why do i have to do this

Hi. I'm Goto. 24. I saw a freak in an alley who had the bright idea of making a tumblr blog, and now I have to play babysitter. Ask questions, I guess. But not too many.

[hidenorigotou]

Work's been quiet lately.

[hidenorigotou]

Maybe I do stalk you, maybe I don't B)

You do realize I enforce the law, right?  It's not very hard to track you down.

In fact, it's a greater offence since I'm a cop.

[hidenorigotou]

nice butt *wink wink*

O...kay?  And just who the hell are you?  

Wait, how do you know what my butt looks like?  Crap, are people stalking me?

[hidenorigotou]

If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you do it?

Honestly, I'd do a lot for one million dollars.  With that kind of money my girlfriend and I could take a nice, long trip to Hawaii and not worry about my cramped up place.

Being a cop and all, I've seen a lot of things the general public would call scary.  I know monsters are real, and as long as I have that mental divide, basically nothing can scare me.

I do get startled by random exhibitionists though.  And fire.  And random exhibitionists setting things on fire.  Ah, that last one was probably my fault...

[hidenorigotou]

I was talking to Totsuka-san the other day and accidentally called him "Tokusatsu-san."  Thank god Masayoshi wasn't there or I wouldn't hear the end of it.

[hidenorigotou]

If you could choose the future profession of your son or daughter, would you?

Heh...it's funny that you ask that, because honestly...that doesn't seem too far off.  I guess I'm an old man now, haha.

To be honest, I'd just want them to be safe.  If I could choose a job that they'd like, sure.  But I wouldn't want to pressure them into anything.  That could really hurt.

[hidenorigotou]

I hope we get that date going soon.  Work's busy, but I really need to get that umbrella back to her.

Sure, I could mail it, but...it's better in person, I guess.

[hidenorigotou]

As your walking down the street you find a suitcase full of money sitting next to a parked car, would you take it?

No.  Well...depends on what you mean.  I am a policeman, after all.  If the car looked fishy, then maybe I'd wait for the driver to come back and ask him a few questions.

[hidenorigotou]

People seriously think that the world is going to end this year?  Face the facts: sure it's 2012, but it's the real world.  I hope that these weirdos don't take to the streets...

[a-kind-of-poison-berry]

im blasting the shit out of this song

GO! HARAKIRI CUTTA!

[hidenorigotou]

To be honest, this guy's not so bad. It'd be nice to meet the actor someday, at least. I haven't watched him in years, though. Masayoshi, on the other hand...

[hidenorigotou]

PM to Masayoshi

Don't you think that blogging about superheroes is a little...suspicious?  I mean, it's your business, but your manager seems pretty strict.  And hell, you have your full name plastered on your about.

[hidenorigotou]

And by "antics" I mean...well, the kid's got some weird hobbies.

...At any rate, how do you know when my shift is?

[hidenorigotou]

Why are you on your phone blogging during your shift?

Well...listen.  My job is to protect the public, and Masayoshi's part of the public...he's just sort of a hazard that I need to keep track of.  I doubt he's going to listen to me when I tell him to quit the antics...

[hidenorigotou]

Is there some “how to” guide for getting along with naked guys you find in alleyways?

[hidenorigotou]

I could've phrased that better, couldn't I...

[hidenorigotou]

Is there some "how to" guide for getting along with naked guys you find in alleyways?

[hidenorigotou]

Seriously, why.