gabe hoffman

20 years old. School of International and Public Affairs at Columbia University. Living in New York City.

[hoffmangabriel]

milliesnyder​:

perseabernathy​:

maxalright​:

Are we planning a sleepover as well? Just asking for a friend.

Alright, alright. Truth time. Doesn’t feel like spicing up things. More like how to make your friends awkward, but okay. Isn’t much weird places to find. On the hood of a car, in a alley? I dunno, man. I won’t tell if was on mine or with Perse. That’s too much info. Anyway, darling… what’s the most awkward thing you’ve ever been caught doing?

We could rent an Airbnb on one of these weekends, and have a bit of an sleepover with romcom education. I like the way your mind works, Millie…

Oh, come on, we’re just having a bit of fun, I at least don’t feel awkward, so you don’t have to worry about me. Okay, okay, we’ll try and not give out TMI, for your sake. Awkward… probably when my mom caught me editing me in Supernatural picture with Dean and Sam. Really, it would be less awkward if I had someone in bed or something. Hmm, I’m not feeling as nice as you, babe, so I want to see a bit of Millie’s naughty side… So I dare you to kiss your three favorite parts of Gabriel’s body.

YES! Sleepover, Airbnb, candy, booze. It’s perfect! It’s a date! Put on your calendar, boys.

Mine naughty side? I don’t know what you’re talking about, girl. Well,I would start with his …amazing lips.

And then his strong hands… don’t judge me, I have a thing for strong and nice hands. Gabe will hate me for that, but a dare is a dare and he has the most amazing and killing abs, so I think I just have to kiss then.

Okay, okay. Now babe, don’t be mad, okay? But I dare you to take a tequila shot… on someone’s body in this group. It could be me… or anyone else.

Sounds great! We can drive in my Benz and stock up with booze. We’ll have loads of fun. Already sending a message in our group chat so we don’t forget about it tomorrow.

That’s the whole reason I work out for, you know?

Of course it will be on your bellly, babe, how can I miss this opportunity? 

Alright, Max, time to show your dancing skills. I dare you to do a lapdance on anyone here.

[hoffmangabriel]

milliesnyder​:

perseabernathy​:

maxalright​:

Already thinking about the after party, huh? So far… I’m fine.

A moviecation, yeah that’s the word. I’m up for it if Perse wants. I guess he’s training too much and doing nothing else. That or you making him really busy. Shots and game mix well. Truth or Dare or Spin the bottle? I dunno. Whatever gets the most votes.

Hard not too when it’s with you. I love the idea! Max knows too many romcoms for his good, I think it would be nice to share some of the knowledge, and I do enjoy the idea of a double date with our favorite couple.

Truth or dare, let’s go! I know you want to vote, babe, but parties were never meant to be a democracy anyways. As for the rules, maybe we’ll just go around you can chose anyone. If you don’t want to answer, take a shot, but there’s no going around a there, how does that sound?

So it’s official! Romcom night with the besties, bring popcorn and candies. Uh, I like it. Sounds fun and challenging, maybe we can find out some dirty secrets, uh? Fun!

Let’s see.... Gabe, I’m going to start with you. Truth round now. The whole lock room thing... did you ever see something happening or is just talk? I mean, all of those guys together... everybody so excited after a game, hot showers...just wondering, don’t loot at me like that.

Nice, Truth or Dare then! 

Mostly it’s just talk, I’ve never really seen anything. But I’ve heard rumors, you know how that goes. Two guys taking longer in the shower and teammates start talking, stuff like that. Though nothing really concrete, I’ve never really wanted to know too, wasn’t my business.

Alright, Max, staying on the Truth round. Let’s keep the spice, guys, shall we? Where's the weirdest place you've had sex? Sorry, Perse.

[hoffmangabriel]

milliesnyder​:

perseabernathy​:

maxalright​:

Wait, what? Oh…

C'mon, Millie. Tell me you will make him watch it. It’s Mean Girls, not really the type I’d willingly see but still… iconic. Nice choice of you two. Are you, really? Well. Today yes, I’m not mixing much I don’t want to get trashed, right darling?

There’s no denying you’re absolutely angelic, and if greek life shows anything, is that fraternities really can be devilish, so I trust it fits. You two look so good together, the matching costumes really show that.

Probably the most iconic movie of 00′s, it really marked a generation. Right, just enough to have some fun, here and in the after party as well. But if you two want to have some shots, I’m not saying no.

I’m definitely having a movie night with Gabe, now that I now that some romcom education is very needed. You two should join, maybe Max can give Gabe some push to me more involved with the 00′s pop culture.

How about some shots and a game? It’s a party after all.Nobody is going to get trash… just a bit more loose.

