hey there

Personal: Bri. 31. Oahu. Pet cats. Help, I've fallen in love with Supernatural again and am stuck in hell. (oh shit what's this? jjk fixation? you betcha. The Magnus Archives, Gravity Falls, Legend of Zelda and Lord of the Rings, have you ever left?)

[gay-mooshrooms]

i want to *remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health* break free

[zangoonse]

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

[comradeclodius]

Very bold of us all to assume Gandalf has a gender and adheres to the modern gender binary

[curse-you]

pippin at 3am: pretty fucked up that we assume gandalf is a man. they’re a maia. merry? wake up merry. listen. they’re sexless.

[teaboot]

gandalf at 3am: I identify as Tired, peregrin took

[fairycosmos]

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

[beansfrombeans]

[cannagracie]

up at 1 AM inventing new ways to want and want and want and want and

[awkward-bob-reynolds]

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

[rninor-blog]

“bend over” “bend what? over”

[striderofthen0rth]

I hate this place

[enameledcoppergirl]

Make your haters become incubators when you wield the ovipositor of success

[catchymemes]

[skelerangart]

~XII~

Sacrifice

[bakwaaas]

‘relationships are work’ means ‘you have to put effort into loving each other intentionally & learning how to love each other and communicating properly’ not ‘your relationship makes you feel stressed and sad most of the time & the other person disrespects you and treats you bad but you stay anyway’

[samaeloser]

expendable - bloodymary

[cheese24k]

This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phone

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

this is so fucking relaxing

[4ngelbride]

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS

[sailor-artemis]

When you’re too broke to afford a Launchpad

[wakingfromthewater]

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

[foone]

Fuck censorship

[sicksicksixx]

when ao3 is down

[hylianane]

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

[istascha-deactivated20260222]

my body is a machine that turns normal situations into psychological horror