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@hobbit-darren
Text || Crisscolfer
Chris: Oooo. You had me at your mother's cooking.
Chris: Hey! :P
Darren: She always thinks we're starving one another or something. She always does that "You're eating right?" speech.
Darren: In the nicest way possible.
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Chris: Of course I do! It's just been a while. Your mom and dad are wonderful and I'd really like to see them again.
Chris: Right! Haha! You're funny, Dare.
Darren: I've just been asked, and asked, and why not show off my boyfriend? Besides, ma wants to cook for you again.
Darren: Maybe feed to that ass a little bit. :P
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Chris: I'd ask if you're sure but you've made it clear that you are. Sorry. That just shocked me for a second.
Chris: Cute. Real cute. I can try getting that printed on my license as a second and third middle name but I'm not sure the DMV will let me. :P
Darren: Are you not sure you want to visit my family babe?
Darren: It's just that the DMV should know you've got a nice ass, not that you'd need any more proof other than turning around.
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Chris: ..You want me to go visit your parents?
Chris: Hang on. You booked tickets?!
Darren: Well I want you to visit me, but us visiting my parents couldn't hurt. It's been a hot minute since we did visit them.
Darren: You've got a flight with your name on it sir, so yes.
Darren: It's your code name actually. Second code name because "Nice Ass" isn't allowed as the name on a plane ticket apparently.
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Darren: So how would you feel about visiting my parents.
Darren: On a scale of one, to I've already booked the flights anyway?
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Darren: I need more keys.
Darren: Not another set, well yeah another set but more keys.
Darren: I've lost my house key twice in a week but I don't want to put it on my car keys, because what if someone steals my car?
Texts || Crisscolfer
Chris: Alright. Fine. I'll give up picking on you if you give me a reason for having to try not to scare my neighbors if we're staying at my house.
Chris: Or get the cops called on us because someone thinks we're beating the crap out of each other.
Chris: Again.
Darren: I mean sometimes when the sex is really good, we end up getting extremely loud. I don't know how well your house there is sound proof is all. If they call the cops on your loud ass... Well, that's on you, and the headlines the next day.
Darren: It's always the sex, you know this.
Texts || Crisscolfer
Chris: Yes. Yes. I am.
Chris: Sure it is.
Chris: No. I want to go to the beach and pretend I didn't buy a house /somewhere around here/ that we could be staying at instead of a hotel. Just because. Let's hit up some tourist shops and everything. Be an idiot with me?
Darren: It's rude mister.
Darren: Mmm pretending is my day job, so I'd rather stay there instead of a hotel. Besides, in a house we're allowed to be as loud as we want, so long as the people in the street don't hear us.
Darren: And by that I mean it sounds like it's a date so long as you don't keep picking at my wonderful fashion choices.
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Chris: When you're done playing in the sand, I think we should do the South Beach tourist thing now that I'm here. Yes?
Chris: I'll even let you wear that god awful loud shirt that's hanging in the closet. Where'd you get that? It looks like a lilac and a pineapple threw up on some cotton and viola! You had to wear it!
Darren: Are you talking shit about my clothes then trying to act sweet? Christopher.
Darren: It's a nice shirt, but I suppose we can do the touristy things since you're here, otherwise I was going to lock myself up in my hotel.
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Chris: Well...that happens more often than not when it comes to arguing with me. :P
Darren: I'd try to argue that but it's a losing battle.
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Chris: This insinuates that you're a good loser. We both know that's far from the truth.
Darren: I'm a good loser, when I'm a loser and well...
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Chris: I hope so. As soon as your done pretending to be a Canadian. :X
Darren: Pretending is a strong word mister.
Instagram IM || Crisscolfer
Chris: Excuse me, Criss? I think you are sadly mistaken in that department. Very very mistaken.
Chris: Weirdo. Dressing like a Hummel. I, personally, liked the colors on you.
Darren: What? He told me all the bestie things you done together in the past. Colorful things Christopher. Very colorful. ;)
Darren: Aw thank you.
Instagram IM || Crisscolfer
Chris: I forgot to ask you. How was your mandate with your bestie Ryan the other night? Have fun reconnecting? :P
Chris: By the way. Nice outfit. Glad Kurt could influence your color choices. Ha! I love you. Dork.
Darren: My bestie? Here I thought he was your bestie, you're the one kissing ass not me.
Darren: Kurt and I are really close, closer than you think mister.
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Chris: Honey, I miss you too. Very much. :(
Darren: We'll be together soon hopefully.
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Chris: Bring it. Don't start crying when you lose.
Darren: Oh hush, you know I won't.
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Chris: Oh?! You trying to start something with me, Criss??
Darren: I probably am. Do you think you could take that on?