The Hitman and the Runaway Brothers

oc blog for hitmen brothers matt leblanc and mattie archer, ft other ocs. mutuals only/ nsfw/ 18+ only/ may contain triggering content

[hitandrunduorp]

//Hey folks! Mattie-mun here with a revamp of the boy’s! I’ve had the other blog for about 7 years, and I feel like it’s time for a new slate! No, relations and such won’t be reset, but things from 7 years ago definitely don’t apply now-a-days! Also tags were atrocious so now they’re a bit more cleaner lol\\

//Don’t they look so excited for the future~?\\

//Indie rp blog for Matt LeBlanc and Mattie Archer, hitmen and brothers in arms with MANY AUS for a TON of fandoms/ au situations. If you’re curious about them, feel free to ask and I’ll talk about them some!\\

//Selective and 18+ only due to potentially graphic threads. If you’re not 18+, or your bio doesn’t imply you’re of age, I will block. For NSFW, I’m taking other people’s idea, and anything more carnal is gonna be over at @hitxxxrunduo​ \\

//Please read rules, and feel free to send in asks or msg me if you have any questions! Follows from @hitandrunduorp-a​ \\

[cute-pluto]

theres a popular brand in canada called no name brand and it manufactures everything you can imagine in a grocery store and it kind of makes me feel like im in a world no one bothered to do much world building for

[cute-pluto]

things that sure are.

[cute-pluto]

things that are.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is peak design

[writeouswriter]

Can't believe no one posted chair (for sitting)

[celestialmazer]

💛 fantastic, I'd be buying this gear all the time (gives me Severance music/dance experience vibes)

[hitandrunduorp]

It's been forever since he's shown his face and maybe they rightful wondered if he was dead. But here he is, with one of those squeeze to flip the ear hats on his head as a cat, with a big basket full of candy, and a smaller, cuter hat for the bestest baby girl.

"Trick or treat."

@secondplayercanada

As one would imagine, Matt was the one to answer the door. Ignore the plastic crown on his head, and the halloween prince costume he was in, and more on the slightly shocked expression before chuckling.

"Wow, it really is spooky season; ghosts and all."

[secondplayercanada]

"Boo." He'll squeeze the sides so the ears flap up and down. "I'm a ghost, like that one movie. I'm here to haunt your kid who can see dead people, woooooooo."

At the deadpan ghost wooo he'll flap the ears some more, then hold out the kid sized hat. "I have one for her, too. I may have one for you and Mattie as well, if you let me in."

[hitandrunduorp]

Matt just chuckled at the flapping ears, before moving over to let the other in. "You're lucky; we just got back from trick-or-treatin' not long ago." He explained as he closed the door and motioned the other towards the living room. "Char! We have a visitor." There in the living room, there were piles of candy strewn about in meticulous order. By the suckers, was a small blond in a dragon onesie happily eating a lollypop, while Charlotte sat in the middle of it all, in her (foam) suit of armor. When she was addressed, the looked over and blue eyes widened before she bounced up. "UNCLE!" This exclamation would soon be followed by the pre-teen practically tackling the large Canadian.

[hitandrunduorp]

It's been forever since he's shown his face and maybe they rightful wondered if he was dead. But here he is, with one of those squeeze to flip the ear hats on his head as a cat, with a big basket full of candy, and a smaller, cuter hat for the bestest baby girl.

"Trick or treat."

@secondplayercanada

As one would imagine, Matt was the one to answer the door. Ignore the plastic crown on his head, and the halloween prince costume he was in, and more on the slightly shocked expression before chuckling.

"Wow, it really is spooky season; ghosts and all."

[emptyblissdotmp3-deactivated202]

i'll never not hold disdain for the idea of "content starvation" and the more i see people parade it around the more i hate it

[emptyblissdotmp3-deactivated202]

i think v*ltron putting out eight seasons in two years really kickstarted this in online fan spaces specifically, but nowadays so many shows and games release things at an absolutely absurd rate. pokemon has been notoriously controversial for its crunch time and poor quality of games as a result, bingewatching culture has killed a lot of tv shows because executives have an expectation for instant success and will kill shows if they don't meet it. and it's frusterating to continue to see fans treat this like the norm when it comes to their favorite shows or games too. i don't want to see things put out under absurd crunches. i don't want to be surrounded by people who'll cry "i'm so content starved!" and then dismiss the actual content they're being offered in the same breath. i don't want to see creators have to feel like they've got to keep up with the incessant demands of fans in order to continue making the thing they're making. hiatuses are normal and there's always plenty of other stuff to get into while you wait.

[writing-official]

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

[jeremysknoxes]

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

[alt-menu]

almost there!

[sociallyodd260]

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

[snarky-wallflower]

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

[abigail-pent]

@highladyluck

[dduane]

Gods bless the post. :)

(Remembering with pleasure when I got to do this last year with an auditorium full of people at Finncon in Tampere.)

[hitandrunduorp]

//wanna get back into rping, i really do, but god my depression's kicking my but. I know I need to push myself and open up to ppl, but idk outside of a few ppl most other mutuals, i feel anxious about? not at all because they've done anything, you all seem like amazing rp partners! im just an anxious dork and a perpetual wall flower.

plus having my prior computer just stop working didn't help my mental health. i still gotta get money together to see if i can recover my art and stuff off my old hard drive since that's literally years of memories i'll never get back otherwise...

on lighter news, i sorta wish i had a Yor and Loid to rp with, because Matt and Charlotte would be hilarious to interact with them. Char, who knows what Papa does and doesn't seem at all bothered by Anya, and Matt- being an underworld superpower- would 100% know that Yor and Loid were Thorn Princess and Twilight, and would tease the fuck out of them (w/o exposing them bcuz that'd be RUDE)\\

[hitandrunduorp]

//So remember how I made a post about Genshin Mattie?\\

//....I may be changing his story to make him grow up in Fontaine instead of Inazuma...\\

[vsemily]

Internet Safety

[qsycomplainsalot]

Being hyper-secretive online is probably the only good kneejerk reaction boomers have put into our heads twenty years ago and now both them and the next generation look at you like you're a freak if you don't list your social security number in your carrd.

