Sera

The High Seraphim of Heaven

[high-seraphim]

"Please don't waste my time."

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This is an ask/roleplay blog for Sera from Hazbin Hotel. Canon-aligned characterization. Open to interactions from everyone.

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[high-seraphim]

shut up bird woman

"That is simply rude."

[high-seraphim]

"SERRRAAAAAA! :D"

~ @the-bubbly-seraph-emily

"Emily! It's nice to see you." Sera would always appreciate her visits. "What have you been doing today?"

[the-bubbly-seraph-emily]

Seraaaa, I missed youuuu:D

I made a cake for you! Your favorite kind, cause you work so hard!

[high-seraphim]

"Oh! Thank you Emily."

"Would you want to eat together? Perhaps you can catch me up on what you've been doing lately."

[gaslightgatekeepgoldengates]

But that time was different- I could've- I knew bet- ... Alright, thank you.

Saint Peter found the words weakly trying to leave his throat before he gave up on them. He knew his reputation with the higher ranks, what he did to avoid things after enough years. For once things were genuinely really serious, his insight was important, and he failed to offer any when Sera looked her most afraid. Being quite literally hit by the consequences of that not so long after had really made the gravity of it all set in. Guess he had to just accept it though, he could accept it.

Oh, right. Uh, that's the weird thing. No one else's names are crossed out? It's just Adam's. Everyone else's names were simply erased as expected. I don't know what crossing out means but I've even tried to seek out- uh-

I tried to look into it but still came up with nothing to even hint to it. I mean, I've had the occasional weird dream but that could just be from fixating on this since... everything. Despite the abnormality though, it weirdly doesn't concern me? It's just strange but it doesn't feel threatening exactly. Thought it'd be good to eventually tell you about it at some point.

[high-seraphim]

She didn't miss that he'd stopped himself before saying exactly what he was seeking out, but Sera didn't believe he would go to any source of knowledge that wasn't allowed, so she decided to give him the benefit of the doubt. He wasn't the most confident speaker, he could have just fumbled his words.

"That is strange. I would have preferred to hear of this abnormality when it occurred."

Whether he found it threatening or not, such a case was not something she wanted to go without knowing about. His 'eventually' had delayed this information a lot longer than she liked.

"I assume this change happened on the night of Adam's death. You said Sir Pentious's name was written in lighter ink?"

[gaslightgatekeepgoldengates]

Of course! I couldn't just cheap out on you like that.

The blond pursed his lips awkwardly at watching the meal he prepped be set down, his plan failed. Honestly, he should've expected this to go off course. Too extra, Peter. Too extra. Of course she would've gotten suspicious.

Maybe it was for the best though, keeping quiet would've probably eaten him alive otherwise. It did bring some relief to be able to spill his thoughts. Especially since he wasn't trying to add onto everything else Sera had on her shoulders.

Oh! Alright then. U-uhm, no. No, the gate is fine don't worry. There's been the occasional freak out from new souls but nothing more than that. I just...

The gatekeeper took a deep breath and fidgeted mindlessly with his fingers before he continued.

I wanted to try and do something nice for you- to make up for freezing up when you needed me. Aaand cooking up some high quality meals seemed like the least I could do. I probably should've just asked what your favorite food was actually now that I think about it. I don't know, I felt bad. You were stressing and I didn't even try to help you at all. Totally uncool of me. I'm sorry, Sera. I really am.

And okay- maybe I've also been meaning to tell you that the book is being weird with like- Adam's name being crossed out but not erased from the book and Sir Pentious's name being written in really light ink for some reason?

But uh, the apology is the main focus here.

[high-seraphim]

Sera allowed herself a sigh of relief when he said nothing happened. She had been worried ever since his suspicious request.

As for his apology, she would have loved for it to mean something, but this was Saint Peter. He who only spoke during meetings to make jokes with Abel, helped angels skirt their responsibilities, and avoided any remotely serious discussion entirely. Being sorry didn't mean he was going to change his habits.

"I appreciate the thought, but you don't need to worry yourself. You weren't expected to do anything."

