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riley | 23 | she/they

[highpressurelows]

I think I have a crush on you lol and I feel really bad about it ahhh I h8 feelings

hmu anon i’m polyam it’s all good <3

[lesbionic-guide-to-the-gala-blog]

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

this is the most viscerally lesbian image I have ever seen

[eeattherichh]

[a-kaino]

[atern-deactivated20180505]

I honestly believe the whole “adults require less sleep” thing is honest to good probably a myth created by capitalism

[meganecon-blog]

??????

[kelpforestdwellers]

they told us about this in my intro biology course? like apparently being a Sphere maximizes your surface area to volume ratio, which leads to losing less heat. so the colder the climate, the more Sphere animals become.

[gnusnoteunuchs]

Rainbow Six Siege? Yes, I love playing War Crimes Simulator 2015!

[memehumor]

[fruitsoftheape100]

Good Afternoon To All

[sweethotnight]

hello Elmer

[fruitsoftheape100]

Welcome Patron Are You Hear To Make Purchase Of Fruits

[sweethotnight]

just browsing

[fruitsoftheape100]

PURCHASE

[30minutememes]

[devilishdescent]

i know we make fun of baby boomers n shit for not being able to relate to millennials but we really are fucking impenetrable human beings 

[devilishdescent]

“so what do you talk about with your internet friends?”

[golfgalaxy]

why do tattoos cost so much im paying you to injure me

[yesterdaysprint]

The Owl in The Attic and Other Perplexities, James Thurber, 1931  

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

i hate self identified “nerds” because they give their cats shit names like Sherlock, or Katniss, instead of proper cat names like Weed, or Dirt Man, or 2018 Ford F-150 Supercrew

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

there have been 2 distinct types of responses in the tags of this post that I would like to address

1. A Human name is a good cat name so long as it is a very common and boring one, ex. “what the fuck sharon why did you step in my cereal you’re so fucking fat”

2. If you give your actual real life pet cat a Warrior Cats name im afraid of your raw power

[unclegrimsley]

reblog chunky growlithe for a good year of the dog

[dreampoplesbian]

to all my trans lesbians and trans wlw who are struggling with dysphoria:

i see you

you are a real woman

you are a real lesbian

you are a real wlw

you are loved, kind, strong, ethereal, and awe-inspiring

you got this

im rooting for you

i love you

[paisleyavenger-deactivated20150]

Visit Original Link

[exasturbate]

THIS IS AMAZING

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

I AM A 21 YEAR OLD FUCKING GOD DAMN ADULT I SHOULD NOT BE FUCKING LOSIGN MY GOD DA MN SHIT OVE RTHIS RIGHT NOW

[epic-and-kitty]

@babyfacedadult