gay bastard

the mu in muichirou is the in in infinity

[hitokaswhore]

i thought i was a lesbian for a long time because of the way people on this specific app talked about men and im still getting used to knowing i like men so thats great

[tastefullyoffensive]

[weiiiyings]

did i just fall for a skater boy with a nicotine addiction or do i want to be him? find out on the next episode of "I Am A Disaster 😐" (yes with the emoji thats how my show is called

[hungwy]

when i was a kid i thought all liquids had to have some quantity of water in it to be a liquid (as in water was necessary for something to flow) and i think that philosophy couldve easily put me in the top 15 greatest ancient greek philosophers

[friendraichu]

attention! the male ace trainer in pokemon masters is autistic. i've claimed him as one of us.

[porygon2]

you forgot the most #relatable line he has

[autasticanna]

Autistics: one of us

A thousand clown ass allistics in the comments of this post, predictably: um actually autistic people are not allowed

[ecoqueer]

[gen-zee]

Gen Z culture is accidentally forming traumatic connections to a song

[lgbtqpjo]

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

[thehumorousace]

Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.

Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.

In case you were confused 👌

[thesoftgrape]

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

[racefaker]

White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”

White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”

[lena-luthor]

[lesbianpeachs]

Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

[ggghosties]

neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

[exomoon]

cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

men: I identify as male.

Men™: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch

[stinkle-mcfuckwit]

read this fuckin post

[fishmotif]

imo the most iconic gayle moment is that one where she electrocutes herself using a dog collar to bake an apple pie with the edge of seventeen by fleetwood mac playing in the background 

[megustacat]

[shineon-abrastone]

No. Chris Fleming is a long haired dude. You were correct.

[non-suspiciousname]

Oh wait

[fugottron]

Here’s him explaining

[pwesident]

reblog if you’ve never used the braincell

[snotdad]

the what

[pwesident]

yeah

[authenticstains]

your days are numbered whore

[authenticstains]

[valtsv]

hero: IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO???

villain: *choking back tears* uh, yeah, i'm actually trying really hard here man

hero: *now looking uncomfortable* oh

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Elon Musk commissioned me to draw his Fursona. I'm not an artist.

[claireslash]

That unironically sounds like something he'd do IRL.

[lloergan]

[setantaa]

Cursed image

[stimman4000]

.

[freddkong]

This looks like what my leg feels like after it falls asleep

[goldencamelias]

That's actually exactly what it feels like

[vanpalmerdefender]

Hey, that girl you made fun of for dressing like an emo, her dad dresses up like a pharmacist, makes useless machines and gets beat up by a platypus in a fedora. Yeah, it’s not always how it seems, so think before you act.

[ambientwitch]

as a lesbian there are three categories of men and they are: not hot at all, handsome, and I want my face to look literally exactly like theirs