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Irene Got demoted to a tropical storm.

really? i had no clue? im actually responding to this from under water thanks for the info!!!!!

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"Here I am, rock you like a hurricane"

Hurricane Irene to NYC

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First I park my car, then I fuck your bitch.

Marlon Brando

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Who throws a shoe? Honestly!?

George W. Bush

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Wait 'til you see my dick.

Prince Albert

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All these bitches is my sons.

Eve

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Young money, baby!

Jay Gatsby

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You'll never hear the wolf cry to the blue corn moon.

Beethoven's doctor, to Beethoven

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Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh? Put the pussy in a sarcophagus.

King Tut (Tutankhamun)

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That's fucking bull shit, because I would never be caught dead in Georgia.

Lucifer

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Fuck your religion.

Martin Luther to Pope Leo X

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Gangster shit hereditary; got it from my dad.

Albert Francis Capone

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I am my hair.

Chewbacca

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i swore i'd never fall again, but this don't even feel like falling. gravity can't forget, to pull me back to the ground again.

Sir Isaac Newton

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I'm sorry Mama. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to make you cry, But tonight, I'm cleaning out my closet.

Oedipus Rex

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"I'm not even going to swat that fly."

Simon, The Lord of the Flies

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I am number 1, 2 is not a winner, and 3 nobody remembers

President George Washington