Rummaging through trash looking for trinkets

message me if you want me to tag anything or if I reblogged something from someone nasty. 20-something, any pronouns. and go drink some water ꧁꧂

[cryptotheism]

Being an adult is mostly tidying and reading long strings of numbers over the phone.

[epicsause-official]

on sharing one's opinons

[transfemininomenon]

cause every time we touch i get this eeling and every time we kiss i swear im moray

[lycoteuthis-deactivated20160131]

i’m going to start a fashion line called FAKEGEEK and its sole purpose will be to produce tshirts that will piss off nerds

[an-ruraiocht]

which of these classical texts have you read?

the iliad, the odyssey, and the aeneid

the iliad and the odyssey, not the aeneid

the iliad only

the odyssey only

the aeneid only

the aeneid and the iliad, not the odyssey

the aeneid and the odyssey, not the iliad

I have read none of these

Remaining time: 1 day 15 hours

"what if I've read part of it" if it's a large enough part that you would consider yourself to Have Read It in general contexts, then it counts. if it's not, then it doesn't. only you can be the judge of that, but I'm not giving you a nuance button.

any translations count, but abridged retellings don't

obviously, there are lots of other classical texts out there. you might have read none of these and be an expert on greek tragedy. I'm not judging your classical knowledge so you don't need to tell me all that. I'm just curious about combos of these specific texts and their popularity, bc a post i just saw got me thinking about it

[hbmmaster]

we need to periodically remind everyone that a headline not including a person's name isn't an attempt to erase their identity from the narrative, it's just not good practice to put someone's name in a headline unless the reader can be expected to already know who they are

[normal-sane-era]

acting all humble like he wasn't just begging and crying for it

[bubblebaath]

practicing greebling a pear

[bamfspock]

Happy Fucking Moon Day

[cryptotheism]

Bro wants to be a fop but he's barely dapper

[rugdumph]

where the fuck am i

[rafterdarkr]

why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

[astralknightt]

Don't just leave these gems in the tags!

[soundofhate]

Every declaration of love is urgent because we are going to die

[redstonedust]

had a dream i walked up to a food stall and they tried to sell me 3 takoyaki for $130 and i was so mad that i woke myself up before completing the transaction. idiot lost their customer to the waking world lol. charge less next time.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

https://www.reddit.com/r/SciFiConcepts/comments/1uzuyhw/i_would_refuse_to_ever_use_a_teleporter_because/

Someone stole your Tumblr post word by word

i guess you could say it got destroyed and a copy of it got reconstituted on a different website and yet it is not the original

[aflo]

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless

[redstonedust]

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public