Break my neck in HD

Gary 30s he/they 💥 if a post reads incomprehensibly its becuase i type faster than i think and dont respect the english language 💥 art @calupos

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

“you wanna know how i this insane?”

the joker

[mediumsizedboy]

are you serious?

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

[horseavoider-deactivated2025020]

taste my steel

[slimemode]

back on the path of the wolf

[swordseer]

On the bladesong path. Again.

[desolendate]

im literally in tears what the fuck

[atomicwrongs]

I also ☝️ think it's important to tell the difference between "the author's barely-disguised fetish" and "the audience member's unrealised kink that they're projecting onto the author because seeing a character tied up is making them feel funny in their Audience Member Parts"

[oneofthosecrazycatladies]

You've been kidnapped but the main character of the last TV show you watched is coming to rescue you.

Who’s rescuing you?

[thelivingvampyrr]

[krafterwrites]

You take the blue Eggman MDMA pill (158.4 mg), the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red Eggman MDMA pill (162.8 mg), you stay in Eggmanland, and I show you just how meddlesome that hedgehog is

[antigoneprogone]

AVERAGE NORTHERNLION DIALOGUE

Look, I'm fuckinnnnnnnnnn...! I'm fuckin' tired as bawls, dawg. [not switching his tone of voice at all] I think I lost some weight there, and I'm sure I need some rest, but sleepin' don't come very easy in a [enunciating precisely] straight. White. Vest. [pause] [reading chat] "Just go to bed earlier"? Okay, listen to me. Said the grasshopper to the morning sun, "No matter how hard I try and how high I jump, I can never embrace you", and thus the sun responded, "My brother, the mere act of being here is an embrace in and of itself." So beggars can't be fuckin' choosers, okay? Okay. [unpauses game (Poo-Poo Piranhas Jungle Gym Adventure) where the puzzle is to put the square block in the square hole and he puts it in the triangle hole] Dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hirudineo]

My call.center.job requires me to lookg at the united states on Google Maps múltiple times a day and its genuinely horrifying how fucking Big that place IS

[hirudineo]

Excited about my new job, not ao much anout the living situation i roped myself in for being a doormat * screams*

[melonwah]

[hirudineo]

There has to be a reader app out there that doesnt put text to speech under a paywall sometimes i just wanna catch Up with my book while commuting but i get motion sickness if i look at the phone come on

[swordsman-jing-ke]

“My emperor is fine” your emperor has commissioned over 8000 life-sized terracotta soldiers and buried them facing east, in the direction of his recently conquered enemies in the hopes that they will protect him in the afterlife.

[qin-shi-huang-di]

DELETE THIS IMMEDIATELY

[cryptotheism]

Cafe at The Portland art museum has Rothko no. 5 cakes. Something intellectually meaty about seeing the painting in person, and then eating a cake copy. The complete experience. Full spectrum.

[maryfitzroy]