Sitting around with @high-magistrate and the giant goblin-catbirds after a Poobadoo kill.
The pink one is named âChicken Dinner.â
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@high-magistrate
Sitting around with @high-magistrate and the giant goblin-catbirds after a Poobadoo kill.
The pink one is named âChicken Dinner.â
@high-magistrate, this looks like your doing. lol.
I am not allowed to disclose the Lavender Fireblossom Grenades until the final weapons analysis data has been permutated. I can at least say this...
EXPLOSIONS?!
With all the lab work on up and coming projects, here we manage to sneak a shot of Inquest Pyro Khiiba taking a moment to pose relaxedly. Of course after this, its back to setting bandits on fire and torching things!
Inquest Medic Voxii, dispensed on the field. Turns out thereâs some... bookahs that need liberated of the mineral deposits of gold in their system. She makes sure they donât at least suffer.
Itâs good to be the Queen of all Evil. Complete with noble aura.
So, now that AlchemyTech Medical has a third branch and a new guild hall out in the desert... High Magistrate felt it time to install a new wall. You know, something cozy that sets the right tone for coming into her personal enclave of peace and harmony. Opinions?
Lord Foofy Von Snuggleshins the First on his first official patrol.. after we hit the salon for that Blacklight Fur-dye special they had going on. To show his support for his new guild home! ...now we just need the new hall and ATMâs sub-branch #2 will own all three halls...
And quickly after, we can see the deposed Goley, former second in command, being obnoxiously sulky and hiding in a misty tree. Instead of, you know, helping by smashing the Giant that was somehow surprizingly lurking in the shadows around the corner.
Here you can witness Lord Foofy Von Snuggleshins the First on his honorary promotion to Second in Command by High Magistrate.Â
At first, she was confused. this strange machine of a madman further accentuated by a Treeple. She knew she shouldnât have gone in there, of course. But it was all she could keep from being forcefully twisted into the maelstrom of machine chaos.
And then, in a blast of motion she was.. Adrift. Adrift in the utter Cosmos of the Eternal Alchemy. Visions whirled and swirled and twisted crazily past her.. consuming her mind. Corrupting her beliefs. Changing everything she could ever come to know and love and hate and burn.
It didnât last very long, before a stinging slap brought her back to conciousness. Apparently, sheâd been babbling like a maniac. And her.. comrades? Cohorts? Minions? Hell.. her giant living and breathing plushtoys all look concerned at her.
âCommander? What did you see?â Chimed a tiny, adorable, and very curious voice. Full of wonder and need to know.
âI... I saw... Taimi.. I saw...â Struggled for words. âOh.. skritsicles... I saw... SHINIES. So much Shinies...â
âWell.. guess its about time then we send her back. Sheâs gone Skrittbrained.â
STAAAAAAAARE.
O_____O
Some days are awesome days to go out in public. Other days.. you get stuck in a club in a place clearly not logistically designed for your person. HALP!
where is the superb owl
I want to see him
Owlbert! Stop being so darn cute!
Unfortunately, not everything is all Starshine and Evil Rainbows in AlchemyTech Medical. Here, we have the Assistant Architect and the High Magistrate at odds. H.M. was a little more than distraught when her recommendation of a blood-stained altar in front of the Statue of Grenth Crystal was shot down. âSending a Bad Imageâ. Pssh, so not fair.
Okay ArenaNet, enough is enough! I want Evil Asura lab guild hall OR guild decor~! Purple and Black Magitech Forever!
And some science tables and beakers and bubbling pipes that makes it look like a mad alchemist lab.
Câmon, how can I have an Evil Warmongering Genius Guild if it doesnât look the part?
Du-na-nu-na-nu-na Bat-girl!
That is all. Carry on with your regularly scheduled Evils.
The wall had stood there, immortalized in the long distant dreams of the past for generations. Nations had come and gone... will had swept past them on conquest... on victory... on terror and pain alike. The land beneath it had once been rich and fertile, prosperous and dangerous all the same...
And now all that stood around it was ruin. Chunks of blasted purple glow-stone and plants and life corrupted by the Taint of eldritch magics long since dredged up from a rampaging former Slumbering Beast.
And yet... atop one of those crumbling battlements sat.. a lone figure. Short, almost stocky in a sense. Cunning, maliciously so. Cruel? Judiciously so. Thinking... ah that was the best part. She was always thinking. Both long and the short of it, there was always some scheme to double-deal. Some numbskull with a prize to wheedle out of it.
And some egomaniac that needed a bigger gun that she could supply thereof... for massive profit. Sure, there had been some... bad seeds for clients as of late. Sociopaths and psychotics alike that forked over precious gold coins for things to go oh so awry.
Below her however wasn't her... or her Guild's doing however. It was in fact the doing of something far worse than her... for the time being. But her Initiates were working on harnessing that Potential Power into something far more... physically dominating than just twisted dragon magics.
A single pebble loosed from a gold and gilded purple gloved hand flew free.. bounced off a much larger stone... and twanged against some sort of... twin-tailed purple monster. That hissed and scurried and made oh so unpleasant noises. That put a spiked grin on her face... easy to provoke, easier then to crush.
With a grunt of distaste and a dusting of soot and stone dust from her posterior she then rose... gazing out over the future battlefield. And with a twist of magics and a short-lived sigh the remarkably flexible necromancer rose up her.. familiar? Golem? Arcane Assistant at best. More bone and flesh and spikes than anything of remote help, but... it was a familiar... face if that could be considered one...
And then without further ado as the cascading storm's shapes could be distinguished into more malevolent features. Features of a creature manufactured of Dragon Magic. Clenching fists around her reclaimed Ascalonian scepter and arcane-infused Pearl Conch, she resigned herself to this.. less than pleasant task.
âAll right Goley... let's go cut out a dragon minion's Heart and see just how much power we can put into some Hate Golems with it...â