, Cantabile (Solo) by not_the_loch

Banshee In A Well by liverobinreaction (bugbee)

[puppetwoman17]

If you’re in the need for more, I’ve got a few!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

In this one, Tim can die and travel back a varied length of time(like it gets smaller the more times he dies).

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Oh this one is one of my FAVORITE fics ever! Ofc Tim dies over and over, but in this one he meets deities like Death and Time and Life. He gets his own deity found family. And ofc you have the Waynes freaking out.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Oh and THIS one is colossal. It’s similar to IDWID, but it goes even more into depth about higher beings and whatever. Even Gotham gets a deity stand in! It’s very angsty but the fluffy moments are there(veeeery spread out tho).

[luciaintheskyainthi]

hey! so, you know how there's the trend right now where people are drawing their ships in a snapchat setting where one flexes, and the other copies it but is Ripped and it's a whole goofy thing? well, do you think either peter or jason would do that in the ECM universe? I feel like both are goofy enough, but I wanted to hear your words on it as well lmao

(btw, I absolutely LOVE ECM, i never thought I'd ever ship peter and jason, but you've convinced me, I love your interpretations of them so so So much!!!)

YOU MEAN LIKE THIS?!?!?!?! https://www.tumblr.com/k1ng-g0ober/772203328873578496/am-i-too-late-for-this-trend-once-again-fanart

(you seriously have the best of timings lmao. Go thank @k1ng-g0ober for blessing ussssss)

And yes, I do think Peter and Jason, in their 'time to traumatise the family' era would pull this shit lmao. But it would absolutely be orchestrated by Peter. Jason is a social media illiterate (and YES he does rub that into people):

Jason: I don't understand why I have to pose like this. Peter: That's because you're approximately eighty years old and have the social media awareness of clam. Now pout - Yes! Just like that. Jason: This is objectifying. I am being objectified. Peter: Yes, but Tim didn't offer me the last donut, so this is payback. Just lie back and think of England.

[k1ng-g0ober]

Am i too late for this trend?

(Once again, fanart for Existential Crisis Mode on AO3 by @luciaintheskyainthi )!

i love making peter look sickly

[hibabesss]

i cannot illustrate how utterly diabolical it is for me to have to experience monthly intense pain when i’m NOT HAVING KIDS. i’m going to forcefully give myself a fukcing uterus-ectomy. coat hanger that bitch.

[wibbwoby]

Hi!!! sorry to bother if you’ve been asked this a lot, but was wondering if you were planning to continue Rated T for Traumatised? i love that fic sm and was hoping is still on, thanks so much :D

Aww thanks! Don't worry it's not abandoned, life just got busy and writer's block hit hard. But a new chapter's out today :)

[hibabesss]

DUDEEE YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUYY