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❝I promise I promise. I'll be home.❞ indie Sara Vessalius blog

[quotemybooks]

The dead could only speak through the mouths of those left behind, and through the signs they left scattered behind them.

The Cuckoo’s calling by Robert Galbraith (via quotemybooks)

[memesforu-blog]

Send me anons as my muse's child.

[his-sunlight]

fuck--- i have to do my debate speech within the hour and i'm freaking out about it. i hate public speaking, and my mom already bitched me out in the car yesterday about how the topic i recieved wasn't very "christian" of me, so my confidence is super low on it.

[his-sunlight]

What is the best part about being a mother?

"Hmm, the best part? I'd say the best part is being able to hold the little human being that you created in your arms---- and realize that this little soul will have their own dreams and ideas and aspirations as they grow older.                   Plus, I love squishing his tiny little hands and feet."

[his-sunlight]

RAIN OF DILDOS UPON SARA

ITS RAININ' DICKSHALLELUJAH

[his-sunlight]

Strapons with puffin pattern.

n O

[his-sunlight]

this is all you need to know about what happened today

[his-sunlight]

Do you have any main partners?

not really, no. i got asked this on my vanessa blog, and i feel like i made the mistake in answering it, but on here, i just horde all of the vessaliuses to auntie sara

[his-sunlight]

THROWS AN OVERSIZED STRAPON WITH PUFFINS ON IT AT SARA IN HOPES THAT OSCAR WILL ENJOY IT LATER

LESLEY IM NOT ANSWERING THIS

[his-sunlight]

What do you think of Zai?

        "Zai is... a complicated person. He never liked me, never approved of me, because I was not born with noble blood like he and my husband were. To him, I was an ill-fitting match for his brother and with commoner blood in my veins, I wasn't fit to be seen in public, to bear my husband's surname, or to bring little heirs and heiresses into the world---- in his opinion.                       I've been nothing by kind to Zai... hoping he would open up to me in some way... I hold no ill will towards him for what he thinks of me, but how he treats his firstborn son his just horrendous and completely unforgiveable. Any father should be proud to have Oz for a son."

[his-sunlight]

roselionne replied to your post:oscar's butt hole must be so large... did you guys...

//sILENT OSCAR SCREECHING//

//hYSTERICAL SARA LAUGHING//

[his-sunlight]

oscar's butt hole must be so large... did you guys do anything to make it so?

i

ca NT EVEN ANSWER THIS SERIOUSLY LESLEY

[his-sunlight]

lesley is to blame for all of this

[his-sunlight]

[11:37:18 AM] puffin princess: DRAGS EVERYONE INTO THE BUTT HOLE

[11:37:24 AM] puffin princess: THAT SOUNDED SO BAD OH MY GOD

[his-sunlight]

Okay, what about the other squishy part? Do you like touching that?

                  "Hell yes."

[his-sunlight]

Sara, do you like touching Oscar's squishy butt?

                         "Yes."

[his-sunlight]

alex omg, for my computer, when i go to click the 'gifts' button to go to the submit page, i have to click over oscar's butt. GIFTS INDEED.

o h MY GOD