“Why you got so many necklace? Why you got necklace?”

[hii-5]

Plant Nanny | Stay Hydrated, Grow a Forest

Water is essential for life, but drinking enough of it is also one of the easiest things to neglect. Plant Nanny 2 keeps track of how much w

[hii-5]

Fortune City - The World's Most Fun Spending Tracker App

Accidentally fallen in love with account keeping. Come join me and develop a good habit together!

[hii-5]

Plant Nanny | Stay Hydrated, Grow a Forest

Water is essential for life, but drinking enough of it is also one of the easiest things to neglect. Plant Nanny 2 keeps track of how much w

[hii-5]

Plant Nanny | Stay Hydrated, Grow a Forest

Water is essential for life, but drinking enough of it is also one of the easiest things to neglect. Plant Nanny 2 keeps track of how much w

[hii-5]

Finger guns and cuffed jeans

-How to spot a bisexual 101

[hii-5]

My sexuality is women playing bass guitars.

[hii-5]

So,

I have this massive crush (I’ve had it for a couple of years now) on one of my best friends and It is literally torture. I do not want to jeopardize our friendship and I believe that she doesn’t even have feelings for me at all. So I am just a hopeless romantic…I’m just going to focus on the betterment of myself and try to move on because me and her are not going to happen. 

[hii-5]

Update: I told her I liked her and she did not reciprocate my feelings and now we don’t talk at all. 🤪

[memescomedy]

[hii-5]

Everyone keeps joking with me about how easy it is to get pregnant and how I shouldn’t get a boyfriend...they shouldn’t worry though because I have the best form of birth control: i be a lesbean

[memewhore]

[minesnapped]

hit that nasty rb if you:

are an gay

are play minecraft

[makeuphall]

[makeuphall]

[hii-5]

Me: trying to pay attention to the lecture

My stomach: let me demonstrate what a quasar sounds like :3

[rvnoir]

Wearing men’s deodorant and watching the straight girls I work with faces’ become Confused and Attracted because I smell like a Hot Guy™ (their words) is a bisexual power move and you can’t tell me otherwise.

[higgsboshark]

Plus, for the first couple of days you also feel constantly Confused and Attracted and where is the Hot Guy™? And then you realize that the Hot Guy™ was you all along.

[hii-5]

You can also discover bisexual girls by wearing Hot Girl ™ perfume. And just revel in their constant appraisal of how you smell nice and sniffing.

[animusrox]

These corporations, I don’t know what they’re doing. Game Night (2018) dir. John Francis Daley & Jonathan Goldstein

[hii-5]

Ugh