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The Colt
The gift horse's mouth holds a secret which the horse can only guess. Look closely at its teeth to compare what you're owed to what you get.
Narrative Function
To dual-speakers of English and German, the word "gift" provides a wonderful opportunity for a translingual pun: In English it's a present, offering, or kindness; but in German it simply means poison. This pair of false friends present the best framework for understanding the Colt.
The Colt's primary narative function is to be sacrificed. The Colt gives themselves, or a part of themselves away, for the benefit of others, at great harm to themselves. They might offer their self up on an aspect's alter to settle some debt or dispute, or they might lose a part of their self in the name of a greater cause. But, even as the Colt is bleeding out, turned from horse to gift-horse, they can still bite the hand that slaughters 'em, turning from boon to bane in a final moment of defiance.
There's a lot of flexibility in the Colt's narrative. A Colt might 'change hands' muliple times, flitting around shifting their allegiance mulitiple times, like the toaster-oven that keeps getting regifted (with each movement of the Colt constituting a sacrifice of the narrative potential of their old connections), before they reach the culmination of their arc.
Player Tendencies
The Colt is one of the most passive classes, as its basic beat is a moment of altru sacrifice, but this doesn't actually tend to reflect in the class's Players. The opposite enfact, Colt players' tendancy is anathema to their class, as Colts are likely to be selfish and egotistical. Their sacrifices aren't sought out as first solutions, but resorted to under the duress of dramatic or ironic circumstances.
Godhood
The Colt's godhood is styled after the typical dress of the roving warrior class of Yankelan, which were fostered as a cultural part to Meiji era Yankeland's third imperial expansion project, commonly referred to in the local cultures as "Cowboys."
It is a hooded pancho over a button-cuffed shirt and pants, a belt with a buckle you can park a 2026 Ford under, and a pair of trusty dusty leather boots.
Attribution
The godhoods were all designed, on commission, by @meraki-sunset. She's an amazing artist and a delight to work wit.
The Raffe
RISE! Where is you anger? RISE! Where is your fury? RISE! Where is your fire? RISE! RISE! RISE! Where is you Wrath?
Narrative Function
The Raffe [răth]¹ are the instigator, leader, lynchpin, and success of revolutions: Through their aspect, they seek the liberation of both themselves and other characters. Sometimes they go beyond that and seek to free the entire narrative from the subjugative clutches of another aspect (or in especially rare cases, their own.)
Not all rebellions stories feature a Raffe, but those that do tend to find better success and greater successes, as the Raffe breathes strength into the movement, their presense a banner on the battlefield and a rallying cry in the wind, creating a movement-wide morale boost.
Player Tendencies
Raffes tend toward being a righteous and altruistic lot: they're deeply entuned to the suffering caused by unjust systems and actively seek to liberate those who suffer from the systems which harm them.
Godhood
The Raffe's Godhood is styled after fashion from the various punk scenes of late 20th and early 21st century Yankeelan and Britain.
It is a hooded, sleeveless battle jacket, worn over a sleeveless undershirt and ripped pants. The battle jacket is covered in patches and its hood is covered in a mohawk of spikes.
The pants are held up by a simple knot belt that flows into a 'waist-cape.'
Spiked bracelets act as arm accessories.
The shoes are big-stompy lace-up boots, which I like to imagine double as heelies.
Attribution
The godhoods were all designed, on commission, by @meraki-sunset. She's an amazing artist and a delight to work wit.
The class sigil was created using Weakness 4796520 by Freepik
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The Jinx
Turvy-tipsy, the crow-cow flies Hoping to scarf itself wit a ribbon of wind And-yet, its neck keeps no company and it crop fruits no stones
Narrative Function
The Jinx ignores what their aspect is supposed to be, in favor of pursuing a warped and twisted inversion, an 'antispect' if you will. While this can be a conscience choice, for most Jinxes, their very presense in the narrative acts as an automatic anathema, curdling their aspect sour.
The Jinx's anathemic effect tends to start out as a localized affect afflicting themselves with negative experiences rooted in their antispect. Over their arc, Jinxes tend to learn to both mitigate the detirious effects of their antispect in themselves and their allies while weaponizing it against their enemies.
The classic example is the Jinx of Light, where Light, in either its literal or symbolic sense is inverted, creating shadows and/or misfortune, which the Jinx experiences first involuntarily before learning how to make it their enemies problem.
Player Tendencies
Jinx players tend to be canny sorts with squirrelly personalities. Antispects are not kind nor pretty things to experience and surviving the influence of one long enough to even start the narrative requires cunning, quick reflexes, or luck, possibly all three and more.
The squirreliness might eventually mellow out as the Jinx players learn to manage their aspect and aren't constantly under threat of suddenly having a very bad time, but the canniness tends to be more persistant.
Godhood
The Jinx's Godhood isn't styled after anything in particular, leaning toward generic flowing clothes.