[tatiannamaslany-blog]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

tomorrow

[thecatholicbadwolf-whowaited]

Always reblog NSYNC the day before May

[ackles-wants-snackles-with-cas]

Queueing this for next year

[hogans-heroes]

Wake up folks new absolute Legend on TikTok

[helpful-writing-tips]

Be mean to your characters.

What do they take for granted? Take it away from them.

The one thing they know for certain? Make them doubt it.

Their worst fear? Throw it at their faces.

Make their plans fail. Make them cry. Make them question things and then learn about them and the way they react in the process.

Be mean to your character. Then be kind to them for a while, because after all that they may deserve it.

[thehousetours]

why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording

[thehousetours]

LEFT BOOPS!

[thehousetours]

RIGHT BOOPS!

[waitoutthesun]

FREEZE! EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!!!

[primus-why]

[moonxsuncelestials]

@akumanoken @cuteteacakes @thelazyeditor @thebloomingrosefamily @the-seduction-anon @hitandrunduorp-a @magiccazza @take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar

[thelookingglassalice]

[rhube]

BABIES!!!

[roachpatrol]

so the best thing about this is that bobcats, like just about every feline besides lions and domestic cats, are pretty solitary. they don’t really have friends. they aren’t really equipped to make friends. 

domestic cats, on the other hand, do know how to make friends. they are friendly to the point that lots of feral cats live in colonies— the females hang out together, even raise kids together, and the males like to spend nonsexual time with their baby mommas. they groom each other, play around, and have a particular tail position to signal to one another— straight up with the tip curled— that they’re friendly and happy to see each other. cats learned how to be chill with each other in order to take full advantage of human food sources: an ancient granary supplies enough rats for a lot of cats, as does a modern lady with a big bag of frisky bits, so it would be a waste of time and energy for any one cat to try and stake the entire foodsource out for exclusive use. less fighting means more eating and resting which means a longer, nicer life and a lot more kittens. 

so this stray cat, she obviously has no colony if she’s wandering around and sneaking into zoo enclosures, so she’s like ‘hey! there’s food here! what up, other cat, let’s be friends, let’s be friends and share that food’. and the bobcat is like ‘??????’ because actually wild cats are pretty cautious about initiating hostilities and anything new and aggressive makes them very worried. and the domestic cat is like ‘haha cool, ok, we’re friends now, big guy. no problems.’ and the bobcat is like ‘????? well…?? ok?’ and then they are friends. 

the super interesting thing about most wild cat species is they don’t really have the capacity to make friends on their own, especially outside of sibling bonds, but, if someone comes along and does all the friend-making themselves, they’ll totally roll with it. zoo cats can get really attached to their caregivers— or, in this case, a very confident little calico demonstrating exactly why her species has been so darn successful over the last nine thousand years . 

so anyway that is the best thing: bobcats are not equipped to make friends, but luckily for this bobcat this homeless lady did not give any shits and made friends anyway. and now they are both happy. 

[reaj3asa]

#THE FACT THAT THE KEY TO DOMESTIC CAT’S SUCCESS IS THAT THEY LEARNED  #THE MEANING OF FRIENDSHIP #IS A FUCKING HOOT

[thesymski]

when u got anxiety and an extrovert adopts you as their friend

[hitandrunduorp]

Something to note, is that Matt is honestly mildly terrified of Mattie. I know, how's this 6'2" brick wall of a man scared of a 5'7" tiny twink? Well, it's mostly because Mattie is... far more mentally unstable than Matt is. It took him a long time to get comfortable with the idea of taking a life, despite being around death when he was still a child, but he hadn't taken a life with his own hands until he was 16, almost 17.

Mattie killed when he was 12. Yes, the circumstances were far different, having killed his father in self-defense, but the fact remains that he took a life deliberately. Sure, in fights he'd sooner run than attack, but that's not to say he wont. Actually, when he was 13, he was often one to fight back, because he had no trust in the world... it was kill or be killed, and he didn't survive his own personal hell just to be killed and left in a ditch. It wasn't until his later teens that he finally started truly showing restraint and would flee.

Not to mention many other parts of Mattie's... mild obsessions, like with poisons, toxins, and anatomy. He trusts Mattie to be a faithful right hand... but he won't deny that the boy genuinely scares and worries him. He knows Mattie is one truly bad day from snapping, and becoming a genuine threat... and he knows he himself couldn't stop him. Not because he can't, but because he can't bring himself to.

[hitandrunduorp]

//boo, im back sorta been sorta bleh and whatnot so haven't been on tumblr, but recently my usual computer just... stopped working after updating it then going to toronto. was working fine when i left, but noooo had to have some sort of issue when i got back. soooo i lost my icons and now gotta try and find them, or wait to see if someone can access my old hard drives and save my art/icons folder. we'll see... i hope so...\\

//anyhow, gonna post a lore thing about the brothers, and yeah! hopefully see folks around here in the future!\\