Paula Behr

Howdy there! Whether you're looking for a Toontastic travel destination or just want to chat, I'll be more than happy to help! :) (Defunct ask blog, for archive purposes only)

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(Noodle-The-Bunny) Noodle: *groveling at you desk* Show me the ways of the hibernation vacations!

“Nothin’ much to it, really! Just offer them the Destination, but give them the Journey!”

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(toontxwn) mochi: do you have any vacation spots near.. say, forests? i dont mean camping, just like a little log cabin thats very far, far away from people... *gives off a shady look*

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(whatquackining) Hello! ...uh... wait that's not right... Hey there! ... no... uh... Greetings?

“It’s OK, take your time.”

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Howdy! How are you today? Business going well? (littlemitzittr)

“Business has actually been slow for a while, but I know it’s just because Toons are focusing on staying safe and healthy at home.”

“Hibernation Vacations is still open to anyone who needs help finding their way around town, so don’t be shy about coming over.”

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It's lovely weather outside to be playing in the snow! Can you and I go build a snowman outside together? I want to make one just like the one on your work shirt. It's adorable!

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I really like the way you decorated your shop! I have to ask, where did you get all of your wall paper and other decorations?

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PAULA!! I MISS YOU!!

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"Do you like hugs? ;w; "

o(*￣▽￣*)o  ＜（＾－＾）＞

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What is your estate like? if you don't mind me asking that is.

"I live just along the outskirts of Blizzard Boulevard. Most estate housing was actually built recently to help house all those Toons coming in to help us fight the Cogs, so us shopkeepers mainly live in the older residential areas along the racetracks."

"It's cramped and noisy sometimes, sure, but it keeps me warm."

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Ness: Can I have ice cream?

“You’ll want to look for The Melting Ice Cream Bar over on Walrus Way. I heard they’re running short on cones though, so you might wanna hurry.”

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Hey I was just curious... do you wear mittens and everybody else wears gloves?

“All Brrrgh shopkeepers wear mittens, actually. They’re just warmer and cozier than gloves.”

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What do you do when a cog tries taking over your shop?

“Leave.”

“I’m a terrible Cog Fighter, trust me. Thankfully the HQs are happy to house any shopkeepers that manage to get outside before their buildings are taken over until they’re notified that it’s safe to go back.”

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What's your opinion on Cogs? Are there types you prefer over other ones?

“I prefer the ones that are farthest away from me.”

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I'm curious, what do you think about Lil' Oldman? I hear he isn't exactly a favorite among the toon resistance.

“I don’t go down Walrus Way much myself, so I don’t actually know him that well.”

“He doesn’t seem to like most Toons himself either from what I’ve heard, so I probably wouldn’t fare much better if I tried.”

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Have you Flake-proofed your shop since the previous incident?

“Oh no, dear. Flake’s allowed to come over whenever he likes”

“So long as he knocks.”

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Hi Paula! Do you have any competition with Mary in Toontown Central, considering that you both run travel agencies?

“No idea what you’re on about”