The Godhood is a shoulder-cowl over shirt and pants, with tall lace-up boots. The cowl's distinctive features are a widows peak for it's windows and cat ears on its crest.
Additionally, in an allusion to the childrens' game of Jinx, the mouth is wrapped in bandages.
Attribution
The godhoods were all designed, on commission, by @meraki-sunset. She's an amazing artist and a delight to work wit.
The Nark
"Et tu Brute," proclaimed the snake unto the scorpion. With a twist of it stinger, the scorpion agreed, "Et tu me, but not before you."
Narrative Function
The Nark's abandonment is one of betrayal, actively chosen. They are put into a situation where they must choose: hold true to some greater belief, principle, or loyalty; or, given into a base temptation by betraying the same.
And well, if theyr story were shaped by them to choosing the former, they wouldn't be a Nark. There are various different ways the Nark's wider story can play out—redemption and comuppence are most common—but, the betrayal is at the crux of their story.
Player Tendencies
Nark players tend toward being selfish and transactional characters with short term memories, measuring their relationships by cost-benefit analysis with a strong tendency towards 'what have you done for me lately'-isms.
If they aren't, then a good chunk of their arc can be spent in internal conflict between their desire to hold true and their act of giving into temptation, and how they, despite giving up what they had, didn't get what they wanted.
Godhood
The Nark's Godhood isn't styled after any fashion in particular, leaning heavily on the idea of generic flowing clothes.
It is a hooded cap with crossed lacing over a shirt and pants. The shoes are soft-sole slip-ons. It also features elbow-length gloves.
Attribution
The godhoods were all designed, on commission, by @meraki-sunset. She's an amazing artist and a delight to work wit.
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The Nark
"Et tu Brute," proclaimed the snake unto the scorpion. With a twist of it stinger, the scorpion agreed, "Et tu me, but not before you."
Narrative Function
The Nark's abandonment is one of betrayal, actively chosen. They are put into a situation where they must choose: hold true to some greater belief, principle, or loyalty; or, given into a base temptation by betraying the same.
And well, if theyr story were shaped by them to choosing the former, they wouldn't be a Nark. There are various different ways the Nark's wider story can play out—redemption and comuppence are most common—but, the betrayal is at the crux of their story.
Player Tendencies
Nark players tend toward being selfish and transactional characters with short term memories, measuring their relationships by cost-benefit analysis with a strong tendency towards 'what have you done for me lately'-isms.
If they aren't, then a good chunk of their arc can be spent in internal conflict between their desire to hold true and their act of giving into temptation, and how they, despite giving up what they had, didn't get what they wanted.
Godhood
The Nark's Godhood isn't styled after any fashion in particular, leaning heavily on the idea of generic flowing clothes.
It is a hooded cap with crossed lacing over a shirt and pants. The shoes are soft-sole slip-ons. It also features elbow-length gloves.
Attribution
The godhoods were all designed, on commission, by @meraki-sunset. She's an amazing artist and a delight to work wit.
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The Jinx
Turvy-tipsy, the crow-cow flies Hoping to scarf itself wit a ribbon of wind And-yet, its neck keeps no company and it crop fruits no stones
Narrative Function
The Jinx ignores what their aspect is supposed to be, in favor of pursuing a warped and twisted inversion, an 'antispect' if you will. While this can be a conscience choice, for most Jinxes, their very presense in the narrative acts as an automatic anathema, curdling their aspect sour.
The Jinx's anathemic effect tends to start out as a localized affect afflicting themselves with negative experiences rooted in their antispect. Over their arc, Jinxes tend to learn to both mitigate the detirious effects of their antispect in themselves and their allies while weaponizing it against their enemies.
The classic example is the Jinx of Light, where Light, in either its literal or symbolic sense is inverted, creating shadows and/or misfortune, which the Jinx experiences first involuntarily before learning how to make it their enemies problem.
Player Tendencies
Jinx players tend to be canny sorts with squirrelly personalities. Antispects are not kind nor pretty things to experience and surviving the influence of one long enough to even start the narrative requires cunning, quick reflexes, or luck, possibly all three and more.
The squirreliness might eventually mellow out as the Jinx players learn to manage their aspect and aren't constantly under threat of suddenly having a very bad time, but the canniness tends to be more persistant.
Godhood
The Jinx's Godhood isn't styled after anything in particular, leaning toward generic flowing clothes.
The Godhood is a shoulder-cowl over shirt and pants, with tall lace-up boots. The cowl's distinctive features are a widows peak for it's windows and cat ears on its crest.
Additionally, in an allusion to the childrens' game of Jinx, the mouth is wrapped in bandages.
Attribution
The godhoods were all designed, on commission, by @meraki-sunset. She's an amazing artist and a delight to work wit.
Further notes
Because Tumblr randomly termed my account this morning around about 9:30, wit no warning, reasoning, or chance to appeal, and this was scheduled to be posted an hour later, here we are on my backup account.
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