shane

22, any pronouns, irl vampire, system, audhd

[hockeymutt]

🪓INTRO POST🪓

hi i’m shane (hollander if ur nasty)

i’m 22 (08/22)

genderfluid (any pronouns)

host of the grotesquerie system

furry, kinnie, loser

we all will probably post on here at times, although some of us do have our own blogs. follow at your own discretion

likes: music, movies, bill skarsgård, aaron taylor-johnson, true crime, customizing clothes, cats, cooking, writing fanfiction, gaming, poetry, skincare, makeup, drag performing, goth fashion, cemetery aesthetic, religious imagery, horror, blood, knives, guns, rosaries, dinosaurs, bones, jurassic park, hemlock grove, ds games, uncharted franchise, batman arkham games, heated rivalry +more media

music i like: ghost, idkhow, drake bell, she wants revenge, sisters of mercy, bauhaus, none of your concern, bts, alexsucks, chappell roan, kesha, anthony amorim, childish gambino, pitbull, t-pain, lady gaga

kin list (red are main kins, like u can refer to me as them): jonathan crane (arkham asylum), richie tozier (it 2017), leonard hoffstadter (bbt), lisa swallows (lisa frankenstein), pearl douglas (pearl), dave lisewski (kick-ass), inaccurate lyle menendez (monsters: the erik and lyle menendez story) {fuck you ryan murphy, justice for erik and lyle}, clark “mouth” devereaux (the goonies), snoopy, mia wallace (pulp fiction), shane hollander (heated rivalry)

ask box is always open, pls talk to me about ur fav true crimes or dinosaurs as those r my hyperfixations rn. also pls ask abt my fanfic

minors dni. we block freely if we do not like ur blog or u. don’t take it personal

blogs we run

@cocaineskarsgard - bill skarsgård blog

@stabbedhound - (alter) lestat’s blog

@crpsebnny - (alter) will’s blog

@werewolferotica - peter rumancek rp

@skyjellyvegas - hemlock grove oc rp

@giabitesback - hemlock grove oc rp

@rabbitreverend - writing blog (you can find my fics here)

@blameitontherainn - (alter) erik’s blog

@scarecrowcranes - (alter) jonathan’s blog

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[nohopethiswillallendintears]

[decemberwinter]

man I hate this fuckass country so much

[decemberwinter]

reblog if you hate your country

[hockeymutt]

one of my best friends lives in another country and i wish she could be at my next drag show or that i could send her an art print :(

might have to get someone to film it on my phone and do a VC screening in discord

[hockeymutt]

hi thanks for spam like.hi

hi oomf ur so cool oomf

[sorebelflower]

saw this photo on pinterest real as fuck

[hotvampireadjacent]

[hockeymutt]

why can’t anyone on this app spell michael properly?? i always see it spelled “micheal” “mic-heal”

it’s not that hard

[hockeymutt]

also quinny win today YAYYYY go quinny go!!

[hockeymutt]

my bf wants me to cosplay catwoman….

first of all, i will not be wearing goddamn latex. second of all, i refuse to wear pleather. thirdly, i am not tall enough nor do i have the right body type to do that.

i hate the way that my brain is about my own cosplay, i need it to be as accurate as possible for some reason. why am i like this like why do i limit myself on characters because i have like basically no boobs and i’m short???

[hockeymutt]

quinn you’ve gotta get it together score something stop letting the olympics get to ur head

[eliasinthefreezer]

Don’t bully him he’s seeing ghosts :((

[hockeymutt]

he lost three fucking games in a row i’m allowed to be pissed

[hockeymutt]

quinn you’ve gotta get it together score something stop letting the olympics get to ur head

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[victoriasprince]

dear evan hansen, thanks for every note you send

dear connor murphy, I'm just glad to be your friend

[hockeymutt]

crying while eating a potato pancake my mom made while i was at work. it was cold and missing the little sweetcorn, but it still tasted the same as when i was 9. she hasn’t made them for so long, i almost forgot about them. i’m gonna miss my mom when she moves. yeah i’m moving too, but just a town over. she’s not going to be as close as she has been.

i’m gonna miss coming home and being able to eat leftovers that she made. i’m gonna miss hearing her singing in the kitchen, even though i stay in my room by myself a lot. it’s just nice to be in the same house…

i can’t say any of this to her though, because she will just be like “will you? really? you’re never home as is on weekends, and when you are you’re in your room. or when you are home, you’re in your room.”!

i just don’t know. i’m just really sad right now about these stupid potato pancakes i guess because i ate it, and all of a sudden im 9 years old again, eating a cold potato pancake with sweetcorn, and im being told that i have to get rid of stuff and pack as much as i can into a tote, and say bye to my friends because i wouldn’t be seeing them again. because we had to move….