[tastylemonbread]

when humans first discovered jacking off theu probably had to put things on hold for a while, like maybe there was a week where nothing got done. people probably died

[nonbinaryjudean]

made you some graphics to help you remember

[miquellakind]

i have contacted my kindest associates and they are closing in on your location quickly

[drulalovescas]

everybody say thank you, fanfiction

[gigi-b]

God forbid a girl be both whimsical and full of rage

[ezekiel13]

I want to write my fanfic <- isn’t writing my fanfic

[ikeepseeingghosts]

[thekenobee]

RIP Anthony Head 💔

[hyrude]

ao3′s orphaning option is cool and a good idea but mostly very fucking funny. i posted this work for fun when i was younger and i still want people to be able to come back to it if they liked it, but now im an adult professional and i dont want it attached to my name. whats the word for that? umm, anonymously posting? no. i want something that indicates i murdered this story’s parents 

[kyraneko]

technically the story’s parents faked their own death and disappeared to go have an office job, and that’s even funnier

[vyeoh]

[phantomrose96]

If you are a PET trying to help your HUMAN just remember the acronym WAY

Are you in the Way?

Are you in the wAy?

Are you in the waY?

If the answer to all three is YES then you are HELPING 👏👏👏

[thoughtfulfuri]

[molotovblogtail]

Hey dont cry. Grab some sticky notes and make yourself a bouquet of flowers.

[catchymemes]

[targetedknowledge]

[narutwitter]

[vollzeitherzz-deactivated202603]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[official-lucifers-child]

so make it

Cunt

[unclefather]

[psych-is-the-name]

[shinekocreator]

Okay, this is actually funny

[mersei47]

finally found this image. It expresss how I feel evertime I draw ship art perfectly

[viclocktrevor]

@jimisanasshat literally me w/ the Sebastian and Severin art u commissioned