Catching My Breath (Literally) 🫁⏳
Well, Vienna has officially been hijacked by a brutal heatwave, and I can tell you right now: Roxie and I absolutely hate it. Don’t get me wrong, I love summer—until the humidity turns the air into thick soup and sucks out every bit of oxygen.
My poor pump was absolutely flying before I even hit record. The tropical air had me feeling totally breathless, but I went ahead and did a breath-hold anyway because I love a little drama. You can actually hear her initial confusion when the recording starts—she struggles to process the sudden shift before finally settling down. But you know that uncomfortable sensation when your heart isn't technically at a dangerous speed, but it still feels like it's trying to physically punch its way out of your chest? That's the vibe today. 🫀✨
I’m still playing around with this microphone setting, but here is the raw data anyway. Stay cool, stay hydrated, and have a lovely weekend. We certainly don’t want to invite an accidental arrhythmia into the mix just because we forgot to drink water, do we? 😉 Hydrate up! 💦💧
P.S. Before the comment section explodes: No, the ECG monitor has still not arrived, but the good news is it finally cleared customs and left the border! Trust me, the moment it's in my hands, you’ll be the first to know. 🩷💋
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