Hide The Vodka

Why? I have kids

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Now I know why I keep finding socks all over the house

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Mikey Mashe our new spuddy at work.

[axsha]

Book recommendations?

ah uh these are ones I’m planning to read over the next couple of weeks :)

To kill a mockingbird, Harper Lee

Reasons to stay alive, Matt Haig

Still Alice, Lisa Genova

The girl who wasn’t there, Christian House

The infidel stain, MJ Carter

Still Alice, Lisa Genova 

The book thief, Markus Zusak

All our yesterdays, Cristin Terrill

The giver, Lois Lowry

Room, Emma Donoghue

14, Peter Clines

The painter, Peter Heller

Tell the wolves I’m home, Carol Rifka Brunt

these are just some :) let me know how they go if you try any of them

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14 is one of the best books I've read in a long time. Put it at the top of your list

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About halfway through this engrossing book. If you loved 14 you must read this. The author does a fantastic job of explaining the science behind the technology and as the story unfolds he drops clues for you to follow. Part sci-fi, part mystery, all around page turner.

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Oh hay!

[chaoticphantomenthusiast]

Mom no plz

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It’s going to be like that is it? Remember who has embarassing baby photos of you…

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Remember who you tell almost everything to mother. Who’s been helping you through this whole tumblr thing?

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Alrighty then…guess you’ll have to show me how to tag a photo…wonder which one I’ll pick…

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I’ve already shown you. How do you think you posted this Hm?

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Sarcastic and a little mean. I'm so proud! You truly are my child

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matilda-marker

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Oh hay!

[chaoticphantomenthusiast]

Mom no plz

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It’s going to be like that is it? Remember who has embarassing baby photos of you…

[chaoticphantomenthusiast]

Remember who you tell almost everything to mother. Who’s been helping you through this whole tumblr thing?

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Alrighty then...guess you'll have to show me how to tag a photo...wonder which one I'll pick...

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Oh hay!

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Mom no plz

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It's going to be like that is it? Remember who has embarassing baby photos of you...

[life-of-planet-earth]

Vine Snake

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it looks like a judgmental shoelace. 

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I strongly suggest you keep petting me unless you have no need to keep your fingers

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Strangers always ask me how my cube drives. I like to tell them that she goes for about 50 miles before I have to get out, push her backwards until the back wheels click and then jump in. Stupid questions get sarcastic answers

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Zombie selfie! Me and Leo

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So that's a pumkin full of blood because he ate people and he's happy. Below is a happy happy cat who loves eating birds. I'm kind of scared and proud and then scared again

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nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background 

[jack-sparrow]

true

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Oh hay!

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It starts early

Just found my toddler reading the ESPN magazine while he was sitting on the toilet

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More reasons...

If it weren’t for ‘findmyiphone’ I would never have found my phone after Leo buried it in the backyard