human trash

hi im zoie and i suck

[whitepeopletwitter]

[draftingtides]

[ID: A tweet from char-antine (@aGirlCalledChar) that reads, “I may never go back to not wearing a mask in public.

-looks cool -got gendered correctly more -protects against disease -fucks up facial recognition

Why stop?” End ID.]

[gallusrostromegalus]

-helps with my dust and pollen allergies

-chapstick actually works now

- people are better about respecting my personal space

-available in a wide variety of dope patterns to accessorize like a cyberpunk wizard with

[breelandwalker]

-no need to worry about how my foundation looks

-no need to reapply lipstick

-surveillance state can kiss my ass

-don’t have to remember to adjust Resting Witch Face for benefit of passersby

-TRY TELLING ME TO GIVE YOU A SMILE NOW, ASSHOLE

[theforce]

working in retail

me: hey

customer: i wish you would just fucking DIE 

me: okay let me know if you have any questions ! 

[aloetech]

Oh, to be a 1930s neon salesman

[weaver-z]

[hotsaucebear]

[0ffwhite]

a concept: late night convo’s with someone that likes you as much as you like them.

[lizardsexposed]

[partylikeits2007]

[thatdiva]

[autogynephiladelphia]

[impossiblejellyfishfart]

Here’s a Vox article on it, written August 29, 2019.

The bizarre dog whistles in a campaign video Trump tweeted out, explained

It features fascist imagery and swinging bull testicles.

[ampervadasz]

[captainoftheshipping]

Marry that man

[mavenmemnon]

[citrineghost]

holy fuck the breadth of emotion in this video is astounding

[gowns]

here it is. the least appealing thing i’ve ever heard of

[allons-y-dang-it]

[tierras]

archive moodboard for @roseshalo

[feministism]

[radmenace]

this is what happens when fetuses are given legal personhood– women lose their’s.

[kathybethterry]

[anime--irl]

[starlightandtears]

Please look at the contestants for the upcoming season of The Bachelor and laugh with me.

[charlesoberonn]

Show us your cloning lab, The Bachelor.

[hileavemealoneplease-deactivate]

[candiikismet]

Omg

[teenscoolest]

[catchymemes]

[nerdgul]

The fucking mobile game ad. the burn. im crying