Anything Goes

You name it, you'll probably find it here.

[hltmonlee]

if theres anyone who can see this after 5 years that would be insaaane

[hltmonlee]

what the hell happened in 5 years

[janitorjan]

When you pet Lesser dog too much.

I’m a filthy memer

[temmiechang]

oops my fingers slipped

[penisorcerer]

[hltmonlee]

Doctor: Now, do you have any exercise plans?

Me: Yes, but I can't start yet.

Doctor: Why not?

Me: Because Pokémon Go doesn't come out till next year.

[soulcarth]

Boy: “Hey, babe. You ready for…….wait what is that?”

-Boy checks phone-

Boy: “Omg”

Girl: “What? What is it?”

Boy: “There’s something in the house.”

Girl: “What? I don’t understand.”

-Boy goes to bedroom door. Looks back at girl-

Boy: “Stay here.”

Girl: “Omg. Please don’t leave.”

Boy: “Shh shhh shhhh shut the fuck up. It’s right down stairs.”

-Girl starts shaking-

Girl: “Omg. You’re scaring me. What is it?”

-Boy leaves room. Foot steps down the stairs-

-long silence-

……

…….

……..

Girl: “Omg. Babe?”

-Loud fast footsteps up the stairs. Girl cries and pull the sheets over her head as the bedroom door bursts in. She hears heavy breathing-

Boy: -out of breath- “Babe.”

-Girl looks out from under the blanket confused-

-Boy shows her the phone in excitement-

Boy: “I just caught a Haunter!”

My pitch for a Pokemon Go advertisement. I think it would make a good one around Halloween.

[just-give-me-yuri]

You've heard of Pokémon Go, now get ready for

Digimon stop

[hltmonlee]

*Interrupts a production of Hamlet*

Me: Hamlet that's not your dads ghost. It's a Gengar.

Hamlet: holy shit.

[elpapivegano]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS ESPECIALLY BECAUSE IT IS BY IGN

[hltmonlee]

Me in the future

Me: PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR

Me: YOU BOTH ARE UNDER ARREST. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT --

Criminal, takes out Pokemon Go: Prepare for trouble...

Me: .....

Me: No. NO WHAT ARE U DOING.

Criminal 2, takes out Pokemon Go: Make it double...

Me: DONT DO THIS TO ME

Me: FUCK THIS SHIT

Me, takes out Pokemon Go: FIGHT ME RN.

[probkeith]

👉🏼guess who’s an Aries👈🏼

[hltmonlee]

breaks into a mosque: its not here?

breaks into a synagogue: its not here...

breaks into a church: its not here!

local news: and when the vandal was finally arrested, she claimed that she was looking for an Arceus

[hltmonlee]

Pokemon GO is a great motivator, ya know?

Reporter: This young woman just climbed Mount Everest in record time! What an inspiration! Can you tell us what exactly was your motivation?

Woman: I needed to catch Articuno.

Reporter: ... You... What?

[curiousobsession101]

Remember when your dog barks at nothing or your cat stares into thin air for a moment before running away in panic? Ever wondered what they were looking at?

Now you know.

[hltmonlee]

me: *breaks into Jurassic World*

chris pratt: "excuse me but what the fuck are you doing here?"

me: "dude there's a fuckton of Tyrunt and Tyrantrum around here, help me out!"

chris pratt: *taking his phone out*

chris pratt: "you'll have to fight me for them you little shit"

[deadpools-girlfriend]