Apr 28, 2018
What the plot of Avengers 4 should be:
Steve and Tony make Thanos sit through a power point presentation about the limitations of Malthusian economics, the effects of socialized healthcare and free contraceptives on population growth, and how the concept of economic scarcity in a universe with faster-than-light space-ships doesn’t even really make that much sense if you think about it for a minute.
Thanos realizes the error of his ways and dedicates his life to using his vast powers and resources to distribute space-condoms throughout the universe.