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lilith here making the iron clad case for free public transport
I do think it’s a little rich to demand space be held for trans women who “don’t transition”.
If you’re not doing the thing, why take the label? Walk the walk or shut the fuck up.
I also ☝️ think it's important to tell the difference between "the author's barely-disguised fetish" and "the audience member's unrealised kink that they're projecting onto the author because seeing a character tied up is making them feel funny in their Audience Member Parts"
Avril Lavigne actually made the song Complicated about her in the closet trans girlfriend who promised she would start estrogen but keeps being too scared to start. As proven by the lryric: "Honesty, you promised me I'm never gonna find you fake it", Avril just wants what is best for her girlfriend even though it is difficult for her. Avril solidifies her love for her trans girlfriend in the lyric: "And if you could only let it be, you will see. I like you the way you are." All this is to say that if Avril Lavigne could help her girlfriend come out of the closet in 2002, then there is hope for you in 2026. You can come out of the closet sweet trans girl, you can live the life you love.
those nasty racist 4chan users. thank god i get all of my memes from somethingawful and tumblr and reddit, three sites that notoriously contain no racism whatsoever
1. No. It's an image board originally for discussing anime. Rickrolling was invented on 4chan, so I guess by this logic you're racist if you've ever Rickrolled someone? Shut the fuck up.
2. So, what you've done here is imply that anyone who uses a website you don't like is a stinky white person who can't wash themselves. I really don't think I need to explain how equating someone's hygene to their morality is vile, and assuming every other internet user is white is also gross.
In Conclusion:
Y'all are fuckin' stupid.
remember folks, you can *always* imply that a trans woman posting shit to herself is just as bad as a trans woman running an annoying gimmick blog posting shit in replies to other people who by the way you've pedojacketed just to make clear how awful and bad they all are
and do not give me *shit* about "the tmes" this is a trans woman doing this stupid shit
You have to bully her into starting estrogen.
Don’t forget to passive-aggressively send this to the girl you know who keeps avoiding the endocrinologist
anyway, you have to crush up estrogen and put it in her food if she won’t do it herself.
If that doesn’t work you can just lock her in the basement. If you don’t have a basement, a closet is acceptable
put her under and bolt some tits to her too
This post has made several people very mad so I would like to reiterate: it is always moral to violate consent in the pursuit of creating more women from sad, lonely men.
You have to bully her into starting estrogen.
Don’t forget to passive-aggressively send this to the girl you know who keeps avoiding the endocrinologist
anyway, you have to crush up estrogen and put it in her food if she won’t do it herself.
If that doesn’t work you can just lock her in the basement. If you don’t have a basement, a closet is acceptable
put her under and bolt some tits to her too
you know what, fuck you. *creampies your boston*
How do you like them apples?
Hello Mrs. Dick and/or Balls
A dragon who's scared of a small cat is this anything
Hello Mrs. Dick and/or Balls
My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.
do they smoke weed?
Yes, actually.
you mean she isnt just smoking a cigarette? but a weed cigarette?
It’s called a bunt…. Not weed cigarette… And yes, it is a weed bunt. They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (They are my girlfriends,)
They don’t look like they smoke weed.
Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. I’m so angry you are so lucky my three weed smorking girlfriends are rubbing my shoulders to calm me down I’m so mad.
Your “weed smoking girlfriend” has a Hello Kitty tattoo on her belly. The one in the middle.
I printed out a photo of your avatar and taped it to my punching bag that I punch and I mutter your URL with every strong punch I punch you twerp…. Don’t ever Talk about Blaiz or the wicked Tat(tattoo) I drew on her ever again I Don’t wanna see you standing outside my home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again ok leave us alone this is the FINAL FUCKING WARNING
Well that escalated quickly……
What, was that? Hmm? Come again. *Blaiz grabs my shoulder* Come on Jory, they aren’t worth it, please. * I jerk my shoulder shaking her hand off* NO! NOOOOO!!! *starts to just pummel you with my big fucking fists. With each blow I let out a furious yell. The blows come quicker and harder and the yells get louder. I’m yelling so loud and now I’m crying. BREAKING POINT. The week was hard and I can’t take anymore. I’m opening sobbing at this point while you blood gurgle. All three of my girlfriends struggle to pull me off and they finally succeed and lead me away from the goo pile that is now your body*
haha oh my god
who even is this dude? someone needs some anger management classes.
love how he keeps reminding us that “I HAVE THREE GIRLFRIENDS”, “THEY ALL KISS ME”, and “THEY SMOKE WEED HURRP DURR”.
and let’s not forget the “Blaiz” and her “wicked tat”, or that he doesn’t “wanna see you standing outside [his] home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again”, and that this is “the FINAL FUCKING WARNING”.
“the goo pile that is now your body”
i’m dying over here, jesus
please, Jory, come challenge me to a bout of internet witticsisms; i promise, it’ll be fun.
*shoots you dead* Heh, idiot… *leaves with my three weed smorking girlfriends to go hold hands and kiss.*
this dude playin omg
Come again? *The bar falls silent. No one dares to make a sound, as you have just said a very poor choice of words at a very dangerous time. I remain slumped over the bar, not looking back to you. One hand limply holding an almost empty bottle, the other hand cradling my head. I repeat the question, this time louder.* Come again?! *You can hear me slur the words, the sentence sounds like a real struggle for me to get out. I’m clearly intoxicated. A bead of sweat rolls down your face as you realize you might have just fucked up in a very major way. Everyone else in the bar is pretending to not notice what is going on. The bartender idly washes a mug with a cloth. His eyes are closed and he’s muttering something to himself. A handful of people hurriedly leave. One person looks back at you, a look of sorrow on their face. They almost say something, but shake their head and cast their eyes down to the floor, and leave. But not you. You stand, petrified. A quick look at me reveals I’m still at the bar. You look to the exit, there’s still time. But there’s not, there’s not, there’s not. Your fate was sealed the moment you opened your mouth.* Mother fuck.. what did you say?! *I slowly rise from my stool and being to lumber over to you. I look a mess. My hair is unkempt, I haven’t shaved in what looks like months, there are dark heavy bags under my eyes, my shirt is stained and has holes in it, and I’m missing a shoe. But the main thing you notice is the gun tucked into my jeans, and my massive muscle arms that look like they were made for punching. You know that song about the boots that were made for walking? Yeah, it’s like that only instead of boots it’s my muscles and instead of walking it’s punching. As I drunkenly sway over to you, you think of your family… Will they mourn you, or will they try and forget this blotch of stupidity, that their child insulted the Jory publicly, ever happened to their family? Your thoughts are cut short as I now stand face to face with you. I grab your face and pull you even closer.* Playin?! There was nothing playing… no playing you fuck. No playing… it was real.. the realest thing I’ve ever know.. felt… Love. I loved them… Blaiz…. Chas-Chas… Funk… I loved all three of em… but they…*My face is wet with tears and I’m blinking constantly in vain to hold them back.* They left me… left… *Almost instantly the sadness leaves my face and is replaced with pure anger.* Playin? Playin?! *My hand leaves your face and starts to head to what you think is the gun. You close your eyes and see God looking at you, shrugging. ‘Pft, you brought this upon yourself dude.’ He says as he waves his hands at you dismissively. But instead of the gun, my hands grab yours. Your eyes jolt open and the anger is gone from my face. There is only sadness.* Left me… * I fall to the floor and sob.* Wow, grow up. *You say before you leave the bar but are hit almost immediately from a car and are killed upon impact.*
Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)
MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck. Not bad luck. I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!
“See him face”
I sure fucking do see him face
Him face
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