Terminal Pancake Velocity

Cats, science fiction, dad jokes and weirdness. Oh and knitting! They/them. My Ao3 is here.

[secondlina]

No transphobes allowed, only transborbs.

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[transformativeworks]

The TikTok Team is back again with a Tag Wrangler Hear Me Out Cake.

(YouTube link)

[teaboot]

The real question is are there any good nonbinary equivalents to aunt/uncle bc I refuse to be a Pibling

Knee-jerk reflex answer is "Crankle"

[higgsboshark]

I go by “Unty”! Rhymes with “cunty”

[higgsboshark]

Confusing problem: I’ve had the same silverware since I was 18 yet my supply seems to be slowly dwindling. Every once in a while I’m like “how am I out of spoons? I have five” and then I count and no, it’s four now

I live alone and never have guests so where are they going?? Is it gnomes? Extremely slow and inefficient spoon-focused burglars? Is the cat selling them on eBay?

[higgsboshark]

“In the old days, people valued their things! They used the same set of silverware all their lives”

yeah I’d do that too if it wasn’t for the SPOON GNOMES, Janice

[higgsboshark]

Ever since I understood the idea of "getting old and wrinkly," my goal's been to live my life so I end up with more laugh lines than frown lines. But between the nature of the world and the asshole that is depression, there were days I doubted that would happen. Either that I'd live that long, or that I'd have enough to smile about.

I say this so you understand the wild joy I felt this morning when the sun came in the window just right and I saw new lines around my mouth and eyes. They're here! They're so beautiful!

Happy Pride, babes. Fuck em all. Live to have laugh lines with me.

[higgsboshark]

Confusing problem: I’ve had the same silverware since I was 18 yet my supply seems to be slowly dwindling. Every once in a while I’m like “how am I out of spoons? I have five” and then I count and no, it’s four now

I live alone and never have guests so where are they going?? Is it gnomes? Extremely slow and inefficient spoon-focused burglars? Is the cat selling them on eBay?

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[higgsboshark]

(nods parsle-y) (nods thymely)

ah FUCK dude I accidentally teleported myself to Scarborough Faire again, can you come get me?

no I don’t know if your ex is here

[victusinveritas]

[adhdemonic]

here's a link to Ember's website, where you can download a high quality version!

https://www.betterthanember.com/

[garashir]

hey friends where is that picture of boromir with the gondor flag except its a pride flag?

[lesbiansforboromir]

Couldn’t find it so I made another because you’re right that it’s a crime and it’s definitely my duty to remedy it

[eddysonline]

The original flag, by Gilbert Baker, June 25, 1978.

[cinturongazo]

i wish cleaning the dishes was more fun. specially the bottles

[snowywarmthkuya]

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[isuckattechnology]

Audio:

Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!

Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!

[ellewantsrevenge]

my favorite fantasy world is tortall

[ihni]

Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.

[ihni]

I beg of everyone to read the tags to this post, as they are all random and hilarious and read kind of like a poem, if the poem was written by someone who was on a lot of drugs.

[yellow-cat]

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

[helenmask]

She's done