High Theory’s

This is the stuff I think about when I get high. Follow my Twitter Theory_high

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And on the third day God created weed

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Let me get this straight, you think James Gunns Suicide Squad isn’t living up too all the hype.

I do.

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So far Black Widow is better then all the Marvel shows

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Jurassic Park but with non dinosaur animals that have gone extinct. Call it Extinction Park.

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I don’t think that’s female Loki, I think it’s Enchantress

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Tyler Perry and...

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“Can I copy your home work?”

“Yeah, just change it up a bit so it doesn’t look obvious.”

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Instagram turned into the new Facebook.

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I like how Tesla’s car door open like Deloreans. Truly the superior vehicle.

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Did Matt Damon injure himself jumping off a bridge in Bourne Supremacy?

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Do you think dogs fall for that fake throw thing because they just trust us too throw it?

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I wonder if Lando Calrissian has had sex with a gungan?

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Between what episodes did Jim get Pam pregnant?

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Most rappers don’t make it to 27

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I would never die for this country

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If you get rid of the idea of fear, you could do anything.

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You could be in a room full of cops and still not feel safe.