funky flashing disco duck

Hi, I'm Ryan. 30 y/o. He/Him.

[himborc]

hi call me ryan (he/him)

sideblog

commission info

twitter i guess lol

[slimetony]

Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child

[teaboot]

Why would you have sex with your haters randy

[slimetony]

I’m not really in any position to be picky

[desmolbean404]

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 REAL or FAKE Pokemon

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

0%-20%

20%-40%

40%-50%

50%-60%

60%-70%

70%-80%

80%-99%

100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Remaining time: 5 days 15 hours

[warpnine]

you’ve been a constant companion to me, demon that tells me everything will go wrong

[larval-tear]

dude wait. what if we got really close together so we feel safe

[adirtnap]

[guooey]

[guooey]

[cappyclementine]

Heard the quaker oats guy is running a fuck a fan contest!

[segamascott]

where 😻

[oneheadtoanother]

[posthumanwanderings]

[witnessthesurreal]

violence

[argumentativeasshole]

This is happening every day

[radiofreederry]

Sounds hot

[larval-tear]

ice cream

[larval-tear]

ice cream

[larval-tear]

ice cream

[larval-tear]

ice cream

[larval-tear]

ice cream

[larval-tear]

ice cream