If it’s so iconic then, I must watch it. I definitely need a romcom education. Yeah, Max, maybe you can help me out a bit. 

I’m up for it, my angel. We’re not freshmen anymore, so no one’s passing out in the bathtub, no worries. Never Have I Ever, Truth or Dare or Spin the Bottle? The devil’s already got the bottle of tequila.

[hoffmangabriel]

milliesnyder​:

perseabernathy​:

@milliesnyder @hoffmangabriel​ @maxalright​​

Max, look, Millie and Gabe are here. Hey, come here you two!

You’re looking stunning, Millie, you better not take your eyes of her, Gabe.

Hey girl! Ow, love the theme, you too look sooo cute! I love that movie!

Oh thank you, it’s just a joke about our personalities. Everybody knows that I am an angel, right Gabe? Is this party crazy or what?

Hey, Persephone... Max. I don’t get the costume, what movie is it from? 

I won’t, Millie’s my angel sent from heaven, and I... well, I’m devilish. It’s kinda obvious, we had to do it. Have you two had tequila shots yet?

[hoffmangabriel]

Millie Snyder as an Angel and Gabe Hoffman as the Devil at Farofa dos Leks

[hoffmangabriel]

maxalright​:

Thanks, good to know you liked.

Well, party is always the same. It’s fun, I guess.

Fun? Excuse me, but this is a Delta Lambda Phi’s party. We’re known for throwing the best ones. Fun is not a “I guess” kinda vibe. 

Get yourself on a keg as soon as possible. Or have you tried the jello shots?

[hoffmangabriel]

@maxalright​

Nice show, drummer. 

Hope you’re enjoying the party.

[hoffmangabriel]

milliesnyder​:

I know it sounds crazy for some people, I mean, we are young… but we’ve been together for as long as I remember so it’s seems so natural, so right.

Well, if you manage to convince her to take it easy, I would appreciate. I will try my best with my mom. Geez, can they give us a break?

Oh stop it, I am the lucky one to be with the star of the campus. Oh, I heard that is going to be a band in the frat party, that sounds pretty cool, don’t you think?

Yeah, it’s just how it is. I mean, we did everything right. We dated for years before we got engaged. We’re just following the natural course of things, like you said.

Sure, it sounds rad. The boys are really getting into preparing this party. We thought getting a permission for a band was gonna be a little harder, but we just had to make some calls. Pretty smooth. I bet you’re gonna like the party, sugar boo.

[hoffmangabriel]

milliesnyder​:

Beautiful fiancée? I like the way this sound.

By the way, your mother and my mother are getting me crazy with all this wedding planning. I already told them we want to wait until the end of the season, at least. So you can concentrate in the games and not in the party, but you know how they are.

I know, babe. I know. You are a football star, you have all the eyes on you, I understand how it can be overwhelming.

Get used to it, I’m gonna say it for as long as I can until the wedding. 

That’s reasonable, can’t they compromise? I bet mother’s already booking The Plaza or something like that. I gotta talk to her, maybe my sister can help us out if mother doesn’t listen to me.

Thanks, boo. You’re amazing. The best fiancée ever. Do you know how lucky I am to have landed you?

[hoffmangabriel]

milliesnyder​:

I know I don’t have to, but I want to.  Maybe it will help you feel a bit better.

No Gabe, we don’t have to go if you don’t want to. I just thought it could be fun… I mean, it’s been a while we had some fun. I know you are super busy with training and stuff… I just miss to spend time with you and our friends. But I can go with my girlfriends too and you can relax and maybe do an appearance later? I will love to show my boyfriend around too.

Yeah, that will work nicely. That way we both get what we want. I can stop by later, and then I get to show my beautiful fiancée off as well.

I’m sorry for being so distant lately, I just... have a lot going on right now. But I’m gonna make things right, okay? I promise, boo.

[hoffmangabriel]

milliesnyder​:

@hoffmangabriel​

Hey Gabe, ow are you ok? Você parece cansado, os treinos devem estar acabando com você, né? Se você quiser posso fazer aquela vitamina de banana que você gosta, vou até colocar o whey de baunilha que é seu favorito.

Alias, ouvir dizer que sua fraternidade vai dar uma festa. Por que não me falou? Estou morrendo de vontade de dançar um pouco, nós vamos né?Diz que sim.

Hey, Millie. I’m fine, just a little bit tired, as you guessed. Oh, you don’t have to, boo, it’s fine.

Ah, a festa... sim. Esqueci de te falar. Eu não sabia se iria ou não ainda, estou com tantas coisas por fazer, and then there’s also practice in between. It feels like my head’s gonna burst open anytime soon... Mas se você faz muita questão, I guess we could make an attendance. I heard there will be at least five kegs. The guys really outdone themselves this time.

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