cheesy potatoes thanks

sometimes things happen and i ignore them http://bit.ly/hobgoblinimpersonator

[barstoolblues]

scroll for me my angel of blogging

[indigosfindings]

i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam

[sharkwave-zee]

wish i could have been a fly on the wall for THAT conversation! not because i wanted to hear it or anything but because i'd be a lil buuuuug

[perfectday1972]

[studiedinapoolofhisownfaeces]

eugh..!! pleugh.. cough cough.. eugffh.. bleugjh.... ptoo...

[solaceon]

this is what it looks like when i kiss my little cat's head

[becomeanunconsciousman-deactiva]

if karl marx was born today he would be a baby. and it would be his birthday

[loverboyfae]

ask not for whom the bell peppers

[eebie]

[memorycycle]

[gokucat]

feeding her stuffie must live on....

[okthatsgreat]

do you ever find yourself in an elevator or a bus or a train car with a bunch of people and think to yourself damn we’d make a compelling ensemble company for a black box theatre play or a novella of some kind should something go wrong here

[mark-gently]

NDA stands for Non't Dalk Aboutit

[blignick]

[eyecantread]

[parasitoidism]

Line read that keeps me up at night

[pinejay]

i want lists and solutions by the time i finish this jiyuiceh box. warning ⚠️ I. AM. TIRSTY! and it is ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗ punch! and it is delicious

[capncaprisun]

Eraserhead baby labubu

[brucebocchi]

no way… you’re morose? AND lugubrious??? 😳

[brucebocchi]