That information about the book was more important to her. It was meant to uniformly record each person's name. They only got erased on the unfortunate occasion the person in question got erased as well.

She still grieved those souls lost to Vox's attack on heaven. The fact that it had gone through their shield...

She chose not to dwell on that at present.

"What other names have been crossed out?"

[high-seraphim]

What’s your opinion on Azrael ?

"He is a competent, hard-working archangel."

[high-seraphim]

Alrighty then, I'm back. As promised, a Peter-fic sea bass serving for the High Seraphim herself! Took me a while to figure out what to make but I figured you'd like something classy.

Saint Peter carefully, proudly, brought up a container with a generous serving of pan-fried sea bass on top of ratatouille with some added basil over it. The inside of the container had steam inside, indicating the meal was recently made and warm still thankfully. He even went out of his way to try and decorate it tupperware with whatever sauce he made like how fancy restaurants do.

I may have lied about this apology meal being hypothetical but I'm sure you can forgive me for that and not helping you at all back during the tv guy stuff, right? Nothing quite like a good meal to take the mind off things. No explanations, weird news, or anything here. Just some good fish dishes.

Yeah he knows he can't lie for the life of him, he's trying his best though.

@gaslightgatekeepgoldengates

"Thank you, Peter. I can see you put great care into this."

Sera was gracious more out of politeness than anything else; while the meal was very well made, she was too preoccupied with his ulterior motive to appreciate it. She set it down, but did not move to eat just yet.

"Please, take a seat. Tell me what is on your mind."

It was Saint Peter, so she doubted it was anything serious. At the same time, he was the gatekeeper, and she could not very well dismiss his clear unease, especially not after recent events.

"Has something happened at the gates?"

[high-seraphim]

Heyyy Sera! How you been? You look great as always, gorgeous as ever. Eheh- uh-

So, totally hypothetical, but if you were to pick a fish dish you like most and would appreciate being served, what would it be? Again for uh... totally hypothetical and inconsequential reasons...

@gaslightgatekeepgoldengates

"Hello, Peter. I've been well."

He was an awful liar. Nobody she knew was a good one, particularly, but she could see what he was doing. Whatever news he had wasn't pleasant.

"I don't have a particularly strong preference when it comes to fish, so long as it isn't tuna," Sera returned. "Bring a good explanation."

[high-seraphim]

Your hair is really pretty, is it natural or do you do something to it?

"Natural, I suppose."

[high-seraphim]

Hey, high seraphim, is weed not allowed in Heaven? I know modern day churches often condemn it but I also know it used to be used a lot in some religious practices a long time ago.

"Weed is allowed in heaven and anyone who wants to use it is free to, so long as they are safe. I simply don't use it myself."

[high-seraphim]

Thoughts on Snakes?

"The animals themselves are... neutral."

[high-seraphim]

High seraphim?!,,,,???? Do you smork druggs???????????????????????? Or something????!????1?????????

"No."

[high-seraphim]

Your really pretty, but I gotta imagine at least once one of your feathers has gotten loose and accidentally poked one of your many eyes. I imagine it is uncomfy

"Not frequently."

[high-seraphim]

🐥🍏 - Enjoy your designated duck from the King of Hell himself.

"I sincerely doubt this is from him."

[high-seraphim]

On a scale of "Throw a single rock from the right direction" to "good fucking luck, buddy", how easy would you say it is to destabilize Heaven's current hierarchy?

@xirunafer-the-worldshaper

"I'd put it at 'good luck.'"

[high-seraphim]

I have a plan for how heaven can convince sinners redemption is worth it. You guys need to form a barbershop quartet (you, Lute, that weird kid with the tall hat, Emily) with those little outfits (the kid can still have a tall hat if he wants I GUESS). Yeah, a lot of the redemption stuff is happening down there, but what incentive do people have to go to heaven? That’s right, awkypella. Aquapela? Four people standing in a row singing their tunes. Like Weezer but different. Weezer without the guitar riff.

"...While I appreciate the suggestion, I will not be enacting it."

[high-seraphim]

are Abel and St Peter dating??

"Whether they are or not is not my information to share."