Rummaging through trash looking for trinkets

message me if you want me to tag anything or if I reblogged something from someone nasty. 20-something, any pronouns. and go drink some water ꧁꧂

[rugdumph]

where the fuck am i

[rafterdarkr]

why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

[astralknightt]

Don't just leave these gems in the tags!

[soundofhate]

Every declaration of love is urgent because we are going to die

[redstonedust]

had a dream i walked up to a food stall and they tried to sell me 3 takoyaki for $130 and i was so mad that i woke myself up before completing the transaction. idiot lost their customer to the waking world lol. charge less next time.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

https://www.reddit.com/r/SciFiConcepts/comments/1uzuyhw/i_would_refuse_to_ever_use_a_teleporter_because/

Someone stole your Tumblr post word by word

i guess you could say it got destroyed and a copy of it got reconstituted on a different website and yet it is not the original

[aflo]

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless

[redstonedust]

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

[anistarrose]

my futile wish is for people to understand that "sex scenes in movies/TV don't have to serve the plot and can genuinely just be for pleasure" and "sex-repulsed people are allowed to complain about how rare it is for media made for adults like them to be something they can enjoy completely" are both true statements. unfortunately society hates both sex and people who don't like sex, so everyone gets far too defensive about any sex or lack thereof in fiction to actually have this conversation

[innerchildabortionclinic]

good morning everyone it's time to be tortured to insanity and then of course tortured for being insane

[tadpole-art]

Landscaping

[inkpool-clover]

he’s hoping you like stage roses and not other kinds of flowers

[turnupthestrobe]

[toskarinfr]

my ability to take this 🫢 emoji seriously has been obliterated by that one image

[toskarinfr]

getting this image beamed into my head psionically whenever i see it used in any context

[foone]

I like my socks like I like my women:

[amber-averlong]

Comfortable?

[girlhusband1kw]

Lost in the dryer

[ozth]

there's this little fairy in my house that likes to make out with other fairies right where I can see because it knows it pisses me off and I can't fucking do anything about it because they're a protected species

[ozth]

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[c-53]

Wild caught clownfish will be like ‘hm you see, the anemone you got me is a slightly different color and tentacle width than the one I had back home, so I will not begin hosting it. I’ll be a sort of wandering ronin for the rest of my days.’ And then a captive bred clownfish will be like ‘ok so I have this curved rock I found and I just sit above it and it take care of me 👍’

[c-53]

Some of my favorite clownfish hosts

[cipheramnesia]

#mybrick