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[hillsofthehighlands-blog]

[He frowns a little in confusion, tilting his head as he looked at her] Could I ask the reason? I’ll never say no to a fight, but I’d like to know what I’m fighting for. No point going in with no motivation.

[lilli-of-the-mountain]

…//Okay so he didn’t get her joke. Never mind. She’ll just slowly turn red as she apologizes for the misunderstanding.// Äh, that was–…it was a joke. I’m sorry. I would never–…//She would never ask anyone to do such a thing for her.// I’m really here to ask your advice.

[hillsofthehighlands-blog]

[He gives her an even more confused look for a moment, before shaking it off] Aye. I'm sorry. Well, how about you come inside where we can discuss it properly? I've no idea what you're asking me for, though. I'm terrible at advice.

[hillsofthehighlands-blog]

No, but I have a moment to talk to a very pretty lady. [He leans against the door for a moment, before raising his eyebrows] Oh? I am surprised. What for, hm? Come in. [He moves out the way, allowing her in]

[lilli-of-the-mountain]

What if I told you that I wanted a burly Scot to beat some Frenchmen for me in an act of highly ironic justice? //She doesn’t really. Again, she’s making a few jokes to hide the uncomfortable issue that brings her here.//

[hillsofthehighlands-blog]

[He frowns a little in confusion, tilting his head as he looked at her] Could I ask the reason? I'll never say no to a fight, but I'd like to know what I'm fighting for. No point going in with no motivation.

[hillsofthehighlands-blog]

I appreciate you knocking at the door incessantly, and I appreciate your dedication to finding whoever it is you’re looking for, but I’m afraid you have the wrong house.

[Because he doesn’t have any friends]

[lilli-of-the-mountain]

Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ? //Lilli no that is a terrible joke.// I’m joking. I’m actually here to see you, believe it or not.

[hillsofthehighlands-blog]

No, but I have a moment to talk to a very pretty lady. [He leans against the door for a moment, before raising his eyebrows] Oh? I am surprised. What for, hm? Come in. [He moves out the way, allowing her in]

[hillsofthehighlands-blog]

I appreciate you knocking at the door incessantly, and I appreciate your dedication to finding whoever it is you’re looking for, but I’m afraid you have the wrong house.

[Because he doesn’t have any friends]

[hillsofthehighlands-blog]

[sorry rai he is #blunt and uncaring and mean] You know what? I’ll call you the day before if I’m interested. Though I’m surprised you don’t have anyone.

[kriegkind-deactivated20161202]

[he just. laughs] [like, laughs so hard that he has to wipe a single tear away]

I’m sorry, have you met me? 

[shakes his head]

I’ll be working, so. Don’t bother. 

[hillsofthehighlands-blog]

[EYE ROLL.] First you're offended I don't take you up on your offer, but now you say don't bother because you're busy. Okay, Rainer.

[hillsofthehighlands-blog]

Ah but you’re lonely anyway. So am I, this day just highlights that fact. [looks at him][squints] If I could just get a romantic partner, do you think I’d still be having this problem? And I don’t really fancy getting you drunk just for a quick fuck on Valentine’s.

So thanks but no thanks.

[kriegkind-deactivated20161202]

[he feels like he might be offended on a normal day but right now he’s just] [too tired for it] [like, fine]

Alright, whatever dude. [not like you’re missing out or anything]

I offered, so don’t bitch about being “alone” or whatever. 

[hillsofthehighlands-blog]

[sorry rai he is #blunt and uncaring and mean] You know what? I'll call you the day before if I'm interested. Though I'm surprised you don't have anyone.

[gelleneschampes-archive-deactiv]

Perhaps you could get into the Valentine’s spirit and pay someone to do it for you. 

Not that it adds to the romantic value, but two is always better than one, I suppose.

[hillsofthehighlands-blog]

A prostitute is the height of one’s loneliness.

I mean, it’s an option, but... Christ.

[maptitude1]

Europe illustrated

[kriegkind-deactivated20161202]

I will admit that I, Rainer Gersten, am lonely. But it’s definitely not because I’m romantically uninvolved on a single day of the year. I mean if you want to mope because you’re alone, I won’t stop you, but listen. You’re attractive and mildly alright to hang out with and Very Talented at the sex, so. I dunno. If it’s really that big of a deal to you then go get a girlfriend. Or boyfriend. Or you can fuck me on Valentine’s Day, which means you don’t have to buy anything other than booze.

[hillsofthehighlands-blog]

Ah but you’re lonely anyway. So am I, this day just highlights that fact. [looks at him][squints] If I could just get a romantic partner, do you think I’d still be having this problem? And I don’t really fancy getting you drunk just for a quick fuck on Valentine’s.

So thanks but no thanks.

[gelleneschampes-archive-deactiv]

There, there.

I am always willing to look after your cat if you wish to indulge in the holiday in true single fashion.

[hillsofthehighlands-blog]

That’s even sadder than staying at home and ignoring it all.

Knowing me, I’ll get drunk and have a lonely wank.

[hillsofthehighlands-blog]

It’s Valentine’s Day in two weeks.

… And I’m still alone with my cat.

[kriegkind-deactivated20161202]

[sticks his leg in his face] That just means you don’t need to contribute to this capitalist holiday by buying someone chocolate and flowers or whatever. [:)]

[hillsofthehighlands-blog]

[what is this Pasty Thing][frowns at his leg] That's code for "I'm a lonely bastard too". So, thanks, I guess.

[hillsofthehighlands-blog]

It’s Valentine’s Day in two weeks.

... And I’m still alone with my cat.

[nomadpunkv-deactivated20201214]

hillsofthehighlands 

“Well hey. Long time no soee.”

[hillsofthehighlands-blog]

It has been a while, hasnt it?

How are things?

[cancoesdesxbia]

[ i don’t think he got it it’s too deep ]

That’s… very deep. [ lmao ]

[hillsofthehighlands-blog]

Basically, if you have food and are well enough to enjoy it, be thankful.

[cancoesdesxbia]

Is that so? Tell me one of his most famous quotes.

[hillsofthehighlands-blog]

What, are you testing my knowledge or something? Right.

“Some hae meat and cannae eat, And some wad eat that want it, But we hae meat and we can eat, And sae the Lord be thankit.”

[cancoesdesxbia]

[ he looks at him wearing that kilt for a sec before looking up to his face again ]

It’s good that you decided to invite me to this celebration but I don’t know exactly what we are celebrating.

[hillsofthehighlands-blog]

It’s Burns’ Night. The birthday of Robert Burns, probably Scotland’s most famous poet and arguably the best.

So, naturally, we live up to all stereotypes on this night.

[hillsofthehighlands-blog]

[It’s Burns’ night, so he’s celebrating in the only way he knows]

[Drinking whiskey and wearing a kilt]